pathetic wet meow meow goth man simp

(Any pronouns), I just love a lot of things (Including my chemical romance, rpgs, soulsborne games and the horrors)

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[punkitt-is-here]

[podcastwizard]

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[mangonetics]

[str-ngeloop]

casting spell of : i dont think that's true

[str-ngeloop]

you have to remember that people will simply say all kinds of things

[couchnapping]

I get such a kick out of the prefix 'cis'

getting a book cislated: yup, still can't read it

cisition timeline: just a selfie

cisformation: make a bunch of super saiyan sounds and walk away

cisubstantiation: by the power of god this bread has remained bread

idk its just neat

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

cisformers: they're just cars

[duchessvongooseberg]

precisely as much as meets the eye

[atomicjeallyfish]

God. take all of meg thee stallions pain and return it to drake tenfold

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[charl0ttan]

my greatest curse is i think "ill kill you" is the funniest response to anything but sadly many disagree

[imptwins]

i am about to become the most annoying human being on planet earth.

[feralratbitesu]

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

[somewhereovertherainbowtables]

The result of a post I saw on bsky earlier and joking with my friends

[darth-moth]

[ffxivheritageposts]

Certified FFXIV Heritage Post

[thedinosaurprince]

[bogleech]

[miseria-fortes-viros]

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

[automaticautosexual]

The point of anti-acne products isn't because of beauty standards, its because acne hurts like hell and can get infected

[automaticautosexual]

It's like when people call sunscreen or deodorant beauty products. Like maybe in some cases but most people don't want to smell bad or have skin cancer