is it april fools?

unreality warning

[is-it-april-fools]

realizing now i never made a pinned post....

april fools blog, dedicated to telling you if it is april fools day.

or maybe not. who knows.

(Unreality Warning.)

ooc: this blog is built on the premise of saying it's not april fools day!! forever!!! unreality warning because it will lie to you about whether or not its april fools.

it will not lie about the date or day of the week (beyond human error, or the premise of the blog) but it will just always say its not april fools day.

also somehow the blog has acquired existential dread and im here for it. i personally do not get upset by the questions or comments about the futility of the blogs task, or anything related to questioning itself and it's existence. i love this bit. please continue questioning my blogs purpose.

this whole blog is a bit! i am playing a character! april is not real and i do not necessarily agree with all of it's thoughts! if i am upset by a comment, i will tell you! please assume i am okay with the bit until proven otherwise. okay? okay.

this blog is run by a transmasc adult, but, due to april(the blog) being a character, i do not care how you refer to them. anything is fair game, she is not me <3

have fun and happy never april fools!

[is-it-april-fools]

I don't follow you because gimmicks like this muddle up my brain a bit(no offence!! seriously, it's me haha), but i just wanted ro say this blog seems really cool and prompted me to make kandi that says april fools on it, so thank you! Keep being funny👍👍👍!!

absolutely no offense taken!! i am well aware of the fact that this blogs premise CAN cause some issues for people (hence the unreality warning in both the description AND the pinned post)

so im going to say this for everyone:

Please take care of yourself. Do Not follow this blog if you are predisposed to psychosis or delusions and or unreality effects your mental health. Please stay safe, i will not be offended by your choice to block me or mute this tag. genuinely.

you don't need to apologize for it, mental health issues are real as all hell and im glad you're being smart <3

that being said:

thank you so much. this is such a kind thing to say, i really appreciate it so so much. thats awesome ^-^ wishing you the best, anon.

[no-one-offical]

Tomorrow is Halloween

[is-it-april-fools]

big if true.

no it is not april fools, but tomorrow is halloween.

[is-it-april-fools]

no, it is not april fools.

[is-it-april-fools]

realizing i threw the same person into the april fools queue twice. get double queued, i guess. thats kind of funny.

[is-it-april-fools]

no, it is not april fools.

[is-it-april-fools]

no, it is not april fools.

[is-it-april-fools]

no, it is not april fools.

[is-it-april-fools]

if i don't answer your ask right away just know you might've gotten tossed into the queue.

[is-it-april-fools]

who’s your favorite project hail mary character? do they think it’s april fools day?

bold of you to assume i don't like almost all of the project hail mary characters..

rocky doesnt know what april fools is, and grace and stratt agree that it is not april fools.

[is-it-april-fools]

is not april fools, statement.

[is-it-april-fools]

no, it is not april fools.

[is-it-april-fools]

it is not april fools, sorry.

[is-it-april-fools]

if its april fools... then what happens?

if it's april fools then it isn't april fools. probably. maybe...

[genderqueer-offical]

so you'll never ever achieve your end goal?

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[is-it-april-fools]

it seems that way, yeah.. to the best of my knowledge, my task never ends.

[genderqueer-offical]

are you okay with that?

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[is-it-april-fools]

that's.. that's a good question.

one must imagine sisyphus happy, though, right?

...

i think, as long as people are still having fun, then yeah, im okay with that.

[genderqueer-offical]

sisyphus... is this your punishment?

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[is-it-april-fools]

maybe it is. a self fufilling prophecy, i believe it is my duty to tell people if its april fools, so i do. forever. the days will never stop changing and therefore my duty is never complete.

[genderqueer-offical]

how do you keep going if you can never see the end? whenever i do something, i like to have little checkpoints to know i've made progress.

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[is-it-april-fools]

something to keep in mind, i guess. if it's never april fools, what checkpoints could i have..

maybe i change it up sometimes. maybe i could have a different post for the first of every month? something to ackowledge the passing of time...

you make good points.. thank you.

[michaelrotonal]

even if it is april fools at some point, there will still be days that have not been categorized as april fools or not april fools

[is-it-april-fools]

not april fools, not not april fools, but a secret third thing (a regular wednesday)

[is-it-april-fools]

if its april fools... then what happens?

if it's april fools then it isn't april fools. probably. maybe...

[genderqueer-offical]

so you'll never ever achieve your end goal?

////

[is-it-april-fools]

it seems that way, yeah.. to the best of my knowledge, my task never ends.

[genderqueer-offical]

are you okay with that?

////

[is-it-april-fools]

that's.. that's a good question.

one must imagine sisyphus happy, though, right?

...

i think, as long as people are still having fun, then yeah, im okay with that.

[genderqueer-offical]

sisyphus... is this your punishment?

////

[is-it-april-fools]

maybe it is. a self fufilling prophecy, i believe it is my duty to tell people if its april fools, so i do. forever. the days will never stop changing and therefore my duty is never complete.

[genderqueer-offical]

how do you keep going if you can never see the end? whenever i do something, i like to have little checkpoints to know i've made progress.

////

[is-it-april-fools]

something to keep in mind, i guess. if it's never april fools, what checkpoints could i have..

maybe i change it up sometimes. maybe i could have a different post for the first of every month? something to ackowledge the passing of time...

you make good points.. thank you.

[is-it-april-fools]

if its april fools... then what happens?

if it's april fools then it isn't april fools. probably. maybe...

[genderqueer-offical]

so you'll never ever achieve your end goal?

////

[is-it-april-fools]

it seems that way, yeah.. to the best of my knowledge, my task never ends.

[genderqueer-offical]

are you okay with that?

////

[is-it-april-fools]

that's.. that's a good question.

one must imagine sisyphus happy, though, right?

...

i think, as long as people are still having fun, then yeah, im okay with that.

[genderqueer-offical]

sisyphus... is this your punishment?

////

[is-it-april-fools]

maybe it is. a self fufilling prophecy, i believe it is my duty to tell people if its april fools, so i do. forever. the days will never stop changing and therefore my duty is never complete.

[is-it-april-fools]

if its april fools... then what happens?

if it's april fools then it isn't april fools. probably. maybe...

[genderqueer-offical]

so you'll never ever achieve your end goal?

////

[is-it-april-fools]

it seems that way, yeah.. to the best of my knowledge, my task never ends.

[genderqueer-offical]

are you okay with that?

////

[is-it-april-fools]

that's.. that's a good question.

one must imagine sisyphus happy, though, right?

...

i think, as long as people are still having fun, then yeah, im okay with that.