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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@ipartywithpoison
I was cleaning out my computer and I found a bunch of screenshots of text posts from 2013-2014. The golden age of tumblr.
I take no credit for these posts.
God they don’t make em like this anymore
“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”
Translation:
[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]
Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome.
I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife
Weasel/marmot/whatever has zero fear of apex predator IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
We aren’t the only species with no sense of self-preservation…
Photo Credit: Jeremy Saffer
mother… mother i am Trapped
Maybe this one? No… Maybe this one? No… Maybe this one? No… Maybe this one? No… Maybe this one? No… Maybe this one? No… Maybe this one? No… Maybe this one? No…
When you realize it’s not even a cage
New/Old Outtakes of Robert Pattinson photographed by Andy Parsons for Time Out Magazine, 2020
Каждый имеет право на образование
it’s been literal weeks and i’ve only just realised this is meant to be read as “healthy burgers” and not “heal thy burgers”
#honestly without that caption i might never have figured it out
heal them
hey whats up (desktop users only)
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Mobile Chrome makes me too powerful
Thankyou for that screenshot so I could see it on mobile
worked real well for me…
This cat sounds like like cheburashka wtf
Ж: Как тирг делает? (How does the Tiger do it?)
К: РггААААХх
Ж: Ох какой! (Oh, look at him!)
How @hentaihotsauce would be with a cat
How does the cat meow in Russian
Because its a russian cat
why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.
They literally never came back I hate them
Gotta do it
I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash
Your girl is applying for jobs and ain’t risking nothing
Acting like you living a lavish lifestyle but you’re actually living on 3 chicken nuggets: