I say my gay phase is over... I'm lying

Just a gay with an internet connection. I apologize in advance.

[haikyuu-incorrectquotes]

Sugawara: *being kidnapped* Will I need my toothbrush?

Kidnapper: Shut up!

Sugawara: I’m assuming that means you’re providing the toothbrush

[the-ultimate-oof]

daichi: do you take constructive criticism?

suga: i only take cash or credit

[on the other side of the gym]

tsukki: do you take constructive criticism?

yamaguchi, already crying: yeah???? what is it??????

[ironic-queer]

As a wise man once said

“Fuck the circadian cycle.”

It’s me. I’m the wise man

[ironic-queer]

Even mid-apocalypse this is still relevant

[ironic-queer]

As a wise man once said

“Fuck the circadian cycle.”

It’s me. I’m the wise man

[sswamprat]

drift away ?

[incorrect-marauders]

Death Eater: We have your son.

Lily: I don’t have a son.

Death Eater: Then who just asked for chocolate milk with a straw and made us cut the crusts off his PB&J?

Lily: Oh, Merlin.

Death Eater: What?

Lily: You have my husband!

[yuissamidare]

how are yall under 5'2. grow longer bones

[larviform-deactivated20210327]

spent all my growin points on the brain cells and huge meat Fresh out sorry

[lunarmothsystem]

🎃Fall mlm things🎃

Holding hands while walking through a corn maze

Jumping into a pile of leaves together

Sitting by a fire cuddling while drinking hot chocolate

Riding hayrides together

Couple costumes for halloween

Giggling while showing eachother your silly Jack O' Lantern designs

Going to all the fall festivals together and eating Carmel corn.

Sitting on a hay bail, his head on your shoulder, as you both listen to a local band. Everything is wonderful.

[dummy-mlm]

boys b like *cute noises*

[dilfdepot]

hi guys

currently burying my face in my hands bcuz my gay thoughts r 2 heavy

[ghost-mlm]

for the low low price of FREE!

You can give ME a kiss TODAY!

[clownlovers]

imagine dating the biggest dork alive i'm so 💞💞💘💞💘💞💗💘💘💖💗💞💘💞💗💖💕💘💖

[huecycles]

no one:

spinel @ pink pearl: *honks sexily*

[noob-majesty]

I don't know why but I thought of this

Spinel: *is sad*

Pink Pearl: Hey, don't be sad... Your new girlfriend, your new GIRLFRIEND, YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND,*picks Spinel up bridal style* YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND PEARL IS HERE!!!

[ironic-queer]

Okay but spinearl is my new favorite thing

[gygerbeen-deactivated20221005]

wip <3

[orel-ganic]

This is probably the best thing I've ever made

[cedars-glen]

Pink Pearl: "Hey let's slow dance"

Spinel: *does the macarena at 1/4 speed*