Tony is Peter's dad

you can't change my mind

[incorrecthocoquotes]

Tony: Of course I care about all the Avengers equally.

Steve: We were attacked while you were away.

Tony: Is Peter okay??

[unicornships]

So now we totally know that Tom Holland’s favorite spider is Daddy Long Legs xD seeing as he’s triggered when Jacob says Daddy haha…

[starsnjumpers]

peter: nono it was so cool, mr stark! i webbed in there and he was all like KNIFE TO MEET YOU and he stabbed me and i was like woah!! nice one!! and th -

tony: you got??? stabbed???

peter: well yeah but like hE MADE A PUN MR STARK

[jamesrhodey]

yes he probably has [12/?] (insp. // insp.)

[clintfbarton-deactivated2025012]

[martianaviator]

If you have a child and they are creeped out by a nephew or older brother touching them or looking at them a certain way, you need to have a serious talk with that person and keep them the hell away from your child. Don’t minimize it or tell your kid to hug them anyway, that kid is picking up danger signals they don’t even understand yet. But so many families will tell that kid they are being a brat.

[pajamajamas]

thankyou

[perfectlycriminal]

A quick note- this applies to female relatives as well. One of my aunts ignores my little brother’s requests not to hug or kiss him (he has aspergers and doesn’t like physical contact with people he is not very close with). I have repeatedly placed myself between the two of them and had to tell her to back off and stop trying to “desensitize” him. Whether or not there are “danger signals,” it is not okay for adults to invalidate a child or teen’s request for boundaries. We need to teach children now, when they are young, that they can say no to these things and that other people can too.

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

And this applies even if the relative isn’t giving bad vibes. Just in general teach your kids that they don’t have to have any physical contact for someone else’s sake if they don’t want to. 

[irondadfan]

Never not reblog

[oh-archivist]

me: how am i single

me: *emotionally detached, picky af, doesn’t go out at all, has disgusting habits, too shy to talk to anyone they find cute, etc.*

me: how am i single

[wadey-wilson]

me: i want characters to die for real, the whole reincarnating or fake dying is overrated

infinity war: *happens*

me: 

[make--it--gayer]

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[voicemailsfrompeterparker]

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Voicemail #13

To: Tony Stark

From: Peter Parker

Hi, Mr. Stark. It’s 3:52 am and I’ve decided to give you a report because I’m still awake and I’ve got nothing better to do.

Um, what happened this week? I sat in front of a fire hydrant to prevent a truck from parking next to it illegally. It didn’t actually do anything because the truck didn’t see me down there and was about to run me over before I swung away and declared it a lost cause. I stopped a couple muggers, returned a missing cat, helped carry some furniture into an apartment, y’know, the usual.

Oh, and, um, I watched Alien last night. Real good movie, yeah, great. I mean, it was kinda intense but I liked it. It didn’t seem that scary, um, at 6:00 yesterday but at 4:00 right now… I keep hearing something outside my door and I know that it’s probably not an alien but, like, what if it is?

… I can’t take this anymore, Mr. Stark. I’m going to go investigate. If you don’t get another call from me, I’ve been abducted.

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[peterbparkerr]

tom holland keeping it gender neutral (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[tomhollandhollaatme-deactivated]

when people automatically assume ur straight just bc u haven’t said otherwise

[frogmp3]

there’s really no heterosexual explanation for this

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

[strangelyiron-deactivated202012]

[hidinginabroomcupboard]

Tony: when have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?

Stephen: I kept a list, it’s alphabetized.

[theeblackitgirl]

Same bro same

[irondadfan]

I often talk to myself. I need the intelligent conversation.

[the-light-of-luna]

Peter, trying to cheer on the avengers: Two! Four! Six! Eight! Who-

Natasha, interrupting: Who should I annihilate!

Peter: *horrified gasp*

[evil-jorenilee]

Oh I am totally using this

[just-queer-things]

This blog is a safe space for anyone who is:

Gay Lesbian Homoromantic Bisexual/romantic Pansexual/romantic Asexual/romantic Demisexual/romantic Transgender Non binary Gender questioning Gender queer Agender Demigender Gender neutral (The list goes on)

Reblog if your blog is a safe space too! 😁

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Tony, being complimented: [laughs] Thanks, but I’m not that good or anything.

Tony, being insulted: How dare you, I am the greatest thing to walk the earth and your life has been enriched by my presence.