Is this a good cat?

Just somewhere for me to be a hater

[teaboot]

Late for an appointment this morning because my beautiful son child stole a wrapped and bagged bologna sandwich containing roughly 300% his maximum safe sodium intake out of the lunch box in my backpack while I was on the shitter and refused to spit it out

[teaboot]

⬆️ Documented evidence of my sweet and perfect and beautiful firstborn son furiously defending his hard-won right to shit his brains out

[is-this-a-good-cat]

No

Furiously defending his hard-won right to shit his brains out

[qqchurch]

[is-this-a-good-cat]

No

Uses her knowledge of static electricity for evil

[rickybabyboy]

i bet your scared of my dacula fangs but i can also smacula

[rickybabyboy]

[rickybabyboy]

wrong picture how to delete now

[rickybabyboy]

i dont hold hands. im scary tiger. please delete image.

[rickybabyboy]

help

[is-this-a-good-cat]

No

Scary tiger

[garaks-padded-bra]

this fuck ass kitten somehow got behind the kitchen cabinet built into the wall and INTO THE WALL . i got him out with funny toy on stick and shredded chicken but i got so scared i almost threw up and now the entire house must be babyproofed

[garaks-padded-bra]

I had to take him into the utility room with me while i was finding duct tape to close off the bottom of the fireplace as well, so he wouldnt despawn when i was gone, and WHEN I PUT HIM DOWN TO GET THE DUCT TAPE, HE MANAGED TO NUTTY PUTTY CAVE HIMSELF IN ANOTHER CRANNY I DIDNT KNOW EXISTED. AND AS I PULLED HIM OUT BY THE ASS HE CRIED LIKE A HUMAN BABY. do NOT make me feel bad for saving your dust bunny spelunking ass you SICKO

He had me doing this shit 3 times today

[garaks-padded-bra]

he is SICK of it

[is-this-a-good-cat]

No

[transmutationisms]

The Getter is going to Get You type film

[transmutationisms]

The Grabber

[is-this-a-good-cat]

No

The grabber

[karvina]

[is-this-a-good-cat]

????

WHAT

[beardedmrbean]

Congratulations on the cat

[is-this-a-good-cat]

No

Evil

[cutecipher]

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

[is-this-a-good-cat]

No

Stop getting hair on me I'm allergic

[dailycatsblog]

[is-this-a-good-cat]

No

IT'S 4 AM

STOP MEOWING

[only-cat-memes]

[is-this-a-good-cat]

Yes

Very polite, not attempting to attack anything

[only-cat-memes]

[is-this-a-good-cat]

No

Making credible threats on your life

[yossyislandd]

you can harvest swag particles from baby kitties

[is-this-a-good-cat]

No

Hoarding swag particles

[maxx-volume]

*curls up where it's least convenient*

[is-this-a-good-cat]

No

[dailycatsblog]

[is-this-a-good-cat]

No

STOP FUCKING UP SPINES

[my-dailydreams]

[is-this-a-good-cat]

No

Trying to commit grand theft auto

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[is-this-a-good-cat]

No

[feralharpygirl]

Every hour between 1 and 5 am, cats roll randomly on the "Annoying Events" table. If the cat is also a Princess, she rolls on the "Cute, Endearing Behaviours" table instead. The tables are the same.

[is-this-a-good-cat]

No