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she/her

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life is just… you mess up. someone messes it up for you. it’s your fault. it’s mine. i wish i never felt the need to blame someone. my mom blames me. i messed up. it gets lonely sometimes. you learn to live with yourself. you learn to live with yourself.

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reading chainsaw man and like.

if i had a nickel for every time a dark-haired person with a traumatic past and a mission to kill/use/control denji ended up falling for him instead i’d have like 3 nickels. which is not a lot of money but weird that its happened at least 3 times

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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how dare you say we piss on the poor

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certified iconic post

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can’t believe there are really people out there like “i will block you if you spam likes” can you IMAGINE not knowing love? if you spam like MY blog, we’re instantly best friends. we’re old buddies. we’re childhood companions. we’ve known each other for 20 years. we’re inseparable 

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i hope the cutie who is reading this will be happy soon

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you n me both bro

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gege akutami at some point: man i made this gojo dude wayy too powerful i gotta nerf him somehow. how do i get him out of the story

editorial staff: i mean you’ve used a few excuses in the past, right? just come up with some new ones

akutami: yeah i gotta think outside the box

akutami:

editorial staff:

gojo:

akutami: wait a minute

[clarkent]

what's so great about the mummy 1999?

are you ready for this? 

it is the most wonderfully made, historically inaccurate, giddily fun, perfectly paced, goofy horror movie romance novel bullshit bonanza that has ever blessed the silver screen.

i mean it is just so beautifully full of every genre without being overwhelming.we’ve got: comedy, action, suspense, horror, romance, adventure, ancient aesthetics, and it’s a period piece. all perfectly balanced and blended into one movie.

and the characters are so LIT

we got our main babe, evelyn “motherfucking” carnahan, a super-klutz librarian, total history nerd, and certified badass/damsel in distress. she raises the dead on accident, because she cannot resist books, and has the guts to put that motherfucker back where he came from and literally saves the world.evie’s greatest hits: 

“what is a place like me, doing in a girl like this?!”

*after totally destroying the library* “i’ve just made a bit of a mess in the library.”

“no harm ever came from reading a book.”

evelyn: *upon opening the tomb* “i’ve dreamt about this since i was a little girl.”rick: “you dream about dead guys?”

“oops.”

then we’ve got rick “brendan fraser” o’connell, your not-so-typical battle hardened gun slinger with a heart of gold. he seems filthy, rude, and a complete scoundrel at first, but then he turns into a literal puppy, with massive heart eyes, that worships the ground evie walks on.rick’s greatest hits:

*screams at mummy*

*screams at sand*

*screams at things that are illogical to scream at*

*screams*

next is our Comedic Relief Character™, jonathan carnahan, who also rises above his trope. he’s there for the laugh sure, but is never useless. he actively helps to move the plot along and isn’t just there. he also is the farthest thing from brainless and annoying.jonathan’s greatest hits:

evelyn: “have you no respect for the dead?”jonathan: “of course i do, but sometimes i’d rather like to join them.” same.

oh and that time he was like “IMHOTEP” and saved his own ass like that was so smooth, y’all know what i’m talking about right??

then there is ardeth BAE. he is the audience rolling his eyes because *sighs* white people. he’s tired of these motherfucking mummies in this motherfucking desert. literally prettier than everyone.(he has a much bigger role in the mummy returns, but is still so fab here)

and of course THE MUMMY. imhotep. actual emo. literally carved some poetry into the back of his sarcophagus when he was buried alive with flesh eating bugs, because he is that Extra™. just wants to bring his girlfriend back to life so he can make out with her without it being treason. 

and all the side characters are also gr8.

now i wanna take a moment to talk about the romance. because it is so BEAUTIFUL. like usually in action movies it’s macho man undermines girl and they bone. not here. no time for that shit. 

rick and evie have such a great relationship based on mutual respect and affection. they both cater to each other’s strengths and cover each other’s weaknesses. they are the literally definition of: “those two. in a fight, they’re lethal. around each other, they melt”

what else, i could literally talk about this movie all day.

the special effects have held up pretty well.the music score is GORGEOUS.the costumes are amazing.the makeup, especially for anck su namun, OH WOW.the george of the jungle era brendan fraser sign me the fuck up.rachel weisz.

so many good things.

it’s just great.

#i secretly rate every action movie from 0 to the mummy

it’s a beautiful mess of a movie that can be enjoyed by people of all ages and transcends time and posterity as the alpha mummy movie, and to those who disagree i beseech you:

[chinloopa]

A most accurate assessment. All hail 1999′s The Mummy. 

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I approve this post

[mornington-the-crescent]

“…There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased..“ - Roger Ebert

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my day be so fine and then bam your mother wouldnt approve of how my mother raised me. but i do. i think i do.

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if the spn prequel actually paints john winchester as the abusive piece of shit he is AND does it well (like the first few seasons where both sam and dean had varied stances on him which was super realistic) then maybe ill watch it but no matter what happens i hope jarpad and jackles never learn to use private messaging

[angzlicas]

and that my friends, is the canonical end of season 16

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no no no no fuck off i thought i was finally out no NOOO

[thewinchesters12-deactivated202]

If you are politically correct all day everyday. You will lead a very sad life where everyone walked around on eggshells around you.

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this post is gay!

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a blog i follow just said being politically correct is boring im gonna call the post gay

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ok ok im over supernatural i really am but i have onw last thing to say. it is so so tragic and so so stupid that he never stayed unless someone asked him to, so he keeps leaving, but he always felt like everyone left him but hes too prideful to ask anyone to stay, so they keep leaving each other, and missing the other, and its frustrating and theyre angry and theyre missing something like a phantom limb that twitches in the night and you have to look to check that its not really there so i guess. tell someone you love them today just so they know

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guys remember november 5th. remember how we got canon destiel and dabi is a todoroki and blue georgia before we knew who won the fucking presidency

[hedaslayer]

“Bravo la pédophilie.” - Adèle Haenel after the Cesars2020 awarded Roman Polanski. Adèle herself is a survivor of child abuse.

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you’re in the u.s capitol building with a piece of cubist hannigram fanart. it won’t tell you it loves you but