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quotes from types i know*including me* or other stuff

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enfp: do you wanna pretend to be incest on omegle and pretend to vape

infp: yeah of course

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esfj: okay, so im going to marry him, but since he's crazy he'll eventually get bored of me and divorce. then we'll get the money.

isfp: also, murder him for divorcing you.

esfj: yeah, i'll do that too.

infj: what?????

esfj:

esfj: on bitlife

infj: oh

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estj: *screaming on the sidewalk* im high on caffeine!!!!!

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intp: i am going to perform a baby's first tap dance.

intp: *makes a baby doll dance while playing baby trap beats in the background*

infp: its beautiful.

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enfj: so basically, you're calling me ching chong snow white.

enfj: fair enough.

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esfj: *interrogating two six year olds who are dating* okay, so when will your first kiss be? are you going to get married? have kids? maybe take a language class together?

isfp: french is the language of love.

esfj: exactly.