Yes Its Spelt Ryeian.

Really I’m just here because my coworker and friends are..

[iputtheryeincry]

Okay seriously how do I change my username and shit

Okay whatever um… saw that my friends have some of these, so, ig I’m making one too

I work at Granny’s donuts, I help Cam/ ‘Grandkiddo’ run the @grannys-donuts-offical account sometimes. I guess you can call me Rye since- well, that’s what half the people in work call me anyways

I guess people I know?

@tiredupstairsneighbor

Cam, or, Grankiddo I guess some people call them? They’re kinda my boss while Granny is recovering- and they’ve been kinda stressed lately, so I guess I hope things turn out better for them though. Even if they fucking GAVE ME THIS USERNAME AND IDK HOW TUMBLR THINGS WORK

@manliestavianla

I’ve met him a couple times, he’s pretty chill! Wouldn’t say I’m ‘friends’ with him, but… I definitely know the guy, at least somewhat. He’s pretty chill.

@eyeofthehurricaine

Okay I’ll be honest I barely know Meg or Ernox that much, I just know they’re friends of Cam’s, and that they’re twins, and both decently nice

[[ Everything below is OOC ]]

Tags for the blog!

#No context at all posts — In character, tumblr posting

#Okay yes the name— we get it!! — In character, in person/rp interactions

#Oh shit I got an ask- — Rye answering asks

[sdncorpus]

@iputtheryeincry when I said “drop and give me twenty”, I didn’t mean the stairs

[iputtheryeincry]

I FALL DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS IN CAMS APARTMENT AND YOU FUCKING SEND THAT SHIT TO TUMBLR??

[grannys-donuts-offical]

Shoutout to that one kid who came to my house on Halloween as a hotdog with a witch hat on who said “I’m the wicked wiener”

This has nothing to do with donuts or Granny’s but like I wanted you all to know a kid dressed up as that. I hope to see more creative costumes like that in the future

— Rye 🍞🍏

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

I’m revoking you Granny’s official account access

[grannys-donuts-offical]

Do it, you won’t

— Rye 🍞🍏

[iputtheryeincry]

Wait

[iputtheryeincry]

FUCK

YOU BITCH

[manliestavianla]

Dick his pay too

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

Ah yes, dicking his pay

I’m glad you kept the typo

[eyeofthehurricaine]

I love seeing my friends post.

Like yesssss gurl, dick his pay

[iputtheryeincry]

I’m going to poison all of you

[iputtheryeincry]

I hate all of you

[grannys-donuts-offical]

Shoutout to that one kid who came to my house on Halloween as a hotdog with a witch hat on who said “I’m the wicked wiener”

This has nothing to do with donuts or Granny’s but like I wanted you all to know a kid dressed up as that. I hope to see more creative costumes like that in the future

— Rye 🍞🍏

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

I’m revoking you Granny’s official account access

[grannys-donuts-offical]

Do it, you won’t

— Rye 🍞🍏

[iputtheryeincry]

Wait

[iputtheryeincry]

FUCK

YOU BITCH

[manliestavianla]

Dick his pay too

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

Ah yes, dicking his pay

I’m glad you kept the typo

[eyeofthehurricaine]

I love seeing my friends post.

Like yesssss gurl, dick his pay

[iputtheryeincry]

I’m going to poison all of you

[grannys-donuts-offical]

Shoutout to that one kid who came to my house on Halloween as a hotdog with a witch hat on who said “I’m the wicked wiener”

This has nothing to do with donuts or Granny’s but like I wanted you all to know a kid dressed up as that. I hope to see more creative costumes like that in the future

— Rye 🍞🍏

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

I’m revoking you Granny’s official account access

[grannys-donuts-offical]

Do it, you won’t

— Rye 🍞🍏

[iputtheryeincry]

Wait

[iputtheryeincry]

FUCK

YOU BITCH

[grannys-donuts-offical]

Shoutout to that one kid who came to my house on Halloween as a hotdog with a witch hat on who said “I’m the wicked wiener”

This has nothing to do with donuts or Granny’s but like I wanted you all to know a kid dressed up as that. I hope to see more creative costumes like that in the future

— Rye 🍞🍏

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

I’m revoking you Granny’s official account access

[grannys-donuts-offical]

Do it, you won’t

— Rye 🍞🍏

[iputtheryeincry]

Wait

[baby-chaos-starter]

I gave my Granny some pop-rocks the other day and he said something like

“Oh wow it’s like an explosion in my mouth. It’s like 9/11”

[grannys-donuts-offical]

Cam is going to throw hands with me for this but okay this is too funny not to reblog.

