Alpi

idk how this works

[screenshotsofdespair]

[the-thing-of-worms]

CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL SOBBING CANCEL PLEASE GHJ NO DONT OKAY DONT FORGET

[alpinique]

NOOOOOO

[r0zeclawz]

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

[r0zeclawz]

if this gets more notes than the memedaddy repost it would be really funny actually

[beesmygod]

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

[mysterysnake-deactivated2013122]

what the hell

[ashwilliamsrighthand]

This makes me really chuffed

[pameladoove-deactivated20180821]

This post is quite egregious

[cornflakepizza]

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

[fixyourwritinghabits]

goddamnit.

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

[conservative-libertarian-deacti]

[mattsunsthighs]

all of you go to hell

[divagonzo]

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

[inactive1346597623595641352]

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

[rubes-dragon-deactivated2024030]

Why the fuck do these exist

[operativesurprise]

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

[sufferingsappho-deactivated2017]

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

[aceal0tl]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[missmichaelastirling]

before the year ends, what's an album that came out this year that you think deserves more attention?

[ampervadasz]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

[bunabi]

you should be able to walk into your local CVS and get your uterus removed for $14.99 bro like I don't even care anymore

[senatortedcruz]

Imagine the thots that cross my mind that I don’t post here

[cicada-swarm]

so embarrassing to have a funny thought and unironically be like “this will do numbers on tumblr.com!” and oh boy! numbers is zero.

[certified-diplodocus]

friends, mutuals, countrymen - any of you remember seeing a post about the Worst Dinosaur Reconstruction? It crossed my dash about a month ago (several reblogs down the chain) but like an idiot I let it slip through my fingers

[alpinique]

[jame7t]

welp, i didnt try that hard, nor did i give it my all, but its time to give up and treat my self to snacks

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[fern-lover]

You forgot to mention how funny the gif version of this is

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

just laughed hysterically at the gripping foods with force twitter account

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

_-#(#)@/($_+$()@)@)#)

[thesleepytimes]

It’s so good

[adamsmasher]

[frontmansdefender]

[gnar-slabdash]

Oh good, now I have a cheat sheet for Uncensored Nate

[depsidase]

[frontmansdefender]

[gnar-slabdash]

Oh good, now I have a cheat sheet for Uncensored Nate

[manrippedapartbydogs]

Revolutionary

[amazoogle]

[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

[auntytimblr-deactivated20150403]

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyirk32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

[ruelukas22]

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

[explorerrowan]

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

[caterinas80]

“I do not feel capable summarizing this article”

Same

[bitchesgetriches]

It’s been a while since we reblogged chicken content, so… chicken chicken.

[the-haiku-bot]

It’s been a while since

we reblogged chicken content,

so… chicken chicken.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.