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ENFP Pansexual Cis - female she/her pronouns - Waddup im Dani, im 24, and i never mcfrickin learned how to read

[moon-mason]

[madamslayyy]

Got his ass together in three words

[pangur-and-grim]

also omg want some sad news 😞 so in my family there’s like…..a genetic history of going totally white-haired in your twenties. and guess what finally struck me this year

[pangur-and-grim]

what is thilf??? Them I’d Like To Fuck? 

[pangur-and-grim]

what’s a Thranduil?? is this gen z slang?

[pangur-and-grim]

NOOOO NOT THE NICHOLAS CAGE ELF

[pangur-and-grim]

for a solid half second I forgot hair dye was a thing & thought you were saying I could kill myself if I didnt like grey hair

[pangur-and-grim]

ive been informed that the man above is not Nicholas Cage, but in my defence they both have eyebrows

[deepfriedanon]

Are you suggesting most people don’t have eyebrows?

[pangur-and-grim]

please you have to understand

[hyperazraphael]

This post is a fucking disaster 🤣

[wickedwonderlandd]

They do be having eyebrows tho

[aurotoiras]

When is tumblr going to give us daily login bonuses

[612l-deactivated20180916]

daily login bonus on tumblr is anon hate mail

[ojamayellow]

i dont even get that this game sucks

[mostlymyday-deactivated20220109]

Animals & Pumpkins

[shittymoviedetails]

This is what the Marvel Cinematic Universe looks like to people who don’t follow it.

[humorblr]

[swushf-deactivated20210208]

Tumblr University

[guerrillatech]

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[badassdemonsword]

[corvodumpy]

Oh come on you HAVE to include the footage.

[vote-for-eggman]

???????????????

[thehmn]

I hunger for lighthearted topics for Scandinavia and The World so please tell me a fun observation from your country (and please remember to mention what country) that I can keep in my back pocket for future comics.

[the-library-alcove]

Busses.

I'm an American living in Germany, and one of my early culture shock moments living here was finding that the busses were nice, clean, and some even have built-in bookcases!

[foxoftheasterisk]

B-

BOOKCASES??

[the-library-alcove]

YUP.

Believe me, I was shocked too.

[fatimajpeg]

hello, hello, there, little godling ♡

[apocryphics]

girls will carry unimaginable primordial rage but still go about their day as if nothing is wrong and that is very sexy of us I think

[subsequentibis]

utterly infuriating that tumblr’s porn ban just hit sex workers and queer creators and i still regularly get five pornbot followers a week whose posts are Just stolen pictures of naked women and somehow they never get flagged

[kroovv]

Vex and Vax

[chilewithcarnage]

there is no discourse between gen z and millenials. we are siblings. come on lil bro, ill take you to amc. yeah we can go there early and play the arcade games before the movie starts.

[midlifecrisis2021]

Can we get popcorn and a drink to share :)

[chilewithcarnage]

we sure can buddy, we sure can

[loueisvogel]