I love their little cousin, Granny’s grandkids are wild

- Rye 🍞🍏

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

I’m going to strangle you on our next shift.

[iputtheryeincry]

:p

[iputtheryeincry]

I think I just poisoned my friend’s friend

Caden I’m SO sorry

[manliestavianla]

He’ll live

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

I spend one night babysitting my cousin.

And What the fuck

What did you do

[iputtheryeincry]

I’m

Joint???

I was hanging out with Ernox and him and those fuckers were being stupid okay

[iputtheryeincry]

I think I just poisoned my friend’s friend

Caden I’m SO sorry

[iputtheryeincry]

It’s crazy because Granny just asked me to fucking babysit his grandkid because ‘at least you wouldn’t be poisoned by the plants she makes, it wouldn’t affect you’

LIKE WHAT

Granny why is your kid making poisonous plants.

[iputtheryeincry]

So apparently her usual babysitters are (in Granny’s own words)

“That arsonistic asshole”

“Some chaotic Girl Scout”

“Cameron”

Like what

[iputtheryeincry]

It’s crazy because Granny just asked me to fucking babysit his grandkid because ‘at least you wouldn’t be poisoned by the plants she makes, it wouldn’t affect you’

LIKE WHAT

Granny why is your kid making poisonous plants.

[souler-flare]

Gotta love walking by Robert’s desk because I walked past and heard like seventeen different cracking noises

[eyeofthehurricaine]

Dude he needs to do more stretches fr

[iputtheryeincry]

With how y’all talk about this Robert guy, I just always imagine

[grannys-donuts-offical]

It’s a wild day, when one of Granny’s grandkids is asking what that LightningStruck guy’s wrist size is because “she wants to make a bracelet since he’s funny as fuck”

Jazzy that guy put our grandfather in the hospital

Don’t make him a fucking bracelet

Felt the need to say this on the official account

- Grandkiddo (Cam)

[baby-chaos-starter]

Granny doesn’t like him but I think he’s a little funny

Even if he looks like a lesbian

[iputtheryeincry]

Jazzy just ask @lightningstruckdispatch yourself

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

how old are you? U seems bit young running the shop

I’m really just filling in until Granny can get back

23 years old and I’m babysitting all these fuckers/j

But really, our staff is wild. I love them, but like, we have a guy that could basically kill you with a touch yet his ass is like “dude I wanna make bread” like. Good for you buddy.

[iputtheryeincry]

I would rather make bread than lethally poison people

Cunt.

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

Like I’m not saying you SHOULD, but you probably could’ve been a pretty good villain if you didn’t decide that you wanted to work at a fucking bakery of all things

[lightningstruckdispatch]

Wasted potential

[iputtheryeincry]

Most of my poisons and toxins and shit are actually, fun fact, based on that which are in a lot of fruit seeds

Like how apple seeds have a bit of cyanide in them naturally

They only have about 0.6mg of cyanide, but the lethal dose of cyanide starts at over 50mg though, so, that’s why people don’t really notice- you should see plum pits and such.

So, if I kill you at least it’ll taste good/j

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

how old are you? U seems bit young running the shop

I’m really just filling in until Granny can get back

23 years old and I’m babysitting all these fuckers/j

But really, our staff is wild. I love them, but like, we have a guy that could basically kill you with a touch yet his ass is like “dude I wanna make bread” like. Good for you buddy.

[iputtheryeincry]

I would rather make bread than lethally poison people

Cunt.

[iputtheryeincry]

okay but seriously how the fuck do you say that name

RYAN. ITS PRONOUNCED RYAN.

[manliestavianla]

Yeah your parents fucking hated you dude

[eyeofthehurricaine]

They absolutely did.

[waterlogged-marble]

The fucking wonder twins over here only get along when they’re insulting someone, and it shows

[eyeofthehurricaine]

Hecuba I will strangle you/j

But I think we can all agree that his parents hated him

[attention-deficit-oh-look-donuts]

Yeah we can all agree on that.

[iputtheryeincry]

I literally hate all of you

I’m throwing a bag of flour over you if you guys ever appear at Granny’s during my shift

[iputtheryeincry]

okay but seriously how the fuck do you say that name

RYAN. ITS PRONOUNCED RYAN.