favorite word? ⁽ᵉᶦʳᵈ ᵃˡ⁾
favorite word? ⁽ᵉᶦʳᵈ ᵃˡ⁾
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
occasionally subtle
Sade Olutola

JVL
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Misplaced Lens Cap
ojovivo

Andulka

izzy's playlists!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

#extradirty
Cosimo Galluzzi
wallacepolsom
trying on a metaphor
will byers stan first human second
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@is-your-post-weird-al
favorite word? ⁽ᵉᶦʳᵈ ᵃˡ⁾
favorite word? ⁽ᵉᶦʳᵈ ᵃˡ⁾
congratulations, your ask is weird al!
script idea
Weird Al: …who are you? And why do you look just like me? What is it that you want?
Robot: I am "Weird AI" Yankovic. This world needs a “Weird Al” to make pretty freaking epic song parodies. Am programmed to replace you seamlessly after death. Never tire. Can write funny song with 97 percent accuracy. Surrender the flesh.
Weird Al: Oh yeah? No machine can just write a hit song, or re-write it with the lyrics changed to have some jokes about gherkins which are actually quite clever in my opinion. Hit me with your best shot.
Robot: Take the popular song [“All Ab%out That B%ass”] Replace the word [B%ass] with [B%aste]. It is now about subject [Turkeys]. Release on Thanksgiving.
Weird Al: fuck
@is-your-post-weird-al
script idea
Weird Al: …who are you? And why do you look just like me? What is it that you want?
Robot: I am "Weird AI" Yankovic. This world needs a “Weird Al” to make pretty freaking epic song parodies. Am programmed to replace you seamlessly after death. Never tire. Can write funny song with 97 percent accuracy. Surrender the flesh.
Weird Al: Oh yeah? No machine can just write a hit song, or re-write it with the lyrics changed to have some jokes about gherkins which are actually quite clever in my opinion. Hit me with your best shot.
Robot: Take the popular song [“All Ab%out That B%ass”] Replace the word [B%ass] with [B%aste]. It is now about subject [Turkeys]. Release on Thanksgiving.
???
@is-your-post-weird-al
congratulations, your post is weird al! (x5)
Opinion on public transit
Opinion on public transit
sorry, your ask is not weird al :[ (0/7)
"cold showers are better for you" WRONG! SCALDING HOT SHOWERS FOREVER!!!!!!!! 🚿🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿💧💧💧💧💦🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿💧💧💦💦🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿♨️♨️💧💦💦♨️🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"cold showers are better for you" WRONG! SCALDING HOT SHOWERS FOREVER!!!!!!!! 🚿🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿💧💧💧💧💦🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿💧💧💦💦🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿♨️♨️💧💦💦♨️🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry, your post is not weird al! :[ (2/7)
i love weird al!
I love weird al!
congratulations, your ask is weird al!
need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
#the mouse after you give him a cookie
sorry, your post is not weird al :[ (4/7)
With each gimmick blog I come across, my day gets a lot better
With each gimmick blog I come across, my day gets a lot better
congratulations, your ask is weird al!
Of course I’ll reblog your post for you. I know you only have 26 followers and you need my big follower count for your posts to get any traction. Oh! My mutuals are already starting to like it, maybe this will be the time they follow you back
#SmallBlogHumuliation #SmallBlog #T4T #Hypnodomme
Of course I’ll reblog your post for you. I know you only have 26 followers and you need my big follower count for your posts to get any traction. Oh! My mutuals are already starting to like it, maybe this will be the time they follow you back
congratulations, your post is weird al!
la driew
la driew
sorry, your ask is not weird al :[ (1/7)
What would you do if a post had an image of Weird Al but no actual Weird Al in the text?
What would you do if a post had an image of Weird Al but no actual Weird Al in the text?
congratulations, your ask is weird al! (2x)
The real answer is: an image of weird al does not make a post weird al
Hoo hoo!
Hoo hoo!
sorry, your ask is not weird al :[ (0/7)
i love the concept of sleeveless turtlenecks. suns out guns out. except. it is a little bit chilly. my neck is a little bit chilly
You know those exist primarily to hide hickeys, right?
u linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,
i was expecting a source into the history of sleeveless turtlenecks and the involvement of hickeys in their origin but u just linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,,,,,
i love the concept of sleeveless turtlenecks. suns out guns out. except. it is a little bit chilly. my neck is a little bit chilly
You know those exist primarily to hide hickeys, right?
u linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,
i was expecting a source into the history of sleeveless turtlenecks and the involvement of hickeys in their origin but u just linked the wikipedia article for hickeys,,,,,,,,,
congratulations, your post is weird al! (2x)
how come they make you reinvent the concept of dinner every evening. I have to make dinner come true every evening like some kind of unpaid genie intern
how come they make you reinvent the concept of dinner every evening. I have to make dinner come true every evening like some kind of unpaid genie intern
sorry, your post is not weird al :[ (6/7)
well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
sorry, your post is not weird al :[ (6/7)
it's called one william dollars because it's. bills:)
it's called one william dollars because it's. bills:)
sorry, your post is not weird al :[ (3/7)
Sometimes you gotta do the opposite of what your brain thinks your about to do to keep the hoes guessing
This is genuinely about to be my reason for doing homework
Don't do this to me
Okay that's enough now guys hahahah
first gimmick blog to enter the ring. have a feeling i won't be the last.
Denmark you have betrayed me
Blub blub >:D
(I am your pet fish from 3rd grade, prepare for revenge via notes)
Sometimes you gotta do the opposite of what your brain thinks your about to do to keep the hoes guessing
This is genuinely about to be my reason for doing homework
Don't do this to me
Okay that's enough now guys hahahah
first gimmick blog to enter the ring. have a feeling i won't be the last.
Denmark you have betrayed me
Blub blub >:D
(I am your pet fish from 3rd grade, prepare for revenge via notes)
congratulations! your post is weird al!
passports…should not expire
actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all
i love it here
Me when I'm about to do a terrorism but I am stopped by a cop asking for my passport
passports…should not expire
actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all
i love it here
Me when I'm about to do a terrorism but I am stopped by a cop asking for my passport
sorry! your post is not weird al (6/7)