Funky Town

she/her | white tgirl | 20s | all opinions expressed are the official views of Burger King UK™

[denialbot]

at night i think of yoy

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[grox]

The CIA did some neferpitou shit to charlie kirk & now they got him in a lab covered in frankenstein stitches using his body to train S.J.W Bush

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

zenquish rapidly approaches. be joyous

[isjustacat]

For Zenquish this year I will be staring at a clock to get a feel for how instant it is, in one moment it will have been Zenquish eve and in the next it will be August and I will have once again experienced 0.000 seconds of Zenquish join with me in this beautiful yearly tradition

[pjackk]

ive got a job as tumbr junk isnpector send me wat you have

[gunsandfireandshit]

[pjackk]

i will never experience this beuty

[trigonognathus]

don't lie pjackk

[pjackk]

Im trying to be a new me i did lots of horible things back then i was blackout in the pic u attached its one of mylowest monents i was a peice of shit and it hurts so bad to think about but now i got a new man in my life to set me steaight and His name is God 🙏 amwn

[centipomp]

tw politics

the government just ordered this

[orcboxer]

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

[lokaror]

we dont chaos kill that many people.

[orcboxer]

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

[thyrell]

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

[thyrell]

irs.

[efoxgirl]

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[giftofgabber]

Tigermen ripped apart the paneling

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

when our world is overrun with tigermen do you think they will crouch walk in scary formation or will they run around chaotically and make the very ground rumble

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

yea, im thinking the tyrant has released her tigermen flock

[flipchild]

Tigermen double-hopped Allegheny Sour

[flipchild]

Siege on Tigermen Outpost ends in 12,000 dead, 1.68 septillion reanimated

[flipchild]

and still the tigermen spread 😭

[mrsterlingeverything]

Im not telling u what my tigermen are doing

[tatzelwurming]

virginia is for lovers but tuesday is for tigermen

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

to every girl whos blod, i mean blog, ive been a part of. thank you. and the virus is spreading. and the tigermen are spreading.