Autistic tendencies abound

be prepared for a lot of random shit Miraculous Ladybug | Bones | Voltron | Coraline | Starkid | Merlin | Ben 10 I have a whole ass sideblog for Love Nikki now: Miralands-Resident-Conspiracist

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[setulose]

I think I might be about to send a deranged email

[setulose]

Couldn't find an email address so it was instead a deranged form submission

[setulose]

HUGE NEWS

[det395]

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[brain-dead-bunny]

i am peacefully blocking all the blogs that tag their nudes as ‘goth’ ‘alternative’ ‘alt’ or some variation. i don’t want to see ass i want to see cobwebs and bats

[zooophagous]

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

[upward-bound]

nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

[zooophagous]

The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[zoazoaa]

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

[zoazoaa]

[wendou]

ADHD

2016

Zhou Wendou

[kallimakhos]

[video description: a short clip showing a large metal sphere in the center of a shallow pool of dark liquid. the same dark liquid is pouring over the sphere, coating it, while windshield wipers installed onto the sphere attempt to wipe it away, only for more liquid to immediately fall and cover the clean spots. end video description.]

[pandavalkyrie]

[valetcorgi]

midnight experimental jax art since I’m still not over her

made this in one sitting jeeeesus christ i need SLEEP😭 (design inspo by @kaisklsnsstuff !! go check his art out pleaseee its so good!!!)

[projectorthus]

Grace sends this off as a "fuck you" to Stratt and unintentionally eases 40+ years of horrific guilt.

(40+ factoring in the Hail Mary mission, then the time it would take to get back to Erid and the time it would take for the message to get to Earth. Probably closer to 50+ actually).

(I do think Stratt felt bad. She did a lot of terrible things to save the planet, and obviously felt guilt for sending Grace off. I imagine the time waiting to hear back from the Hail Mary was torture for everyone, but she essentially sent three people off to their deaths, one unwillingly. Hearing that Grace made it out alive would be a huge weight off her shoulders.)

[resident-idiot-simp]

[goatfactsofficial]

RB to give prev a fresh and warm loaf of challah

[chloesimaginationthings]

Shout out to the new guy in the resident evil movie,,

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[erraticprocrastinator]

Not sure about anyone else, but I re-read all my favourite AO3 comments when I’ve had a rough day, so if you’ve ever taken the time to write a deep, funny, or just kind comment, thank-you.

[mr-badjokes]

Batman-themed gesture practice

[a-very-cute-snake]