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[i-am-a-fish]

How many vampires do you think you could take

four

[isaaccorpceo]

But what kind of vampire

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 4

Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Voting ended onJul 6

[isaaccorpceo]

Wow. 50/50 is crazy. 74k people too.

[butchyena]

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

[isaaccorpceo]

I think it is immensely amusing when an ad says smthn like “see this thing all the buzz is about” and then shows you something you have never heard anyone so much as offhandedly mention

[dotty-literati]

One year retrospective

[isaaccorpceo]

This makes me extremely happy and satisfied

[redstonedust]

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

[anremithrl]

Me with THREE blankets and still thinking "this is too cold" and it's like 290 K.

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

If you're cold with three blankets and an ambient temperature of 290K you might need an external heat source and/or something to eat and movement.

[anremithrl]

Yeah. People joke I'm a reptile. I require heat. I'm almost always feeling very cold. I should also... eat more. I am probably deficient in necessary things.

[mageglassess]

I'm the opposite, if it is ever above 16 Réaumur i will immediately start complaining loudly

I was not built for even the mildest of temperatures but i love the cold

[shreekofjoy]

I LOVE the cold. Granted, 527 Rankine is usually what I consider to be quite cold, but still.

Heat is just a fact of life I have to deal with, and so don't particularly care

[stormlightsnorter]

Did I miss the new heat measurements update?????????? Is this a bit?????? Am I stupid????????

[isaaccorpceo]

Why I was thinking the same thing

[markrosewater]

Hi Mark!

Today is my birthday, and I wonder if you have any cool trivia about rabbits in Magic? Any bunny-related funny story?

Thanks!

We did a series of commercials back in the day. We told the ad agency they could choose any creatures they wanted to use for the commercial. They chose Kezzerdrix. Wanting to capitalize on the commercial we ended up making Vizzerdrix as Kezzerdrix wasn’t a good card for beginners.

Happy Birthday!

[isaaccorpceo]

…why did the ad agency choose that card? What possessed the ad agency to make that decision?

[echoingcave]

Roshar is crab planet. Crab is Roshar

have this beautiful ketek I wrote on the spot while chatting about Stormlight

[thickness-protection-program]

According to fox entertainment this is who we should be afraid of. I didn't know who Francesca Hong was 10 minutes ago but thankfully now I'm aware of this monster and her monsterous policies

[isaaccorpceo]

it’s so funny how bad the right is now. Like a while ago there was discourse but now the discourse is human rights.

[stephdefenderuntilidie]

Cosmere Fight Bracket

Round 1 (part 13)

Shallan

Taln

Voting ended onJun 26

[isaaccorpceo]

Who tf said shallan could beat taln?

[winged-hussar43]

I really appreciate how the moral implications of killing Sadeas was basically swept under the rug because everything was just better almost immediately.

Imagine being such a D1 asshole the moral dilemma of your murder turns into a shrug and move on.

[isaaccorpceo]

someone in real life comes to mind. well known guy. in a position of authority. if anyone wants to take matters into their own hands feel free

[inolienkiki]

Don’t worry everyone, this isn’t really a Tumblr post, it’s just a random Discord screenshot

[isaaccorpceo]

…..this was me? I was so shocked to see this. It was in response to him deleting a tumblr post comparing lightsong to hozier.

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

this is the map they use to determine congressional districts

[beardedmrbean]

[isaaccorpceo]

in case the cakes explode

[beardedmrbean]

[isaaccorpceo]

Yup

[the-big-mood]

[isaaccorpceo]

bro this baby is going to be so confused

and maybe bullied