Tissues For Your Issues

A blog for all things random.Dragon ageFunny social justice Self - discriptive quotesAnd trouble

[porterr-robinson]

[best-of-memes]

A Grandmother’s Essentials

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

It always baffles me how we all had the same childhood

[fayvhasaan-deactivated20161229]

I can smell it

[lamejanesbff-deactivated2017091]

^^^^moth balls and soap sets

[tsukithewolf]

Granny perfume.

[relive-the-90s]

my childhood

[porcelainbaby]

When you get cute messages💕

[royvmustang-deactivated20221127]

this is literally yall on this damn site

[omruc]

did he film this in a microwave lmao

[radicalruster-deactivated201901]

“from the creators of Frozen”

“and Wreck-It Ralph”

[meanplastic]

[funnyasxvideos]

[chrissongzzz]

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[android1000]

View this post on Instagram

[blackmodel]

me in 6 months

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

“Hair bomb. Feelin’ mixed. Baby hairs on fleek. Face beat up to the heavens I should be…deceased! You feel what I’m saying. Just look! There is no bad angle. [grunts, pose] Mmm! [pose] Mmm! [pose] Mmm! [pose] Bitch, stop playing with me. Bitch say I’m ugly she blind, period. Bitch don’t know no better.”

[fishyandclintbarton]

This is the most genius thing i’ve seen in years. Thank you happytoast.co.uk 💯

[jnsalvado-deactivated20171008]

Realistic Pokemons

[cosmicmoves-deactivated20170412]

i’d rather die than see a single one of these ugly ass scary ass nightmare creatures anywhere ever

[the-real-eye-to-see]

THIS!!!

[sunflowercocoa]

they legit had the nerve to say “according to science” and lbr selena is only up there cos she’s a white passing latina

[beeslybee]

How TF did Jennifer Lawrence & Helen Mirren, two basic looking white people who look super similar, make the list?!

But there’s not ONE non-white passing poc?? IN THE ENTIRE WORLD? Fuck that, here’s just a FEW of the gorgeous colored women you intentionally left out.

Lupita Nyong'o

Ming-Na Wen

Nicole Scherzinger

Sushmita Sen

Taraji Henderson

Erica Mena

Zendaya Coleman

Adriana Lima

Gina Rodriguez

Pia Wurtzbach

[cieltee22]

Don’t forget:

Karen David (”Khasi with a sliver of Jewish heritage”)

Auli’i Cravalho (Moana~)

[beeslybee]

!!

[moonsofavalon]

“beautiful according to science” really just means “their faces are super proportional and symmetrical” and i know there are women of color out there with symmetrical and proportional faces so you know it’s a deliberate oversight to not include them

[bentyl]

I was about to write ^^^^^^ about symmetry. The real fact of the matter is, these basic white bitches arent even symmetrical, it was a last grasp at trying to put reason behind dumb white faces.

[mooooosa]

i’m dead

[karman4e]

[rihported]

mcsnatched

[spenceralthouse-deactivated2020]

Andy’s friends were the worst

[themushr000m]

me

[lagonegirl]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

[wetorturedsomefolks]

finally some accuracy on this post