❝Smile. Have a shitty day!❞

Semi-selective, indie RP for Donnie Hendrix from Orphan Black. Gifs are not mine, they belong to their respected creator. However all icons belong to me. ((Scroll over the gif for links)) Tracking: iquiit

[itberice]

Top 15 Orphan Black Characters (as voted by the OB fandom): Tied for #15 → Donnie Hendrix

[iquiit]

“If I recall correctly, one of those dead bodies was your fault. And if you hadn’t brought Helena to the bunker, we wouldn’t be dealing with detectives right now. If they find any of my DNA, I’m doomed. You know that, right? We need to talk about this, Donnie.”

“Actually, the only dead body that’s making me feel this way is the one that’s my fault,” he corrected, then gagged as he recalled the stench of Dr. Leekie. “I don’t think I’m getting that smell out of my nose either, it’s like this rotten lingering scent I keep breathing in every time…” Shaking his head, he plugged his nose and tried to breathe through his mouth. Nope the garbage juice smell was still there. “If I hadn’t brought Helena, we’d be dealing with more dangerous people than the cops right now. Plus they – they threatened our kids! I’d rather deal with what we have than those brutes!” His hands shook as he remembered them mentioning where Oscar and Gemma went to school and the cutlery he’d been holding dropped, clattering to the floor.

“Shit. Sorry. I…” Defeat crossed his features and his shoulders slumped, “Yea, we need to talk about this.”

[iquiit]

❝ people are especially stupid today. i can’t talk to any more of them. ❞

gilmore girls starter sentences (part one)

Donnie poked his head up from the drawer he’d been rummaging through, his eyes meeting Alison’s for a brief moment before he shoved the dresser drawer shut and got to his feet, something tucked under his arm. He’d been feeling that way about people too lately, and the need for an escape, even for a night was something he desperately was craving. “You’re right. You’re absolutely positively right. And you know what we should do about it?” He paused for a moment, eyes glossing over with excitement, “Play hooky. Just the two of us. We can ask Sarah to bring Kira over for a playdate, that way there’s someone else besides Helena who can help watch the kids.” Now came the tricky part. His idea for their grand escape wasn’t something they’d done before, and there was a huge chance Alison would say no. “I think we should go to the country – it’s not even an hours drive out of Scarborough, we’ll be there before sunset,” he explained, his free hand reaching for the blanket under his arm. “Just the two of us, a cozy blanket, a field under the stars. We can talk about anything, or nothing…” Maybe now she considered him one of the stupid people she’d encountered today. “What do you say Ali?”

[iquiit]

"Don’t look at me, i had nothing to do with it." - Mark or adult Abel

gilmore girls starter sentences (part one)

Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit! He’d only been asleep in the crafts room for a minute, just one minute!!, and that was all it took for his kids to get the idea that it was better for him to be bound then parentally managing them. What had he done to deserve this?! Struggling against the restraints, he felt the chair begin to rock and panickingly planted his feet against the ground to cement himself. Easy Donnie, stay calm. The yoga breathing his wife had tried to teach him would've come in handy right now, but the overwhelming thoughts of what his kids were up to made it very hard. They’re grounded, they’re grounded, I am taking every electronic toy in the house and burying it in the… ! The sound of approaching footfalls caught his attention and his head jerked up, half expecting to see Gemma coming back to check on her ailing father, but who he saw standing there surprised him, but didn’t exactly cool him down. A Castor clone? Shit! Did that mean there were others in the house? He knew of this one, had actually heard decent things about him, but it still worried him nonetheless. “You’re… Abel, right?” he asked, hands tugging a little on the tape that bound his wrists. “I can guess who’s behind this and they’re in a lot of trouble when I get free. But could you please kindly untie me?”

[iquiit]

"I don't want to hear about dead bodies, think about dead bodies, or see another dead body again in my life. My stomach has been emptied as far as it can go, now please just let me load this dishwasher in peace."

[orphanblack]

DONNIE! Use the towel!!!

[iquiit]

❝ i wanna be good, life’s just not letting me. ❞

gilmore girls starter sentences (part one)

“Helena…” Donnie adjusted himself a little on the couch, shifting so he could be seated sideways. His eyes didn’t quite come to meet hers as he tried to come up with something comforting to say. She was partly right, life seemed to have dealt her a pretty shitty hand for the longest time, but now things were turning around, or so he’d hoped. He really wanted the best for her. “It’s true, sometimes life isn’t always fair. But here’s the thing, you have the power to take life by the reigns and steer it in a different direction, and right now, by sitting here on this couch in my house, you’re doing just that,” he told her softly, his eyes drifted around the room for a moment, then back to her and he smiled. “You have control of life right now. You’ve got, not one, but two beautiful babies on the way, you’ve got your sisters, your family… me, Oscar, Gemma, Felix, we’re all here for you.” He quickly added that last part, in case when she heard family she only thought of her sisters. It wasn’t the case, she had more than just them. Reaching his hand out he tentatively took hers in his and gave it a gentle squeeze, “You’re safe. That’s more than life has given you in a long time.”

[iquiit]

//Can we also just take a moment to realize that “I quit!” was the first thing we heard when OB started tonight (well in the ‘previously on’ part, but still). And like that is such a pivotal moment for Donnie?? I mean the whole scene is, but that moment he’s taking a stand and telling Leekie he’s done, and even though he’s seen as a clumsy oaf in the eyes of his “boss” he still needs to do this and do it the right way. But also oops he ends up killing the guy, and without even realizing it, it puts him on par with Alison, and it ends up being what brings them closer together. 

