hello

she/her/hers i like writing and pugs and i love tumblr

[is-anyone-home]

u ever get so high you feel like an animatronic

[divinestrike]

gonna say something controversial and it’s that carrot cake is fucking delicious and possibly the best cake flavour 

[divinestrike]

[limonola]

every day i wake up and choose to be myself instead of being attractive and i’m being so brave about it

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I hate when "female" is the only grammatically correct term for woman in a sentence because I literally feel like an incel. "My female manager" is shorter than "my manager who is a woman", but at what cost?

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Well now I know it could be WORSE

[is-anyone-home]

i love true crime and i was watching a documentary and the narrator said “arrested by a female cop” and i was like ok why on earth do we need to know that the cop was a woman? because if if was a male cop, they would’ve just said cop and not “arrested by a male cop” so why did you feel the need to point out that it was woman idk it pissed me off

[is-anyone-home]

have yall ever accidentally eaten a little deodorant so fucking bad

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[is-anyone-home]

can someone explain the way the data is written im so confused

[sadsongsandwaltzes]

I don’t think dandelions are weeds. I think dandelions are free flowers that four year olds can pick for their mommies

[is-anyone-home]

but taste so bad

[limonola]

anyways in an hour and a half i’m going to give my parents my sister’s coming out letter! yayyyy. let’s hope they don’t lose their minds this time🩵

[is-anyone-home]

i believe in u<3

[is-anyone-home]

i LOVE horror movies/shows.

however there are but TWO types i refuse to consume

- vampires

- werewolves

fight me

[soberscientistlife]

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[maryellencarter]

This is still live and they're also threatening to doxx any prank callers who are stupid enough to provide accurate contact information:

https://www.azed.gov/adeinfo/esa-empower-hotline

[is-anyone-home]

am i pretty

yes

yes

Voting ended onJun 2, 2023

[iknowitwontwork]

REBLOG IF IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BOTHER YOU IF YOU'RE MY MUTUAL

[soberscientistlife]

Mental illness is always mentioned by the media. It is bullshit.

[is-anyone-home]

correction: the media after a shooting with a white perpetrator

if it’s any other race/ethnicity, white people will scream terrorist

[butterflyinthewell]

To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.

[pusheen]

[soberscientistlife]

we all know the answer to that