Fuck Its Too Early For This

A SDN employee who’s.. pretty tired, honestly.

[waterlogged-marble]

I don’t have organs I’n goo

Dude I have a feeling your not ‘goo’ with the way it looks like you fell off your computer halfway through typing

[souler-flare]

Gotta love walking by Robert’s desk because I walked past and heard like seventeen different cracking noises

[eyeofthehurricaine]

Dude he needs to do more stretches fr

[iputtheryeincry]

With how y’all talk about this Robert guy, I just always imagine

[attention-deficit-oh-look-donuts]

Sitting at a desk all day prooooobably doesn’t help

He should like go to yoga or something

Or like

Get his joints checked out by a doctor

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

No, Space, I thought he was going to get checked out by a fucking art Professor/sarc

[eyeofthehurricaine]

I’m going to throw you off a building.

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

FUCK YOU??

[manliestavianla]

This is how you guys over at SDN make me envision the Robert guy

[waterlogged-marble]

He’s actually pretty quick, he’s just really… nutritionally unwell? I don’t know how to say it.

[sdncorpus]

He’s very unwell, trust me

[waterlogged-marble]

Dude. You are very unwell as well.

[souler-flare]

Gotta love walking by Robert’s desk because I walked past and heard like seventeen different cracking noises

[eyeofthehurricaine]

Dude he needs to do more stretches fr

[iputtheryeincry]

With how y’all talk about this Robert guy, I just always imagine

[attention-deficit-oh-look-donuts]

Sitting at a desk all day prooooobably doesn’t help

He should like go to yoga or something

Or like

Get his joints checked out by a doctor

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

No, Space, I thought he was going to get checked out by a fucking art Professor/sarc

[eyeofthehurricaine]

I’m going to throw you off a building.

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

FUCK YOU??

[manliestavianla]

This is how you guys over at SDN make me envision the Robert guy

[waterlogged-marble]

He’s actually pretty quick, he’s just really… nutritionally unwell? I don’t know how to say it.

[waterlogged-marble]

I’m doing Sonar’s cocaine under your desk

I’m going to purposely fuck up ALL of your mail I swear to fucking god

If I go over there and someone’s doing cocaine under my desk I’m kicking them so hard in the stomach that their appendix bursts

[waterlogged-marble]

The S-Team is going to make me lose my fucking mind

@attention-deficit-oh-look-donuts @wardofthesky @souler-flare

GET OFF OF MY FUCKING CEILING YOU GRAVITY DEFYING ASSHOLES

[overly-caffinated-disptcher]

What the fuck is your team?

[waterlogged-marble]

THIS ISNT EVEN MY TEAM, IM NOT A DISPATCHER 💔

I just know these assholes and they decided my area is the place to fuck around

[waterlogged-marble]

The S-Team is going to make me lose my fucking mind

@attention-deficit-oh-look-donuts @wardofthesky @souler-flare

GET OFF OF MY FUCKING CEILING YOU GRAVITY DEFYING ASSHOLES

[souler-flare]

WHERES YOUR WHIMSY, HECUBA??

[wardofthesky]

Smh killing the mood

[attention-deficit-oh-look-donuts]

She’s trying to cock block us of fun

[souler-flare]

SBHSHSJSJDNJD Bro what’s with the curvy ass font, Space??

[attention-deficit-oh-look-donuts]

:p

[waterlogged-marble]

I’m about to get a fucking broom and shoo you fuckers like they do in cartoons

[waterlogged-marble]

The S-Team is going to make me lose my fucking mind

@attention-deficit-oh-look-donuts @wardofthesky @souler-flare

GET OFF OF MY FUCKING CEILING YOU GRAVITY DEFYING ASSHOLES

[souler-flare]

You think playing with your rainbow parachute is fun?

Try it on the ceiling

Shoutout to Space Out lending their gravity shit so we can fuck around

[attention-deficit-oh-look-donuts]

Np bud

Gravity defying is always fun

[waterlogged-marble]

Get off of the fucking roof Blair.

[iputtheryeincry]

okay but seriously how the fuck do you say that name

RYAN. ITS PRONOUNCED RYAN.

[manliestavianla]

Yeah your parents fucking hated you dude

[eyeofthehurricaine]

They absolutely did.

[waterlogged-marble]

The fucking wonder twins over here only get along when they’re insulting someone, and it shows

[foreseer-sdn]

most people dont get a pocket sized plushy of someone they hate

I don't know, Flambae had one of Mecha Man.

[waterlogged-marble]

I’ll say this in the nicest way possible

Buddy, those two are fucking.

[waterlogged-marble]

Went to someone else’s circus (place of work) and my fucking monkeys (coworkers) were there

[waterlogged-marble]

If someone asks me again how I’m partially made of stone yet also semi-aquatic, I’m gonna just throw something at them

I ain’t got any clue

[sdncorpus]

Hey Hecuba I got a question

[waterlogged-marble]

No.

[waterlogged-marble]

If someone asks me again how I’m partially made of stone yet also semi-aquatic, I’m gonna just throw something at them

I ain’t got any clue

[waterlogged-marble]

I have probably the absolute worst food at work since I pretty much bring a thing of peanut butter and a thing of crackers and I snack

I should really start bringing actual food

[dandelion-sdn]

Um I can..bring you food..

I always pack um, extra! For co-workers..the Dispatchers in this branch always seem to be..overworked

[waterlogged-marble]

To be fair half the heroes here are past felons that either are still halfway through getting better, or they’re practically trying to kill themselves

[waterlogged-marble]

I have probably the absolute worst food at work since I pretty much bring a thing of peanut butter and a thing of crackers and I snack

I should really start bringing actual food

[eyeofthehurricaine]

Dude I have a coworker who said his power is that he can’t die, and I jokingly asked him to prove it

HE FUCKING SHOT HIMSELF

DROPPED TO THE GROUND

PULSE GONE AND EVERYTHING FOR A SOLID TEN MINUTES

AND THAN BITCH GETS BACK UP AND NOW THRES JUST A SCAR THERE

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

[sdncorpus]

Your reaction was amusing, I couldn’t help it.

[wardofthesky]

Dude you usually wait like a year before telling someone you can’t die

Did you seriously only tell the poor kid this to freak em out?? 😭

[waterlogged-marble]

I’m not doing the fucking paperwork for that

[eyeofthehurricaine]

Whenever I forget to take my medication I get a passive aggressive thing of Space blasting “Hoes depressed” at me

[manliestavianla]

That reminds me wasn’t like that one video made by Prism at the bar you like. Didn’t you like throw a table in part of the video

[eyeofthehurricaine]

It was a bar fight, I threw like two pieces of furniture and I ripped off like chunks of five people’s skin with my teeth

[attention-deficit-oh-look-donuts]

Hoes depressed /lyrc

[waterlogged-marble]

Jokes aside I didn’t even know Hurricane took medication