is it april fools?

unreality warning

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realizing now i never made a pinned post....

april fools blog, dedicated to telling you if it is april fools day.

or maybe not. who knows.

(Unreality Warning.)

ooc: this blog is built on the premise of saying it's not april fools day!! forever!!! unreality warning because it will lie to you about whether or not its april fools.

it will not lie about the date or day of the week (beyond human error, or the premise of the blog) but it will just always say its not april fools day.

also somehow the blog has acquired existential dread and im here for it. i personally do not get upset by the questions or comments about the futility of the blogs task, or anything related to questioning itself and it's existence. i love this bit. please continue questioning my blogs purpose.

this whole blog is a bit! i am playing a character! april is not real and i do not necessarily agree with all of it's thoughts! if i am upset by a comment, i will tell you! please assume i am okay with the bit until proven otherwise. okay? okay.

this blog is run by a transmasc adult, but, due to april(the blog) being a character, i do not care how you refer to them. anything is fair game, she is not me <3

have fun and happy never april fools!

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no, it is not april fools.

[adding-rei-to-posts]

no, it is not adachi rei.

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this is true

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i don't think it's april fools, no.

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water….

earth...

[fuck-im-a-mom-now]

[kooriphantom]

the four nations lived together in harmony

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water….

earth...

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maybe someday it will be april fools. but not today.

[nemia13]

Do we have any plans for what we do in the event that it is April Fools someday?

I feel like i should be prepared

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i think @officially-bbc-news has some penguins lined up. among other things. allegedly..

I've just got sparkling water :)

[officially-bbc-news]

Not just penguins now, I've got even better plans now.

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suspicious, but i trust your judgement.

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maybe someday it will be april fools. but not today.

[nemia13]

Do we have any plans for what we do in the event that it is April Fools someday?

I feel like i should be prepared

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i think @officially-bbc-news has some penguins lined up. among other things. allegedly..

I've just got sparkling water :)

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maybe someday it will be april fools. but not today.

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it is not april fools, no.

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no, it is not april fools.

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is it april fools yet?

oh! let me check on that for you!!

*suspicious rustling noises*

uhhh no, it looks like we're all out, so, no it is not april fools. sorry.

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no, today is not april fools.

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has it ever been april fools? will it ever be again?

....

no, it is not april fools.

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I don't follow you because gimmicks like this muddle up my brain a bit(no offence!! seriously, it's me haha), but i just wanted ro say this blog seems really cool and prompted me to make kandi that says april fools on it, so thank you! Keep being funny👍👍👍!!

absolutely no offense taken!! i am well aware of the fact that this blogs premise CAN cause some issues for people (hence the unreality warning in both the description AND the pinned post)

so im going to say this for everyone:

Please take care of yourself. Do Not follow this blog if you are predisposed to psychosis or delusions and or unreality effects your mental health. Please stay safe, i will not be offended by your choice to block me or mute this tag. genuinely.

you don't need to apologize for it, mental health issues are real as all hell and im glad you're being smart <3

that being said:

thank you so much. this is such a kind thing to say, i really appreciate it so so much. thats awesome ^-^ wishing you the best, anon.

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Tomorrow is Halloween

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big if true.

no it is not april fools, but tomorrow is halloween.

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no, it is not april fools.

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realizing i threw the same person into the april fools queue twice. get double queued, i guess. thats kind of funny.