Please don't come for me, i'm just a simple farmer

I mostly just smack talk about pathfinder and gay shit.

[nyctosaurid]

“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

[zagreus]

The implication that Goofy is just a more advanced stage in canine evolution is oddly terrifying somehow

[nyctosaurid]

theres no such thing as ‘more advance’ in evolution. a dogman isnt more evolved than a dog, just as you are no more evolved than an seagull or coral, they are just fitted for different environments and have evolved as such

[dimetrodone]

Goofy is not more evolved the Pluto, Goofy just fills a different ecological niche. While Pluto is just a scavenger and Goofy is an apex predator both play important roles in the ecosystem.

[thekingmickey-deactivated202404]

[chlstarrbaby]

Goofy’s a domestic dog, Pluto is a real one.

[nyctosaurid]

“Why me? I’m domesticated!” is the deepest rabbit hole of a line in the entire disney canon

[iprefermyanarchycolorcoded]

Goofy is a cow......

[squidbroom]

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

[local-chibi-girl]

People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.

[anticritical-lapis]

Friendly reminder that if not for Alan Turing you wouldn’t be reading this post and we might be ruled by the nazis

[addycted]

The Alan Turing statue on my campus

[beefgameplays-deactivated202105]

wait fuck this is soooooo important always reblog

[valtsv]

aesthetic: those landscape photos that look like they were taken on another planet in deep space

[valtsv]

[wheniwasakidistaredatthesunalot]

IVE BEEN FUCKING CRYING AT THIS VIDEO ALL DAY

@jewprincessjesus on Tik Tok

[memewhore]

[meanplastic]

[iprefermyanarchycolorcoded]

That’s abuse and tell her to go learn some object permanence with her elementary school ass

[daisyjazzridley]

*male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined*

all of us:

[schittsgifs]

[iprefermyanarchycolorcoded]

Every time someone asks me to go to a straight bar

[ienchanted]

Jiggaly…puff…jiggaly…puff!

[threefeline]

thank you guys for your suggestions!! I had the idea a few days of Clydesdale Mothsteeds and I finally got around to doing some sketches today! And then I colored all of them :);;c Hope ya’ll like these big foofs!  

[pissvortex]

[pissvortex]

i ran a super smash brothers club in high school and we literally had to shut it down for this reason. like the class that used the room after us was complaining that the room was unusable

[minerponyfeldspar]

Friend saw this in Lubbock

[keybladesoras]

AUNTIE HILDA DID THAT!

[sophie-mur]

11.05.19

[ommanyte]

[roxasxx]

When you play assassins creed you have to suspend disbelief, because there’s no fucking way this would not kill him.

[acoolguy]

if you knew anything about assassins creed you’d know that he landed in a bale of hay

[chrisbeatrice]

Here’s a little painting tutorial: “Paint the Light, not the Color(s of things)”

[welcome-to-latveria]

Venom (2018) tried to portray Venom as a kind of dark character who says scary stuff but I’ve read comics so I know Venom is actually just a super enthusiastic and emotional boyfriend so nice try there Sony

He’s so enthusiastic? He’s so excited to be where they first met and is scared that Eddie isn’t happy too

And he gets confused a lot cos he doesn’t understand why he and Eddie don’t always agree on stuff and he thinks it makes him bad

But when he does good stuff he gets super excited cos he loves being a hero and it’s just v adorable

[quibbs]

hey this is the FUNNIEST tag on my vampire art that i have EVER fucking had

[quibbs]

STOP!!!