PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
blake kathryn
JVL
Discoholic 🪩
Claire Keane
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
i don't do bad sauce passes
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dirt enthusiast
we're not kids anymore.
todays bird
Three Goblin Art
PR's Tumblrdome
oozey mess
Peter Solarz
#extradirty
shark vs the universe
$LAYYYTER
trying on a metaphor
Love Begins
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@iron-nightmare
If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”
CLUB GOIN UP
ON A
̶̴̲̜͚̲͍̺̰̠͓̰̳̖̞̙̥̻̪͟２̶̛͍̖͙̥̹͍̰͕̘͖̤̮̙͔̝̣̠͡͠＇̧̨͉̭͙͔̗̻̹̣͙̱̜̝͍̹͙͙Ｓ̶̷̲̠̥̘̱̼̮̞̥̥̭̕͢͠ ̡̖͎̹͙͍͙͈̞̲͠͝ͅ ̛͏͞҉̤̪͔͙̥̪̬̭ͅͅＤ̡͍̥̝̻͍͕̭̠̳̺̯͖͢͞Ａ̵̡̧̯͔̭̹͍̰̫͍̘̝̺Ｙ̢̙͙̥̣̬̗̱͓̠̹̝̟̤͟͡͠
february 22nd, 2022 (2-22-22) lands on a tuesday, making it an “all two’s-day.
✨glow up ✨
#rdj showed more emotion on his face when tony was dead than evans showed the entire movie oop
dont put it in the tags op youre absolutely right
there really isn’t anything wrong with swearing
if u say “i can’t even adult today” that’s 100 times more offensive than saying fuck
me: I drank coffee, why am I still sleepy??
people: did you sleep
me: IRRELEVANT
I feel like adult job descriptions fail to mention that 15% of your time will be spent logging back into shit.
The Disney Princesses visit Snow’s memorial. RIP Snow White’s Scary Adventures (October 1, 1971 - May 31, 2012)
I want a Hawkeyes movie where Hawkeyes is deaf like in the comics, and in the first five minutes he loses his hearing aids, and the rest of the movie is silent except for a constant running commentary of what Hawkeyes is thinking until the very end when he gets his hearing aids back.
And there would be closed captions or something for when people use sign language.
And when people don’t sign and he has to read lips, they should get genuinely hard of hearing people to translate so that they know what words or phrases are hard to catch by lip reading.
Also, lots of explosions with no sound. I feel like that would just be cool.
You know how I know none of y'all watched the Iron Man trilogy? Cause y'all still need to be reminded that Pepper is the one writing checks cause she’s been the CEO.
peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.
2002 peter parker had no health insurance
He’s an avenger after all.
I see…
Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
chris hemsworth is like a DnD character whose class 100% does not require a high charisma stat but he put it as his highest stat anyways like “hmm I think it will be useful (:” so he just walks around as a muscle-bound brawler who can also inexplicably get anything he wants from anyone by smiling at them
Him and Terry Crews
Terry Crews: high-level fighter who also multiclassed into bard, for some reason.
Chris Hemsworth: that barbarian who loves to knit.
Hugh Jackman: high level bard who was forced to take on barbarian when the party didn’t have a tank and now just wants to sing but he’s been the tank for so long it’s anyone sees him as.
