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ā¦hey Harry Potter fans, weāre all in agreement that Dumbledore brought the Philosopherās Stone to Hogwarts in Harryās first year as a test to see whether Voldemort was paying attention and what sort of state he was in, now that Dumbledoreās chosen champion was old enough to hold a wand, right?
Like, Harry learns what magic is and itās time to start moving towards the full and final destruction of Tom Riddle Junior, so Dumbledore has a chat with his long-time alchemy friend whoās been keeping this thing safe for literally six centuries straight, and āborrowsā the easiest source of immortality he can find as bait for a trap to lure Voldemort out into the open so Dumbledore can get the lay of the land to prep for the next seven years.Ā This is canon, right?
This post just passed 50,000 notes, which is way more than I expected when I first made it, and can I just say, the tags and notes are full of so much vitriol against Dumbledore.Ā People loathe him so much.Ā I donāt think I ever realized how much before this!
I find that so interesting, because god knows Tumblr and fandom and fans at large tend to loveĀ tricksy bastards who play chess games in their heads.Ā Dumbledoreās far from the first old man who sent other people to die for his war.Ā Heās not the first character whoās manipulated kids, or raised children to be warriors because he believed they had to be.Ā Heās a long, long way from the first desperately flawed mastermind weāve seen.Ā But god, do fans hate Albus Dumbledore.
And I wonder: how much of that is because we feel like Dumbledore betrayed Harry, and how much of it is because we feel like Dumbledore betrayed us?
Most of us were so young when we started reading the Harry Potter books.Ā The world was magic and Harryās home was terrible, and a kindly old man with twinkling eyes and a white beard winked, and seemed to know everything in the world, and we thought heād promised to take care of each and every child given unto his care.Ā We thought that meant us too.
Thereās a thing that happens as kids grow up, when they begin to realize that their parents and the adults around them are flawed and broken and making things up as they go, and sometimes make very real mistakes.Ā Sometimes as grown-ups we find ways to forgive the adults that raised us for all the good and bad they did, and sometimes we cut them out of our lives forever.Ā But thereās always that feeling of betrayal, with the realization that a trusted adult did actually cause us harmāand not just because they used their best judgment and tried their best to protect us and it wasnāt enough, but because they decided something else was more important than our well-being and meant it.
As a human and a character, Albus Dumbledore is fascinating, flawed, fallible, with complicated priorities and a chess board for a brain, and heās motivated by guilt and big-picture thinking and ego and a very real desire to do good for the world in the broadest possible sense all at once.Ā As an adult that Harry trusted he failed rather badly, but itās up to Harry to decide how he feels about that, and Harry has plenty of complicated feelings of grief and forgiveness and self-sacrifice of his own.
WeĀ trusted Dumbledore to be the Good Adult.Ā The kindly man who had his studentsā best interests at heart.Ā And he wasnāt.Ā He wasnāt what he promised usĀ heād be, and I think thatās what so many readers canāt forgive him for.
Finally some good fuckinā Harry Potter discourse.
ā¦hey Harry Potter fans, weāre all in agreement that Dumbledore brought the Philosopherās Stone to Hogwarts in Harryās first year as a test to see whether Voldemort was paying attention and what sort of state he was in, now that Dumbledoreās chosen champion was old enough to hold a wand, right?
Like, Harry learns what magic is and itās time to start moving towards the full and final destruction of Tom Riddle Junior, so Dumbledore has a chat with his long-time alchemy friend whoās been keeping this thing safe for literally six centuries straight, and āborrowsā the easiest source of immortality he can find as bait for a trap to lure Voldemort out into the open so Dumbledore can get the lay of the land to prep for the next seven years.Ā This is canon, right?
This post just passed 50,000 notes, which is way more than I expected when I first made it, and can I just say, the tags and notes are full of so much vitriol against Dumbledore.Ā People loathe him so much.Ā I donāt think I ever realized how much before this!
I find that so interesting, because god knows Tumblr and fandom and fans at large tend to loveĀ tricksy bastards who play chess games in their heads.Ā Dumbledoreās far from the first old man who sent other people to die for his war.Ā Heās not the first character whoās manipulated kids, or raised children to be warriors because he believed they had to be.Ā Heās a long, long way from the first desperately flawed mastermind weāve seen.Ā But god, do fans hate Albus Dumbledore.
And I wonder: how much of that is because we feel like Dumbledore betrayed Harry, and how much of it is because we feel like Dumbledore betrayed us?
Most of us were so young when we started reading the Harry Potter books.Ā The world was magic and Harryās home was terrible, and a kindly old man with twinkling eyes and a white beard winked, and seemed to know everything in the world, and we thought heād promised to take care of each and every child given unto his care.Ā We thought that meant us too.
Thereās a thing that happens as kids grow up, when they begin to realize that their parents and the adults around them are flawed and broken and making things up as they go, and sometimes make very real mistakes.Ā Sometimes as grown-ups we find ways to forgive the adults that raised us for all the good and bad they did, and sometimes we cut them out of our lives forever.Ā But thereās always that feeling of betrayal, with the realization that a trusted adult did actually cause us harmāand not just because they used their best judgment and tried their best to protect us and it wasnāt enough, but because they decided something else was more important than our well-being and meant it.
As a human and a character, Albus Dumbledore is fascinating, flawed, fallible, with complicated priorities and a chess board for a brain, and heās motivated by guilt and big-picture thinking and ego and a very real desire to do good for the world in the broadest possible sense all at once.Ā As an adult that Harry trusted he failed rather badly, but itās up to Harry to decide how he feels about that, and Harry has plenty of complicated feelings of grief and forgiveness and self-sacrifice of his own.
