Haikyuu Incorrect Quotes

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Ushijima: Something’s wrong. Every time I’m near Tendō, my stomach twists, and I have heart palpations. I think he’s trying to poison me. Semi: No, those are feelings. Ushijima: They’re distracting, he better make them stop.

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Daichi: What did you all do? Nishinoya: ... Tanaka: ... Daichi: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the vice principal again or not.

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Kuroo: You do realize there’s a rumor going around that you’re in love with Akaashi? Bokuto: A rumor? Are you telling me the others are doubting it?

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Yamaguchi: *on the phone* Tsukki, remember how I said that Hinata, Noya, Tanaka and I were going to have a peaceful bros night out? Tsukishima: yah Yamaguchi: Well... We're in jail. Tsukishima: Tsukishima: *hangs up*

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Yaku: Tall people are the enemy. Lev: Can't hear you hating all the way down there. Yaku: I'll tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won't know until it's too late. Lev: Who said that?

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Kenma: It's not illegal, though. Kuroo: *stares into Kenma‘s car, which is full of cats* Kuroo: It's just that... there's so many. Kenma: But it's not illegal!

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Yamaguchi: I'm here to see Tsukki. I'm a friend of his. Kageyama: That's impossible. Tsukishima has no friends.

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Oikawa: "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would. Sugawara: "I'm not gonna sink to their level" I will, coward. Yaku: "I'm the bigger person" I'm five feet tall. Give me the sword, bitch.

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Kidnapper: I have one of your children. Sugawara: Which one I have three. Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up. Sugawara: Which one I have three.

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Tsukishima: Why do you hang out with me? Yamaguchi: You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me! Tsukishima: … Tsukishima: Well now I feel a bit sorry for you

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Tendō: I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Ushijima, but just standing there ominously doesn’t count as socializing.

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Tsukishima, to Yamaguchi: Remember when I said Hinata wouldn’t be stupid enough to break into the training camp? I may have overestimated him.

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Ushijima: How are we looking?

Tendō: Sexy, but not like we’re trying too hard.

Tendō: Like, sure, we’re trying but it’s almost effortless.

Ushijima: I mean in the game.

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Stranger: Is this man annoying you?

Kiyoko: *glancing at Tanaka* Yes, but he’s my husband. I signed up for this.

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Daichi: You’re weirdly obsessed with finding meaning.

Sugawara: What do you mean by this?

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Yamaguchi: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Tsukki a little bit

Hinata, holding Yamaguchi's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation

Yamaguchi: No, that's our joint tombstone

Hinata: Ah, my mistake

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