my penis got a parking ticket the other day.

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my penis got a parking ticket the other day.
Official Michael
i feel like this is more funny
Finding out Hans Zimmer is a transphobe genuinely had me falling to my knees
Thank you blastybaku for explaining this!/gen
If you've ever heard a movie score and thought "holy shit, this is incredible", there's like, a 50% chance it was Hans Zimmer who composed it.
This is a pretty major letdown, ngl.
Anyways, fuck transphobes, which includes Hans Zimmer, apparently.
Anyway shoutout to John Williams, amazing composer and probably the one who made the other 50% of "holy shit amazing" soundtracks (Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Superman, and incidentally the original Harry Potter theme and score) who famously worked closely with the first openly transgender woman to be nominated for an Academy Award, Angela Morley. He respected her, and so far as I can see, has never made transphobic remarks.
take a moment to be grateful that you’re not on mount everest right now ok
final backlog of actaeonshipping in a while, probably
Kirby presentation text posts part 5
One day I’ll probably run out of posts to convert or use but these have been way too fun to make lmao. Idk what I’ll post after that, probably just random stuff or headcannon or smth, idk if anyone would be interested tho, I’ll figure it out
Also god I’m horrible at cropping 😭
If given the chance to change your height, would you want to
(4'11" or under) be taller
(4'11" or under) be shorter
(4'11" or under) stay the same
(5' - 5'7") be taller
(5' - 5'7") be shorter
(5' - 5'7") stay the same
(5'8" - 6'2") be taller
(5'8" - 6'2") be shorter
(5'8" - 6'2") stay the same
(6'3 or more) be taller
(6'3 or more) be shorter
(6'3 or more) stay the same
I am done with the misogyny tonight tbh
Me every night watching these damn shows🥲
absolutely legendary fucking poster holy shit
Maidolor because i hate him happy maid day guys
ill forever love the idea of magolor using outdated internet slang for as corny as it might be
they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk
This is what having auditory processing issues is like.
PMD text posts part 41
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are you five nights at fucking kidding me