WeĀ trusted Dumbledore to be the Good Adult.Ā The kindly man who had his studentsā best interests at heart.Ā And he wasnāt.Ā He wasnāt what he promised usĀ heād be, and I think thatās what so many readers canāt forgive him for.
Finally some good fuckinā Harry Potter discourse.
no offense but two characters running from the authorities and then one of them pulls the other in a dark, small alley to shake them off and theyāre both breathing hard and thereās not much space there and theyāre looking at each other while trying to hold back chuckles and one of them brings their finger to their lips playfully in a āshhhā motion while smirking and oh no now theyāre looking at one anotherās lips and one of them whispers āi think the coast is clear now. we could leave.ā and the other says āyeah. we could.ā but theyāre still looking at the other personās lips and neither make a move to go and they can feel each otherās breath against their skin and. y eah
My Immortal the web seriesĀ
Iāve been thinking about @myimmortalseries and decided to grab the first drawing I did of Violet Riddle ( @ccmeeks) and redraw it so here it is!Ā Still one of my favorite characters.
left is from 2014 and the right 2018.
canāt you just hear arcade fireĀ
one of the v. important things the movies missed about ron is just like, how down to fight he was at all times. like not even duel just he was always ready to physically beat the shit out of people who insulted his family or friends and WOULD if no one stopped him.
there are so many points in the books where its just casually dropped inĀ āand so Harry and/or Hermione had to physically restrain Ronā usually from Malfoy but if Harry or Hermione werenāt paying attention it becameĀ āand so Ron punched Malfoy in the faceā.Ā
Like, Ron cursing Malfoy for calling Hermione Mudblood wasnt just a one off thing like every time he did that in the future when Ron was there it was likeĀ āron had to be stopped from ending Malfoyās lifeā just thrown in there. Same for any other severe insults.
My absolute favorite instance of this is in the first book when theyāre just watching a Quidditch game and Malfoy just starts bothering Ron and Hermione during it and is finally likeĀ āman its pretty funny how the Gryffindor quidditch team is recruited based on pity like yāknow Potter has no parents, Weasleyās brothers have no money they should include Longbottom for having no brainsā and Ron just flings himself at Malfoy and starts punching him and rolling around under the bleachers and Neville is likeĀ āuh shit i guess i better fight CRABBE AND GOYLE BOTH AT ONCE so they donāt go after himā (very underrated moment of courage from Neville he knew he had no chance but he just went for it honestly almost more impressive than confronting Voldemort in book 7)
and theyāre just fighting for like twenty minutes and Hermione doesnāt even notice because she was so focused on tuning Malfoy out and watching the game and when its over she looks around likeĀ āwhereād ron goā and then later its mentionedĀ āHarry sees Ron and his face is covered in blood and heās likeĀ āGOOD JOB WINNING THE GAME HARRY I GAVE MALFOY A BLACK EYE SO WE BOTH DID GREAT THINGS TONIGHT oh btw i have detention for a week and nevilleās unconcious but they say heāll be fineā.
Ron is ride or die and will fight u for $0 yāallĀ
Harry Potter and the Bisexual Awakening - Part One of Three A very slight adjustment to That Scene featuring a smol grumpy Harry and a tol, very helpful Cedric. (And a dodgy use of the dialogue from the movie mostly, too)
Does anyone remember fanfiction from like 2001 to 2004 tho?
-wacky, highly out of character āsleepoversā with the villains of the series
-not bothering to research the culture the series originated from (we live in Japan but for some reason weāre celebrating a westernized version of Christmas?)
-sugar highs??? the entire cast has eaten sugar and now randomness ensues!!1!
-really surreal oneshots taking a completely illogical idea to the highest possible level played completely for laughs (re: maybe Harry was so good at flying because He Was A Broom All Along)
-user guides for characters (as if theyāre adoptable robots)
-disclaimer at the beginning of the story, end of the story, used as page breaks in the middle of the story I DO NOT OWN THIS PLEASE DONāT SUE IāM DIRT POOR
-authorās notes at the beginning of the story, end of the story, used as page breaks in the middle of the story, LOL I WROTE THIS AT ONE IN THE MORNING PLEASE REVIEW
-nutshell/condensed retellings of the series, again usually humorous
-AUs where everything except the main characterās names are completely different that have no real connections to the series (High School AUs are EVERYWHERE)
-The writerās favourite character isnāt dead and the rest of the cast questions it once and then never mentions it again
-the writer talking to the characters in script form before the story actually starts
āR/R! Donāt like, donāt read! Flames will be fed to (insert fandom reference here) XP XDā
-truth or dare fic where all the characters are in a game show kinda thing where the commenters get to send in requests for the next chapter
-ā100 ways to annoy xā
-songfic w the lyrics right in there
-random google translate Japanese
-self inserts EVERYWHERE
Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But hereās the thing:
Ron is 12 years old.
Ron stole a car.
Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.
I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? Thatās what I thought. Bitch.
Harry woke up at 3 am, wrote this, and went back to sleep.
no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all doĀ
I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
I mean, I thought I was only ever going to be friends with other gothic people, and gothic people donāt really have friends. Just Dark Acquaintances in the Black Parade.
āare you watching that my immortal web series again?ā yes. yes i am.
i had one of those weird Media Cravings where you really really wanna watch a certain thing but dont know what it is BUT WHAT I WANTED TO WATCH WAS My Immortal (The Web Series) on ytube
this series is so fuckin good!!!!!
we joke but like 72% of the stuff from Enonyās wardrobe actually sounds like it would look super cool. a short ripped dress that says ANARCHY on the front in blood red letters? bitchin. a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front? totally. a black leather bra and thong? maybe not.