Nobody’s Little Weasel

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[just-shower-thoughts]

If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.

[thelittlertiddy-deactivated2018]

You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.

[prokopetz]

Y’know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadn’t been invented yet. There’s no shame in valuing your spinal health.

[wombatking]

The fact that they’re secure enough to admit that they’re better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect. 

[cincosechzehn-deactivated201901]

their relationship was just right

[evokit-notes]

“I think that people come to the conclusion that life is meaningless because that’s a better conclusion to come to than the reverse. Because if life is meaningless, well then, who cares what you do. But if life is meaningful, if what you do really matters, everything you do matters. And that puts a terrible responsibility on people. And I think that people are generally unwilling to bear that.”

— Jordan Peterson on The Necessity of Virtue

[sweetmetaphors]

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: In Legally Blonde, Elle only gets accepted because she’s hot and sent a video, but she had a 4.0 and got a 179 (out of 180) on her LSATS. Sure, her major was in Fashion Merchandising but that’s a business major, and the fake school she was at was supposed to be UCLA so she had a business degree from a major college, probably went to a great high school, had a 4.0, and a 179 on the LSATS and at that point she would have been automatically accepted so why did they make it sound like she was such a bad risk? She even had leadership experience as president of a major chapter of what is apparently a huge sorority, since Delta Nus are shown as everything from cheerleaders to senators. Harvard should have been desperate to take her. She should have been able to get in if she turned in a cocktail napkin with her name written on it. So why make up the bullshit excuse of “multiculturalism” to justify letting in an extremely qualified and highly driven candidate just for laughs? Elle Woods deserved to go to Harvard and she earned that place with academic excellence and not by being hot.

[ireclaimedtheuseofmyimagination]

Quiero estar en la playa

quemadita con ese cansancio rico feliz tomándome una margarita con amigos que me amen y me protejan

[thecoldheartofspace]

so there’s this guy in three of my dance classes

and first off, I’m 5'7, 5'11 in dance shoes, 170 pounds, broad shoulders and big hips and not small in any dimension. For a ballroom dancer, this means a lot of time spent learning the men’s parts. Especially in lifts.

I’ve had years now of guys kinda just going “lol heck naw” when told to lift me. I don’t admit this part much, but it makes me want to sink into the ground and die when every other girl can be lifted, but I’m just too big.

So this guy, smaller than me and really cute, shows up at auditions and I see this girl across the room getting tossed about like the beautiful pixie she is, and apparently I looked a little wistful because this boy asked me if I liked lifts.

“Oh. I… Uh… I’ve never really done the girls part. I’m a little big, haha…” (laugh it off, as usual.)

He looked me dead in the eye and then picked me up like a movie princess, bounced me in the air a few times, and set me down effortlessly while telling me whoever refused to lift me before was just being a lazy wimp.

I seriously doubt this boy will ever really get how much that meant to me. But, holy cow. Some faith in humanity just got restored.

[neurodivergent-crow]

Magical Boy of Body Positivity

[foxyshadow]

This is beautiful

[httplockz]

[goodreadss]

[stingsglowingdick]

You know being an “ally” (for HOH/Deaf people) isn’t always just talking loudly or learning the ASL alphabet. Its all about the little things you do in every day acts. 

For example, when I got my hair done for an event once 5 years ago, my hair dresser noticed my hearing aid and talked to me about her brothers hearing problem and asked if I wanted my hair styled to hide, or show my aid. She wanted what I found to be the most comfortable, because she didn’t want the elaborate hair style to cause feedback/discomfort. 

 Most hair dressers ignore my aid, or awkwardly ask if I could take it out (which I usually end up doing anyway)

Whenever my friends and I watch TV together without question, they put on closed captions. 

When walking and talking some of my friends will always walk, or move to stand on the side of my good ear when talking. (i’m HOH in one ear and perfectly fine in the other)

Another time I was getting my hair cut my hair dresser sometimes would stop cutting, or blow drying my hair just to continue the conversation, so that way I could hear him. 

It’s the small details like these that count to support a person with differences. Its not these big boisterous acts of helping, its just being a friend doing friendly things. Instead of glorifying it, just normalize it.  

[ireclaimedtheuseofmyimagination]

21

she trusted him like only a child can trust 

she believed he cared she believed he was good

she thought he needed help she wanted to help 

he did he did he did

she listened to him 

he would not let her go 

she listened to him she was his shoulder to cry on she was his confidant 

he would not let her go 

she went to him when he needed her she stopped her life so she could save his

he would not let her go 

she kept listening she kept offering him his life

he would not let her go 

she did not like how he looked at her 

he would not let her go 

she did not think she could save him 

he would not let her go 

she did not want to give up her life for him 

he would not let her go 

she tried to leave his side she tried to leave she tried she tried she tr-

he would not let her go 

she wanted to leave she couldn't leave

he would not let her go 

she was scared she was afraid she did what he said 

he would not let her go 

she did not feel okay she was not thinking straight she was spirlaing 

he would not let her go 

she did not want him touching her she did not want him touching her 

HE WOULD NOT LET HER GO HE WOULD NOT LET HER GO HE WOULD NOT LET - 

she was not herself anymore 

she was lost 

she was lost 

she was lost. 

[ireclaimedtheuseofmyimagination]

I have survived so much.

I will be okay.

[ireclaimedtheuseofmyimagination]

you cant hurt me anymore

[ireclaimedtheuseofmyimagination]

dieting tip

look at your ex’s new profile pic with his new girl and BAM hunger gone

(also helps, realizing he left you to be with her and he probably cheated on you)

[christ-l0ver]

Find someone that will pray for you when you need it most and remind you God’s promises when you feel like you’ve forgotten

[ireclaimedtheuseofmyimagination]

**Trigger Warning I guess**

i just had two shots? of tequila and i think maybe i can sleep now

‘kay

yay mondays

[wizardpepsi]

[wizardpepsi]

[dragongirltitties]

so no-one told you life was gonna be this way *dun dun*

[cannon-fannon]

^^^ that is horribly appropriate

[thestoryandyou]

[richardalexanderrr]

basing a foreign speaker’s intelligence on how fluent they are in a foreign language is so ignorant

[runthatonebymeagain-deactivated]

As my dad always says, “Anyone who speaks with an accent knows one more language than you.”