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You managed to retire from the supervillain game long ago, when you became a parent. Now, your grandchild has inadvertently been kidnapped by an upstart villain, and you’re about to show them why the world (rightfully) feared you.

Part of me really wants for the Peter Parker of Earth 42 to have become a superhero- Spider or no Spider. Assuming he's like every other Peter Parker, he definitely has the tech know-how to make some kind of super suit, and he has the heart of a hero. The 'great power's speech could be about his intelligence, and he could decide that since he could make a suit, he has the responsibility to create one and help people. It could even be a 'apprenticed under Tony Stark MCU-esque thing.

HOWEVER, a large part of me doesn't want that, because this is Miles's story, not Peter's, and having Peter show up as a different hero could distract from Miles's story.

So I guess I want it to be off handedly mentioned in the background without being an actual plot point or something.

#across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #Across the Spider-Verse #peter parker #Spider-Man #Miles morales

*Across the Spider-Verse end credits playing*

Me to my husband: The best way to describe the way I fell right now is post orgasmic.

My husband: I can kinda see that.

*he starts to stand then sits down immediately*

My husband: yeah, no I agree, my legs are literally shaking.

#across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #Across the Spider-Verse #Atsv #spiderman atsv

quinn-fucks-shit-up

having a hyper fixation be like

*sees picture of an eye* is that a Magnus archives reference??

*sees dark room* is that a Magnus archives reference???

*sees large pig* iS tHaT a MaGnUs ArChIvEs ReFeRaNcE?!??!?

*sees door* IS THAT A MA-

thisentertaining

The fun think about having listened to The Magnus Archives, is that EVERY MEDIA I consume with any kind of spooky themes is now instantly categorized internally into one of the Fears

Everything is a Magnus Archives Reference now. I can't escape it.

quinn-fucks-shit-up

having a hyper fixation be like

*sees picture of an eye* is that a Magnus archives reference??

*sees dark room* is that a Magnus archives reference???

*sees large pig* iS tHaT a MaGnUs ArChIvEs ReFeRaNcE?!??!?

*sees door* IS THAT A MA-

fridge-full-of-feels

Modern day Jonathan would have an Instagram full of food pics and Mina

Mina’s Instagram would have photos of Jonathan taking photos of food

Dracula’s Instagram would be photos of Mina and Jonathan taking photos of food

Do we ever see Ozai actually care about stopping Aang?

Honestly, other than Zuko, does he ever send out ANYONE to find the Avatar??

Zhao stumbles across him and kinda sorta adds 'get the Avatar' to his 'to do' list, as like a potential hobby he can pick up during his actual job of harassing Zuko and killing the moon. The siege of the North is a much bigger deal to him, and it seems that Aang being there is a convenient happenstance, not the main reason for the invasion.

Then, Azula is sent to capture Zuko and Iroh, runs into Aang and decides to switch targets. She is never told to go after him by the Firelord.

The Fire Nation soldiers in the Earth Kingdom don't really look for him, they just kinda react when he shows up but no one is proactively seeking him out.

Even the Rough Rhinos, they are sent after Iroh and Zuko I think, and just decide to throw hands when they happen across the GAang.

Like... do we ever see this man actually assign someone to capture the Avatar? (Zuko doesn't count) Even Zuko hires an assassin after Aang, which is move than Ozai ever does.

Intentional or not, this shows just how over-confident and egotistical Ozai was, to not even really feel threatened by the Avatar's return.

#avatar the last airbender #AtLA #atla ozai #avatar ozai #Ozai #Zuko #avatar zuko #alta pressione #Aang #alta aang #Avatar Aang #Fire Nation #I may be wrong #But I've been reading transcripts for my fanfics #And I can't find anything

superdogbiter

Did you catch covid at any point these past 4 years?

Yes i caught it at least once

No i haven't caught it yet

Voting ended onApr 18, 2023

People who caught it put in the tags what year it was and how bad it was and if you had any side effects

#The week before Christmas 2022 #Pretty sure I got it at the company Christmas party with 4k people #Worst sore throat of my life #Like swallowing knives #Couldn't think clearly either #My period was messed up for 3 months #Might still be messed up

I keep seeing videos of people getting those stuffed pet look alike plushies then laughing at their pets freaking out about it.

When I think about how I would react if someone plopped a mannequin that looked EXACTLY like me in the middle of my home with no explanation, I honestly think the dogs and cats are handling it quite well.

#Idk what to even tag for this #Animals #Pets #Pet look alike dolls #They're still funny #I blame The Magnus archives for making me think of it like this #Big The Stranger Energy tbh

poisonandpages

I would’ve loved to see the in-universe news reports after the events of Glass Onion. Imagine someone having to put out to the public “Tonight’s top story, idiot billionaire Miles Bron uses experimental energy source to blow up own home, taking with it arguably the most famous painting of all time. At the same event noted streamer and misogynist Duke Whatshisname was allegedly murdered, although according to our sources this was not related to the explosion. All surviving members of the incident have contracted covid and experts are saying this whole case could be tied up in the courts for years based purely on how ridiculous it all is. Celebrated detective Benoit Blanc weighs in.*”

*From home, because he also has covid.

callmegallifreya

How did you learn what an aglet is?

Terry Pratchett

Phineas and Ferb

Somewhere else (tell me where)

What the hell is an aglet?!

Voting ended onMar 17, 2023

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charlemane

okay, i've seen this one post going around my dash a few times, and at this point i feel a need to say something about it:

vampires drinking from blood banks is NOT more ethical than drinking from live donors! in fact, it's worse!

most adult humans walking around on the street have a pint or so of blood they can spare with no real consequences for their health. (again, this is not true of everyone, so make sure you ask your donors about any health conditions before you get into it, but you were doing that already, right?)

but the blood in blood banks. the blood in blood banks is for people who need that blood in transfusion form to survive. blood shortages are real, and they kill. if you steal from a blood bank, someone could die for your theft.

the only reason that bagged blood is considered the "softer" option is because you don't have to look the people you're harming in the eyes to do it. coward.

one-time-i-dreamt

Horses were the new currency. Because it was hard to trade physical horses, horse trading cards, which showed who had ownership of the horse, were used instead. Horse trading card crime was very big. I had a horse named Plinko.

silvermastermind

Horse nfts

thisentertaining

Is - Is money just president (and other old political dudes) trading cards?

Horrible TMA Realization

Since animals contribute to the fears as much as humans, there is probably a Lonely Aligned Avatar out there with the world's worst animal shelter.....

#the magnus archives #the magnus universe #TMA #the lonely #If I have to be sad about this so do you #Mention of animal abuse #Kinda #Enough that I wanted to include the tag in case someone has it blocked