cherriesandwine

poetry and murder

[desigurlie]

I'm here to rant, please bear with me.

You know something that irritates the hell out of me? These insta edits for those typical desi Wattpad books. The plotlines and the character intros are so freaking ridiculous its unbearable.

What do you mean your FMC is India's top neurosurgeon and her age is 22 yrs. Dude do you even know the time it takes to get an MBBS AND MD AND MS AND rise the ranks to become the best??? Your FMC can dance, sing, draw, run a company, kill people, is a doctor, an engineer and a gang leader. Your MMC is 25, is the chief minister of a state and everyone is terrified of him because he is secretly a mafia ganglord as well, hates woman, doesn't believe in marriage, is a toxic fucker, gets slapped by the FMC once and now is suddenly obsessed with her and forcefully marries her? All the men are groveling at some point, because they are problematic af and have done something horrible, all the women have had horrible pasts, have been assaulted, impregnated, divorced, almost killed.

And these books have like 3.5M views and 1.2K comments and ughhhh. THERE IS LITERALLY NO ORIGINAL PLOT EVER.

PS: now I think I know why that one terrible story on Rehmat on Wattpad is so popular. It's classic textbook Wattpad mafia romance with terrible FMC characterization and one of those narcissistic whiny ass authors.

[amber-afternoons]

Fatimah Asghar, “How'd Your Parents Die Again?” (via @ saintlaurier - Pinterest) // P!nk, “Family Portrait” (via - Apple Music) // Clementine von Radics, “Courtney Love Prays to Oregon” (via @ ing3nu3 - Pinterest) // via @ toricrocky6 - Pinterest // Louise Glück, "Unpainted Door" (via @ 222IDB - Pinterest) // via @ This__Is__John - X // via @ roadkillk1 - Pinterest // Karen Russell, “St. Lucy's Home for Girls Raised by Wolves” (via @ E2e44 - Pinterest) // Chelsea Dingman, “Psychogeography” (via @ jimd3an - Pinterest) // Jenny Colgan, “The Cafe by the Sea” (via @ logoleptic - Pinterest)

[askyea-poesy]

That's the beauty of us “feelers” we melt at the first sign of love, crumble at its goodbye and despite the soul-crushing sadness we know may come... we walk into that inferno willingly over and over and over again.

elle.poetry

[yue-station]

[braind3adboy]

Crazy because I made this a few weeks ago (ignore how bad it is lmao 🙏)

[myheartisacyclone-deactivated20]

Reblog this to place a small flower in the hair of prev, and that you're very proud of them

[sharlinefreire]

girls when ao3 is down...

[pochiperpe90]

A holiday romance movie, courtesy of #TheBoys.

Thank you Prime Video for giving us canon Butchlander u.u ❤️

[psycho394]

I'm laughing my ass off

[atticwifesam]

lucifer calling sam his little bitch in every sense of the word was an insane writing choice considering dean calls him a bitch (lovingly).

[perfectdevils]

There’ll be peace when you are done

[shadystranger]

the symbolism. forever the condemned and his executioner. the lamb and its butcher. the devot and his god

[playthings2007]

“omg i love ethel cain” you people couldn’t even handle kripke

[headtraumasam]

put ethel cain, eric kripke and richard siken in a room

[urkelnomics]

Homelander is so funny to me, cause I saw so many sigma grindset patrick-bateman style edits of him saying dramatic stuff to phonk music, and I thought, "oh this guy must be a completely fucking terrifying villain, he must have more power than the sun or some shit" And he is and he does,,, but those edits did not at all prepare me for watching the show. He is a fucking loser. he has an oedipus complex, he is obsessed with drinking breast milk, he spent a scene scrolling through a compilation of memes about himself, while clenching his fist and whimpering, he's shorter than the normal guy protagonist, he elects himself head of Vought and then gets scared because he doesn't understand a single thing being said at a board meeting, for the first season his arch-nemesis is a fucking baby. And somehow, this guy has tapped into the manosphere gym-bro community, and become the pretty princess poor little meow meow for the tumblrinas, all while being an absolute fucking loser

[infectiouspiss]

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

[pookeenpie]

[seadieking]

Sam的三次逃跑。

Sam ran away three times.

I use a translator to translate the conversation, there may be errors, sorry.

Thank you for reading.

[seadieking]

This is the birthday animation I created for Sam on his birthday this year💚

bgm：上上个星期我就读了你的信（生日歌）-管啸天

If anyone is curious about the Chinese lyrics, I'll include english here.↓

I read your letter last week Your handwritten letter I wanted to reply to you last week But I don't have a pen If you're okay, this is from ancient times to the present Regulations left by people All unauthorized paper and pens All of them are dangerous But who can understand me The repeated sadness I have something to say Don't misunderstand me I can't control it either I can only make you suffer Once I can Tie the bed sheets tightly Open the window again in the middle of the night Bungee jumping Please hurry up Don't let the ruthless elasticity Gently lift me Bring back I read your letter last week I miss you too

[syrma-sensei]

WE GOT CANON KIMICHIE AND SOLDIER BOY IS BACK IN THE GAME BABYYYY

[legendsofentity]

WE

FUCKING

WON

[psycho394]

Kimchie won <3 <3 <3