Okay. I’m done. I just... really love my url and I feel like it fits so much for Donnie. 

[iquiit]

//THAT EPISODE. THAT FREAKIN’ EPISODE! I CANT. 

Donnie you are the champ! But please don’t vomit on the carpet. 

[lovesjello]

iquiit said:❝ what are we if not the world’s champion eaters? ❞ (can they be surrounded by empty food containers or something?)

“We will not be champions when you have attitude like that.” 

[iquiit]

"Blerfffff. I don't think I can eat another bite. I'm full of..." His eyes scanned the bowls that surrounded them and he quickly realized something, "Heeey, what exactly were we eating?"

[suburbanitealison]

iquiit said:❝ don’t look at me, i had nothing to do with it. ❞

“Is that so? Helena isn’t a dog, you can’t put all of the blame on her.” She continued to try and mop up the glue spill but it was just making it worse. 

[iquiit]

"Now hang on a second, I never said it was Helena either." He stepped closer to her, lightly taking her hand in his, "Let me take care of this."

[paintingflcwcrsarchive]

gilmore girls starter sentences (part one) 

❝ i wanna be good, life’s just not letting me. ❞

❝ i need coffee in an iv. ❞

❝ who cares if i’m pretty if i fail my finals? ❞

❝ give me a burger, onion rings, and a list of people who killed their parents and got away with it. i need some heroes.  ❞

❝ i think we should get married. ❞

❝ don’t look at me, i had nothing to do with it. ❞

❝ my god, those are good genes. ❞

❝ we should be out partying with the homies. ❞

❝ school comes before _______’s mental health. ❞

❝ great, we can hold hands and skip afterwards! ❞

❝ i almost fell off the roof of my house, so i have to have pancakes. ❞

❝ this is what i’ve always pictured the inside of my head to look like. ❞

❝ i walked around in a blind rage, i was crazy. ❞

❝ take a polaroid. paint a still picture. do whatever you want. ❞

❝ you’re a vicious trollop! ❞

❝ should i be putting a tongue depressor in your mouth right about now? ❞

❝ well shake him real hard! maybe he’ll disappear! ❞

❝ i think i may have loved you, but i just need to let it go. ❞

❝ oh sure, but first why don’t you use a medieval torture instrument to crush my ribs and flatten my spinal cord in order to accommodate your sadistic wishes? ❞

❝ jerk! ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat-boy, lowlife, butt-faced miscreant! ❞

❝ here’s to hoping that your cat exposes itself to you soon. ❞

❝ what are we if not the world’s champion eaters? ❞

❝ my excitement must be clouding my ability to judge comedic hyperbole. ❞

❝ don’t go all west side story on me, okay? ❞

❝ stop trying! stop talking to me, stop following me, stop asking me questions. just stop! ❞

❝ you seem very obsessed with length. ❞

❝ that’s so cute, you’re like a really sweet old agoraphobic couple! ❞

❝ gee, thanks for spoiling it for me. ❞

❝ an innocent boy/girl/person like me should not be raised in an atmosphere like this. ❞

❝ do you want to push me in a lake? it’s cathartic, i hear. ❞

❝ did anyone ever think that maybe sylvia plath wasn’t crazy, she was just cold? ❞

❝ when a woman gives birth to a crack baby, you do not buy her a puppy. ❞

❝ people are especially stupid today. i can’t talk to any more of them. ❞

❝ i need it to be over because i can’t take this anymore. ❞

❝ only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch. ❞

❝ this great man was brought down by my vagina, okay? ❞

❝ if you’re gonna throw your life away, he’d better have a motorcycle! ❞

❝ tie your tubes, idiots. ❞

❝ am i crying or laughing? ❞

❝ i have no patience for jam hands! ❞

❝ i’m attracted to pie. it doesn’t mean i feel the need to date pie. ❞

❝ i love you, you idiot. ❞

❝ i’m afraid that once your heart’s involved, it all comes out in moron. ❞

❝ it’s all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with ‘till we drop dead. not a lot to ask! ❞

❝ oy with the poodles already. ❞

❝ this thing that we’re doing here… you and i. i just want you to know that i’m in. i’m all in. ❞

❝ it’s five in the morning, go make coffee at your own house. ❞

❝ i can’t stop drinking the coffee. ❞

❝ i stop drinking the coffee, i stop doing the standing, walking, and words putting into sentence doing. ❞

❝ i’m planning on despising everyone who says ‘hey, how’s it going?’ ❞

❝ i freak out at beddy-bye. ❞

❝ all they do is bitch, bitch, bitch. ❞

❝ i’d rather have bird crap fall on my head. ❞

❝ i don’t like mondays, but unfortunately they come around eventually. ❞

[iquiit]

"Helena's having twins! That's great news, isn't it?"

[lovesjello]

Ok but fellow Clone RPers

We really need to RP the sisters trying to disguise themselves as one another. Like if you’re interested! 

[iquiit]

[digitaldweller]

Helena in the new Orphan Black trailer (x)

[hula-hips]

🐻

[empcthic-deactivated20180613]

iquiit

HE was so sure he was being inconspicuous, but really, there wasn’t much he could do with a mug like his. He just hung in the back… just watching her. Just waiting.

[iquiit]

Stepping out in front of the man, arms crossed and face stern, Donnie stared down the male clone who had been watching his wife. “If you’re not a part of this ridding, then you’re not meant to be here. I’d suggest turning around and leaving, now.” Despite his fear, there was no way he was going to let this male clone do anything to hurt his family, even if the man was a part of it.