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God in the garden of eden
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that
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when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw
bringing my art blog back from the dead to share this because OP inspired me
starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring
wait can someone explain what this means to me I really want to know
if i am candid about how i feel i will die like john f kennedy
was thinking of making a few fantasy high ocs since i saw other people do it … ^.^ its my way of enjoying dnd without being able to actually play it
wip for now ill clean them up
Done! I dont have names for most of them or their party name yet but whateverrr. I love them already <3 The orc and tiefling are like childhood friends and both attended the school together and i think the orc wouldve dragged the other three alone cause she liked their vibes ^.^
Disclaimer that ive never played dnd so idk every single subclass that well i picked the ones that i thought wouldve fit them the most.
The changeling does not move her mouth when she speaks. Her expression barely ever changes and people think shes cold and distant but she might be the happiest one in the party she loves her friends <3
Half orc would def be a huge Fig and the cig figs fan and look up to Fig and Gorgug (Why shes Barbarian-Bard ^^) and the water genasis is ngl kind of exactly like helio but they believe in some like random minor divinity that represents like “The calm flow of a river on a mountain in the early hours of the morning” (like rivas race silly names in starstruck). Their name is literally Azure Ryver
Satyr sheperd druid cause um.. heh sheep. Sheeps are also my favourite animal ever and i wanted to include an animal adjacent race so I just had to <3
Sorry for insane posting I am gonna do brennan voice headcanons for rhem:
- Tiefling would be brennans one british voice he does for bitchy teen girls (aka the aelwyn)
- Water Genasi would literally just the the Hangvan/Helio classic peace and love fratboy (fratthem🤯)
- Satyr one of his scottish accents cause theyre so fun <3 She could sound like the milk bottle girl from coc (prilsby or something)
- Changeling is one of his creepy inhaling whispering voices
- Half-orc I cant think rn of like better peppy silly girl voices hes done but I imagine like the voice he does for Kipperlily/Penelope Everpetal but like nice yknow what i mean AAA
If anyone actually reads any of this thank you this is so like self indulgent
obsessed with this photo my friend took out of her window of just a random ass wild rat in her lemon tree. who is he
(via @mawziee ) #WE HAVE THOSE RATS WE HAVE THOSE RATS #THEYRE ROOF RATS THEY EAT LEMON SKINS NOT EVEN THE WHOLE LEMON JUST THE SKINS# THEYRE FUCKING FREAKS WHO EAT LEMON SKINS #AND YOUR WAKLING OUTSIDE HOPING TO GET A LEMON FROM YOUR TREE AND THERES JUST A BARE ASSED LEMON HANGING FROM THE TREE AND ITS HORRIFYING #ITS GROSS ITS WEIRD ITS NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOR BUT IT IS NORMAL TO THEM THE RATS THAT EAT LEMON SKINS AND I HATE THEM #FIRST THE LEMON WASPS AND NOW THE LEMON RATS OUR POOR TREE CANT CATCH A BREAK
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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?
my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire
my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍
captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!
my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss
tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!
me: **growls really hard**
jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…
me: i know jeff, i know
slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**
me: **sighs**
police: **en route**
jeff: **the killer**
tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!
me: **growls really hard**
jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…
me: i know jeff, i know
slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**
me: **sighs**
police: **en route**
jeff: **the killer**
AAAAAAHHHHHH AGONY!!!!! AGONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways hehe how is everyone
Holy shit.
“Papa was a proven whore” just makes me picture small victorian children talking shit about their dad
now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.
this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.
Guy who’s not gonna make it voice: it’s gonna be so awesome when I finally get what I want