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If I have to read “insert-swear-word-here” in another fanfiction I’mma cry
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arouse your sexual partner with an ash mask and ask him if he’s going to be the very best like no one ever was
what was i thinking back then
Credit goes to WTFFanfiction and the original author.
If anyone can find me a link to this fic I will be eternally grateful
Noah: Hoe don't do it
Mikami: *sticks his dick up God's nostril*
Noah: oh my god.
Inadequate (aka: “The nose fic”)
Author: Sashocirrione Summary: Mikami fucks Light’s nostril. That’s all you need to know. Note: I have been looking for this since January, so I’m overjoyed that I finally found this. It’s not as bad as it sounds; it’s actually really funny. (I was laughing basically the whole time) I hope you enjoy this as much as I do; it was worth the wait. Word count: 1,516 Publish date: 17 September 2009
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the turkey swiss on rye incident
aha, the full post. get back on my blog.
OKAY. OKAY. WHAT THE UNHOLY HELL. OH GOD I’M SO MAD. HANG ON LOOK, KEEP READING THIS AND I PROMISE I’LL BE MORE CALM. In 2012, a 17-year-old boy named T.J. Lane killed three fellow classmates in a school shooting, and was sentenced to life in jail. But wait, that’s not the worst part. This kid pulled a few nasty stunts to really show how much of a pathetic monstrosity he is. In the courtroom during his trial, he took off his more formal clothing to reveal a white undershirt with the word “KILLER” crudely written on it. He was smiling and laughing while the case progressed through the day. And to top it off, when he was finally sentenced [to life in prison], he turned to the families of the victims he killed, and said, “This hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. F—- all of you,” before flicking them off. As if this sick waste of human life couldn’t get any more disgusting. AND NOW, FOR THE DAMN KICKER: This vile animal has somehow managed to fucking escape prison with a fellow inmate, and is currently on the run. I urge any and all of you to spread this info around and be fully aware of the tragedy this vermin has caused. He must be found and apprehended as soon as possible, and if I’ve made anyone more aware, I’ve helped this cause. I WANT HIM OFF THE STREETS AND AWAY FROM EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW INFURIATED I AM. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY OBSCENE LANGUAGE BUT I’M PISSED OFF AT THE AMERICAN JUSTICE SYSTEM AND THIS IS ONLY ANOTHER NAIL IN THE COFFIN.
he still breathing meanwhile Mike Brown is dead.
He is still breathing while thousands of innocent/unarmed/guiltless black people are deceased.
He’s trash and the fact that some weird ass people are fans over him is fucking disgusting.
Appreciation post: Pinkly Haner ▬ requested by:: adzyshads
Armageddon in Heaven (CONTENT WARNING)
Note: This fic contains some extremely disturbing content (the sexing-of-the-dead kind). I wouldn’t advise that the faint of heart read it. (I screamed and almost cried when I found this, and not many fic things bother me.) Against my better judgement, I’m going to link to this.
Author: Shinigami Mothman
Author’s summary: “An alternate ending of the series if Light were to win. The apocalyptic ending bathed in sin that should never occur. Oneshot Death anal blasphemy NECRO ALERT: DO NOT READ IF SQUEAMISH! Light and Mikami” T’s Summary: I don’t really need to say any more, but: Mikami and Light OOCness (to a most horrid degree), and abuse of Near’s dead body. Poor, poor baby.
I am so, so fucking sorry.
Excuse me while I go cry in the shower
I WAS TRYING TO FIND THIS ONE FANFIC AND I FOUND ONE THAT’S NECROPHILIA AND I’VE BEEN SCREAMING FOR TWO MINUTES
The meeting, The truth, The desicion
Author: writtingdeath Author’s summary: “When a young girl is humiliated in public a mysterious man comes to stand up for her. As the night goes on he discovers more about her then he thought. Days and days go by before the girl discovers the truth about the man. He is working for Kira! Now she must decide between helping the man and join Kira, or be killed by the man she put her trust into“ T’s summary: Mikami is completely OOC to the point where he’s unrecognisable and he falls in love with an original character. Note: There’s going to be a few more Death Note fanfictions (it’s my fandom, big woop!). I broke down during chapters 2/3 because the spelling/grammatical errors make it nearly impossible to read. Is the blonde Misa or Mello? I’ll let you decide. Make a desicion now, do you want to read this?
just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,
(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)
Just a city boy, shot by cops in south Detroit "He coulda had a gun hiding anywhere"
Bullshit, racists, Up and down the boulevard Trash cops, assholes in the night (it goes on and on and on and on)
My Immortal
author: XXXbloodyrists666XXX (a.k.a. Tara Gillesbie) summary: No plot. Protagonist screws every almost every guy in the Potterverse and attends MCR concerts. 1/3 of the fic is costume porn. Canon characters are almost unrecognisable.
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Read the crown jewel of badfics here.
one hangover after another
Author: writtingdeath Author’s summary: “a cute little fanfic of a hung-over girl and her suffering sober boyfriend.“ T’s summary: I can’t even tell you what this is about; I had no idea what was going on (toward the end).
Note: if anyone here understands anything that happens toward the end, please tell me what the fuck is happening and I will be forever in your debt.
you, like Mikami, will need a hangover after reading this.
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