amber, 26, lame-o @irrelevant-amber - Tumblr Blog

Found this in Pinterest(not mine), and felt it criminal not to repost it. Lol, this is too good 😂

#Smack that up on the floor #smack that gimme some more#smack that till you get sore# now turn to page 394!!

Snape the rapper, Slytherins are vibing 💚🖤

*secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and i can’t get myself to do anything and all motivation is lost* :)

windewehn

my favourite genre of tumblr posts? well,

hellsite (affectionate)

teathattast

bilf

okay

honigimohr

“Am Ende ist die Liebe meistens an allem schuld.”

— Haus des Geldes

perfectquote

“You sometimes think you want to disappear, but all you really want is to be found.”

— Kid Cudi

animalcrossingmemes

fadeintocase

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

greystripe

happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef

shayberri789

Happy 13th birthday none pizza with left beef

penny-for-your-thot

Happy 14th birthday none pizza with left beef

toastbutteregg

oneheadtoanother

crossroadsbishounen

gffa

Obi-Wan Kenobi is a True Jedi. Not because he’s mastered himself and his emotions or anything (though, that, too) but because he’s a giant fucking nerd who wants to study literal brain worms and gets mad when Anakin stomps them to death and he probably thinks the height of a Saturday night is a grammar argument with another Jedi Master about some obscure text philosophizing on the Force. This is the only metric by which a True Jedi can be measured, I will accept nothing else.

ginathethundergoddess

Excuse you. True jedi are measured by how many Lego studs they collect.

gffa

This is the only correction I am willing to accept.

theoccasionaloracle

Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

hello-darknessmyoldfriend

Have fun guessing!