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Hi there. My blog's pretty much just bullshit. ❤️@scixphilia❤️

[m86-deactivated20171116]

Archeologists In Egipt Find The Extremely Rare Pussy Bone

[slab-o-meat]

*mediates on Pussy Bone from Egipt*

[pugzman3]

Rushing the field just went to another level, and it is brilliant.

[bladelei]

THIS is what i want during sports breaks instead of commercials

[were--ralph]

i would watch a fucking year of this

[robotblues]

the brothers Area

[friend-crow]

[birds-in-posts]

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

[beardedmrbean]

A skilled artisan is a joy to witness

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[brexitfc]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men.

And me.

[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[steelydanyaoi]

freak as fuck sign

[plaguedocboi]

I miss my leeches for all the normal pet reasons but I also miss being able to use them as a one-hit death blow to end stupid conversations. Whenever I defend the ecological importance of parasites someone will inevitably crawl up and go “well I bet you wouldn’t feel that way if you had them” and oooooo boy let me tell you. It was so fun to hit back with “I DO” and then whip out my phone and show them 30 pictures of my fucking Worms

[tobi-the-minnow]

What were your leeches named?? Please i need to know please please tell me about your leeches oh my god

[plaguedocboi]

Wormitha, Burrito, Chungus, Chocolate Chip and Squish Baby. I collectively called them The Squish Squad

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

You guys need to see this because my brain has decided "have you heard of seventy dollars??" is a widely known meme I can reference regularly (it is not)

[threedollarsdotcom]

gets corrupted and unsaveable like a text file

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[ravenfleesfire]

Fictional country: average fantasy

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]

[krshush]

Oh, yeah, I wonder how that map's progressed si--wait MISHA COLLINS?

[malibuklaus]

[milkshakebun]

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[sapphire-wine]