Welcome To Torrance Baby

Trans male, 22, and I live right above a SDN dispatcher in my apartment lol

[manliestavianla]

Love being in contact with my twin who still knows our family I cut off from lmao

Apparently when I’m not there they still call me a she and her and shit like L imagine being a hater but too cowardly to misgender me to my face

And apparently our oldest brother doesn’t use dove soap anymore since it “supports the transgenders”?? LMAO that’s a grown ass man that’s like sooo fucking pathetic

[grannys-donuts-offical]

Shoutout to that one kid who came to my house on Halloween as a hotdog with a witch hat on who said “I’m the wicked wiener”

This has nothing to do with donuts or Granny’s but like I wanted you all to know a kid dressed up as that. I hope to see more creative costumes like that in the future

— Rye 🍞🍏

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

I’m revoking you Granny’s official account access

[grannys-donuts-offical]

Do it, you won’t

— Rye 🍞🍏

[iputtheryeincry]

Wait

[iputtheryeincry]

FUCK

YOU BITCH

[manliestavianla]

Dick his pay too

[iputtheryeincry]

I think I just poisoned my friend’s friend

Caden I’m SO sorry

[manliestavianla]

He’ll live

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

I spend one night babysitting my cousin.

And What the fuck

What did you do

[iputtheryeincry]

I’m

Joint???

I was hanging out with Ernox and him and those fuckers were being stupid okay

[manliestavianla]

He keeps saying ‘I can see colors’ lmao like dude you always could

[manliestavianla]

Now he’s just squishing Squeaky’s face and saying stupid shit like ‘pupper’

[iputtheryeincry]

I think I just poisoned my friend’s friend

Caden I’m SO sorry

[manliestavianla]

He’ll live

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

I spend one night babysitting my cousin.

And What the fuck

What did you do

[iputtheryeincry]

I’m

Joint???

I was hanging out with Ernox and him and those fuckers were being stupid okay

[manliestavianla]

He keeps saying ‘I can see colors’ lmao like dude you always could

[iputtheryeincry]

I think I just poisoned my friend’s friend

Caden I’m SO sorry

[manliestavianla]

He’ll live

[souler-flare]

Gotta love walking by Robert’s desk because I walked past and heard like seventeen different cracking noises

[eyeofthehurricaine]

Dude he needs to do more stretches fr

[iputtheryeincry]

With how y’all talk about this Robert guy, I just always imagine

[attention-deficit-oh-look-donuts]

Sitting at a desk all day prooooobably doesn’t help

He should like go to yoga or something

Or like

Get his joints checked out by a doctor

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

No, Space, I thought he was going to get checked out by a fucking art Professor/sarc

[eyeofthehurricaine]

I’m going to throw you off a building.

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

FUCK YOU??

[manliestavianla]

This is how you guys over at SDN make me envision the Robert guy

[iputtheryeincry]

okay but seriously how the fuck do you say that name

RYAN. ITS PRONOUNCED RYAN.

[manliestavianla]

Yeah your parents fucking hated you dude

[sdncorpus]

I jst got down from a high

Go to visit my friends

@manliestavianla @tiredupstairsneighbor what the fuck is going on??

[eyeofthehurricaine]

Yeah no dw dude I’m seeing it too

[manliestavianla]

Fuck

Marty me out his emotional support raccoon

[manliestavianla]

I’m sorry but if your name is Jeremy I immediately want your family to get into a major accident

[attention-deficit-oh-look-donuts]

One time I was telling some friends of a friend on discord that I drank a whole glow stick as a kid and than they asked me if I broke my dick if it’ll glow

Which was fucking hilarious of them to ask because biologically I don’t have a dick, my voice just sounds masculine enough ig lmao

[manliestavianla]

Never a dull moment with you

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

My friends are fucking crazy because they’re like oh my cousin is coming over to visit and I go, oh, that’s cool. And then their brother goes, wait do you mean the cousin that killed our one cousin’s ex-husband? And I’m like. WHAT

Like what the fuck do you mean. What do you mean he killed your cousin’s ex like what do you mean that happened what the fuck is going on

[manliestavianla]

To be fair our cousin’s ex was a dick to her and her baby

[sdncorpus]

“Blood loss”? I know exactly where it is.

[wardofthesky]

Why am I friends with you

[iputtheryeincry]

Reason number eight of why I’d never work at SDN

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

(Dramatic voice) number 3 will shock you!!

[manliestavianla]

I mean hey

At least he’s responsible for his blood and knows where it is

It’s 9 pm do YOU know where your blood is?

[eyeofthehurricaine]

Whenever I forget to take my medication I get a passive aggressive thing of Space blasting “Hoes depressed” at me

[manliestavianla]

That reminds me wasn’t like that one video made by Prism at the bar you like. Didn’t you like throw a table in part of the video

[iputtheryeincry]

Cam u know I was joking when I said to make this my username right

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

Yurr

[iputtheryeincry]

How do I change it

[eyeofthehurricaine]

Dude is that the bakery guy that exploded a thing of flour all over himself

Lmao due ur on tumblr now??

[iputtheryeincry]

STFU MEGAN

Tell me how to change my username Cam did it and I don’t know how tumblr works

[manliestavianla]

Womp

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

I may have done something a little stupid

[manliestavianla]

What the hell did you do??

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

Texted our neighbor for like the first time ever to see if he knows anything about this fucking dog that appeared in our apartment 😭

[manliestavianla]

BITCH WE BARELY KNOW ROBERT

I SAW HIM ONE (1) TIME WHY DID YOU TEXT HIM

HIS DOG LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THIS ONE

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

I DONT KNOW OKAY I JUST FIGURED HE HAS A DOG SO LIKE HED KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU FUCKING FIND A RANDOM ONE

[rrobertson3]

Calm down, it’s fine. I’m trying to help you guys figure it out, don’t worry.

[manliestavianla]

Yeah uh sorry about my roommate’s freakout, we’re gonna go check if the lil guy has any chips or whatever it’s called and we’re gonna figure it out with the people there

Sorry they bothered you and also— I heard you’re getting married, so, on another topic, congrats on that

[eyeofthehurricaine]

Yeah man dw I’ll meet you when blood runs through the fields

[manliestavianla]

What does this mean

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

I may have done something a little stupid

[manliestavianla]

What the hell did you do??

[tiredupstairsneighbor]

Texted our neighbor for like the first time ever to see if he knows anything about this fucking dog that appeared in our apartment 😭

[manliestavianla]

BITCH WE BARELY KNOW ROBERT

I SAW HIM ONE (1) TIME WHY DID YOU TEXT HIM

HIS DOG LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THIS ONE