Deleting

Decided that I don't like how this blog is going so I'm going to delete it sometime within the next week or so

[moringmark]

[is-this-even-normal]

radio guy: hey iggy how about you freestyle for us

iggy: *spends 5 minutes hiding behind her coffee cup until it hits her*

iggy: ok I'm going to tell you guys a story...here we go...

iggy: my name is cory and this is my story, two times two equals....four-y

[omghacks]

[team-joebama-deactivated2019033]

i just watched this five times in a row

[princessplayerh8r-deactivated20]

The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.

[all-too-well]

what do you even get your 25 year old multimillionaire international popstar daughter for christmas

[all-too-well]

nice

[alittlemorelikeyou]

very nice

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

hot n cold by katy perry was such a 6th grade anthem like remember when people wore converse sneakers and would straighten only their bangs and had an ipod touch with the background that said muffins are just ugly cupcakes

[eirameinnoc]

[archive95205-blog]

#no mira mira mira mira

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

ITS LIKE WHATEVER U WANT.. LIKE 10 DOLLARS IT DONT MATTER

[letalestrange-deactivated201905]

It’ll leave you breathless or with a nasty scar

[kevermore]

is this a jurassic park gifset with taylor swift lyrics im honestly so confused

[997]

lms if u r going back to your emo phase in 2015

[sexyvatogifs]

[iusedtocryonhereaboutmylife]

I have a cactus called Gerard and I just went downstairs and was like gERARD RELEASED A NEW SONG and my mom was like what the fuck is your plant doing

[unclefather]

[dialupmodem-deactivated20250702]

did this person break up their own relationship

[kenzie-no-mc]

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

[pijion]

admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

[a-goddessofmischief]

I think its perfect.

[captainmander]

remember when you were younger and getting socks or pajamas for christmas was like the worst most boring present ever, but now it’s like

aww yiss motherfucking socks that’s right bitches i got fucking SOCKS get on my feet right now

[unclefather]

me: i’m going to take a 30 minute nap

*Wakes up 2 weeks later with a full beard and gray hair*

[misterlupin]

so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create

and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win

[proseposeur]

Okay here’s a dramatic reading of it

[misterlupin]

aRE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’M GONNA PISS

[fall-out-pan]

EVERY FUCKING TIME

[dogsenthusiast]

ITS BACK

[amyraudenfeldsdonutshirt]

That first bit reminded me of this:

[joshpeck]

holy shit there are only 364 more days until christmas

[40ozpeachicedtea]

im not scared of death. I’m scared of breaking my moms heart if I die before she does.

[sadvampirx-deactivated20170728]

Real shit.

[n0bailmon3y]

Realist shit ever