I'm god's greatest joke

they/them/he/him | 20 something years old | afab | 18+ only | please read my pinned post in full before interacting

[ironically-asexual]

The Pinned Post

Hi! Call me Quartz if you're gonna call me anything. Owner of one hell of a breeding kink so that'll be most of my posts. This blog is just for the filth that lives in my brain. Enjoy or not.

If you're here for "does it have queer characters?" just know I mainly do porn stuff.

All pictures are tagged as 'selfie' and all stories are tagged as 'x reader'

Patreon CURRENTLY ON HIATUS (Tiers update once a week on thursdays)

ko-fi if you'd like to tip me

RULES OF INTERACTION:

-I'm asexual. I know I'm asexual. Do not question that. Just because my posts are sexual doesn't mean I'm confused, wrong, or "faking it". Speculating about a stranger's sexuality is gross and I will block you if you try to get in my face about it.

-Sometimes I use feminine language or she/her pronouns to refer to myself. I do that, you do not.

-Hard limits: Scat, watersports, raceplay, spitting, anal, lactation, inflation

-Soft limits: CNC, petplay

[tabicoeur]

being coddled during sex 🥺 him holding your hand and cradling your head against his neck and kissing your temple and calling you sweet names and cooing at you and telling you how good you’re doing and how pretty you look creaming his cock and praising you until your head’s all fuzzy and you’re crying and slurring his name dumbly and so, so deeply in love

[coquettelust]

size difference so they can pin me down and strength difference so i have no choice but to stay put however they want me :3

[0800-p1llowhump3r]

tie me to your bed and force me to take a knotted toy that's too big. listen to me cry as you stretch my hole and slap my cunt as i beg you to stop. when you push the knot in, watch my back arch and my eyes roll back as I rock my hips up to take the knot. as I start to get used being filled, switch it on. let me scream as it comes to life and starts pounding my puppycunt. this is my place, this is where I belong- tied down and forced to submit

[edit: do not steal or copy my work]

[milkyboytoy]

testosterone really does make you crave penetrative sex. fuck i need dick pumping in and out of my cunt right now. better yet i need raw dick from someone threatening to knock me up. face in the pillow back arched ass up. do you understand

[kindacvntyish]

[bebemoon]

from @andrewcurwen on ig . "banshee /ˈbanʃiː/: a female spirit in gaelic folklore whose appearance or wailing heralds impending death.

@soaprunsfast is that banshee. with the pipes and nerve to prove it.

featuring an incredible aluminium bustle crafted by the wildly talented @ericjohnsonstudio"

[ironically-asexual]

Does it have canonically queer characters? A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (2026-????)

Yes

No***

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Is it hostile to queer people?

Yes

No

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Is there an extremely popular queer ship or headcanon in the fandom?

Yes (There's like five but currently Dunk/Aerion is the top on AO3)

No

Too early to call (there probably will be)

Too early to call (there may be)

Too early to call (there probably won’t be)

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Additional Notes:

***As of this post only season one is out, which is only based on the first novella. The third novella, "The Mystery Knight" contains several queer characters, so there will be later on in the show (presuming that their sexualities will be included in the adaptation).

As far as I know Lyonel Baratheon has not been confirmed to be queer either by the show itself or by anyone behind the scenes.

IF I'M WRONG PLEASE CORRECT ME THESE POSTS ARE MEANT TO BE TOOLS TO NEW VIEWERS

[oddlyevil]

🖤🤍

[oddlyevil]

This is me being modest

OF - OddlyEvil 😈

[bebemoon]

from @__efff on ig . "an exquisite deconstructed 1930’s liquid satin tunic with unique net under-layer"

[rose-buthorny]

Pov you cut open my cunty pirate outfit in the middle of our duel and now we're gonna make out sloppy style

[bunnibf]

i’m an audio pervert i love the wet noises of someone stroking themselves and the sound of breath hitching into a moan way more than any visual will ever do for me

[faggydoggie]

putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me

[darkhippiedream]

tie me up and make me yours

[bbybitchbrat]

[pulpsandcomics2]

Lion Frolic