Mage Glassess

Asexual pair of glasses What's a ... gender? I do enjoy me a bit of nerding Insert complaint about the Abysmal speed of light here Just about every nerd stereotype in a box

[revivivivify]

[freak-phone]

I get asked a lot for tips with coloring black people, so i put together a little tutorial! (and bumps my kofi if you found this helpful)

[siffrin-enthusiast-deactivated2]

which mutual am i? ask game

[shadow27]

[hymnsofheresy]

"we live in an uncaring universe"

false. i care very deeply. am i not a part of this infinite universe?

[existennialmemes]

"We live in an uncaring universe" factoid is actually a statistical error. Most conscious beings in the universe care a lot. Capitalism Georg who runs on suffering and eats the hopes and dreams of the entire earth is actually an outlier and should not have been counted.

[i-like-reblog-maps]

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

It would be really funny if I became the kind of lesbian who works at a hardware store.

[1kit]

Wonderful places, hardware stores

[flamesong-the-mysterious]

I love going to hardware stores because of all the lesbians with colorful hair and piercings :] part of the experience 

[eightglass]

hardware stores also have allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods, and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats, and bug deflectors trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

[flamesong-the-mysterious]

You just reminded me that I need spackle.

Also don’t forget about the plants :] aka my mom’s bribery tool for when she needs to grab something while I’m in the car

[achillbeing]

WEIRD AL REFERENCE SPOTTED

Idk how to do the flaming text and I can't afford a 15-minute sidequest rn

[mageglassess]

I got u

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Shallan: "It's Pride month, Fire. You know what that means."

Stick: "I am a Stick"

[starsinoursystem]

this pride month I'm gonna need everyone to be radically pro transgender and also pro intersex and also pro ace and aro spec peoples thanks

[rat-thingo]

gender is a scam made by bathroom companies to sell you more bathrooms

[1kit]

Jokes on them, they’d sell more bathrooms if they made individual bathrooms

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

It would be really funny if I became the kind of lesbian who works at a hardware store.

[1kit]

Wonderful places, hardware stores

[flamesong-the-mysterious]

I love going to hardware stores because of all the lesbians with colorful hair and piercings :] part of the experience 

[eightglass]

hardware stores also have allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods, and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats, and bug deflectors trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

[flamesong-the-mysterious]

You just reminded me that I need spackle.

Also don’t forget about the plants :] aka my mom’s bribery tool for when she needs to grab something while I’m in the car

[scienceviewscreen]

Project Hail Mary // Incorrect quotes 3/?

Bonus:

[ankle-beez]

me and my army of six to seven trans and gay furries on our way to defend the digital circus finale (we're the only ones who seemingly had enough media literacy skills left to understand what it was saying)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

there is even more of a nonzero chance of deltarune tomorrow than usual and I am a little bit scared

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

DELTARUNE JUNE 24!!!!!!!!!!!

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

I still need to finish chapters 3 and 4 🥹 I rage quit the minigames because I was absolutely horrid at them but YAY!!!

[inferno-the-skywing]

Have you considered rebranding?

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

to what?

[mageglassess]

deltarune, presumably

[awzominator]

@murderbot-maladies-event day 3 but w day 2 prompt of Gunshot wound

I know it doesn’t wear amor anymore but listennnnnnn it looks cooolllll

[meangirlnurse]

oh my god

[meangirlnurse]

[smallbabywerewolf]

[highly-invested]

The funny part is I don't even ship Kalmoash, mostly because I think it's a case where one of them becomes a completely new guy to make the story work. But goddamn if I'm not interested in the guys you just created. So often I'll see a post like. "Hey it's Kaladin and Moash, but from the Sexlight archives that everyone seems to have access to."

[tieflingkisser]