semi hiatus - working babe

(I WAS: hemmohowell & lukes-xylophone)  my name is irish and i fucking love banana pancakes. shit (i love) that you'll find here: 5sos, halsey, zalfie, phan, the flash, izombie, and kristen stewart. 

[cedricsdiggory]

I loved the whole slacker look, like, ‘Hey, I don’t care, whatever.’

[milkywys]

5SOS: Hi @Calum5SOS XX

[inkskinned]

the thing is, somebody cares. i know your best friend seems really busy all the time and is shit at texting but she still loves you and she talks to you more than she talks to anyone else and you’re the only breath of calm she has on this planet. the boy in your science class loves seeing what music you’re listening to on your headphones - he has the same taste and wishes he had the nerve to ask you about it. your english teacher loves the insight you have on your papers. somebody cares. the person who lives down the street from you notices when you are sick because they don’t see you stomping your way to the schoolbus - it’s how they know it’s time to get their breakfast ready. somebody is looking for you at the party, even if they don’t know they’re really looking for you - but when you don’t show up, some part of them is disappointed. somebody is looking for you in the library, in the spot where you eat lunch, in front of that one step you always seem to trip on. i know your parents are a complicated mess and there’s drama between your friends and your love life is sort of shaped like a constant question and everybody seems all caught up in their own lives and their own happiness and nobody really notices: but somebody always does. every face in your dreams is someone you have met, and that means that you are in a million’s stranger’s heads. they see you when they go to bed. and somebody cares. somebody still thinks about you even though you were just a person with a nice outfit or good eyeliner or a great smile or because you were having one of those moments that are so charmingly human in nature or because they regret not asking if you needed help when you fell or because they wonder what you were thinking about or drawing or writing or just because you’re alive, and that makes you fascinating. somebody cares. when you were on break from work and saw a dog hanging his head out of the car and suddenly broke into a smile: there was a girl in the back of that car, and I was her, and I still think about you, and i hope you get more chances to smile like that. and there is you, sitting here reading this, and by some small extension, meeting me, and i am telling you, I care. somebody always does. i promise. i promise. you are loved.

[dreamadove]

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

[michaelshairypubes]

x

[tigersdrinktea-oldaccount-deact]

“Blow minds, not dudes” 

Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

[icedmarcha]

If I misgender you

TELL ME

TELL ME

TELL ME

TELL ME

TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!

[emilysbluntz]

Selena Gomez on the Backstage of iHeartRadio Music Awards at The Forum on April 3, 2016 in Inglewood, California.   

[ee-far]

How do you say “I don't know” in your native language or the language you are learning?

[mishy8cre8]

Jack: Me and Zack are gonna start our own company called “JZ Guacamole.” Jack and Zack Guacamole.

Zack: Not to be confused with the rapper Jay-Z.

[ x ]

[serotnin]

callout post for myself

- never sleeps when I need to - cries at anything - fakes positivity - spends money impulsively - requires constant validation - clumsy, can’t go a day without spilling something - laughs at own unfunny jokes

[willow]

im so sensitive i wasn’t made for earth

[hotdamn5sos]

ashtonirwin: Sunday

[hoodbum-blog]

calum can’t stop laughing

[hotdamn5sos]

[7lesbian]

ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ

[irish-amuze]

At a party

Tag urself

Aries: drunk ass MESS. Dances to every song and screams the lyrics even if they're wrong

Taurus: stealing your boyfriend

Gemini: the dickhead that decides to pee in the shower

Cancer: either a really happy drunk who's tryna get close with everyone or tries to start beef

Leo: either stoned and subtly swaying to the music in the corner or the best dressed person there and they won't stop bragging

Virgo: also stoned. Falls asleep on your couch. Let's themselves out in the morning before u wake up

Libra: drinks honestly way too much and talks to every single person

Scorpio: dunno who invited them but they brought weed so it's cool

Sagittarius: literally everywhere. On the roof. In the garden. In your bedroom. On the front lawn. Everywhere

Capricorn: either really don't wanna be there or they're the biggest attention whore

Aquarius: the one sitting w a bunch of people and telling funny anecdotes which aren't really that funny but everyone is either drunk or high or both so they bask in the limelight

Pisces: just here for the drinks really