âwhatâs that smell?â
âitâs my flesh. itâs burning.â
âit stinksâ
âsorryâ

oozey mess
noise dept.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
trying on a metaphor

if i look back, i am lost

Kiana Khansmith
Not today Justin
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KIROKAZE
Show & Tell
Misplaced Lens Cap
sheepfilms
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Andulka
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wallacepolsom

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@iquoterandomthings
âwhatâs that smell?â
âitâs my flesh. itâs burning.â
âit stinksâ
âsorryâ
âbvee y-you donts habe to become prpperpreseidentâ
âso itâs pokĂ©mon but peopleâŠâŠâŠ. *gasp* TOONTOWN!!!!!
âif my kitchen is infested with flys so instead of doing dishes iâm gonna kill them with a laserâ
OBGYN: âAny changes to your medical history since last time?â
Me: âNo. But I did catch a mouse today. By hand. Thatâs not related to my medical history but I did want to tell someone.â
OBGYN: âOh. Gross. Think you could catch the fly that got into our office?â
Me: âWill you be proud of me?â
OBGYN: ââŠ.yes.â
I like my OBGYN and Iâm grateful that she considered my mousing skills and Bigfoot pussy talk to be normal thought content
Hand-catching mice is normal behaviour. Source: this OBGYN.
âbooberriesâ
âsex sexy x-ray
statue of birds
ooo sexy wasps are backâ
âope naked shrekâ
âahhhh itâs a naked girl covered in mouthsâ
âoH YEAH WELL YOUâRE A BIG BOOK LADYâ
*frantically* âWHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT ALL OF MY PASTA FACTS!!!!!!!â
Hey man is that a vase in your pocket or is it just two people looking at each other
about to step into a wet shower AMA
youre meal to me