Izzy

22. NJ. Equestrian and adventurer. Part time nerd. Trying to figure out this post-grad life!

[calms]

idky i found this so funny 

[i-times-two]

The reasons why women take so long in the shower

1. We have a lot of body parts that need shaving. 2. Conditioner needs time to soak in. 3. We use the warm water to heat up our ice-cold hearts. 4. Karaoke.

[thecitricacidcycle]

5. Avoiding your shit

[cute-overload]

[housewifeswag]

look at dis rolly baby

[420moshdad]

its a wrinkle

[parksandfluff]

[usershays]

[isabellafrancesca]

BABY DUCHOVNY. my heart...

[scavengerhuntsman]

this is the single greatest line of dialogue that has ever or will ever exist im so glad the big bang happened and life progressed to the exact line of circumstances that allowed this to happen

[foodfinisher]

[xxlove4evaxx]

[amuseoffyre]

[logansfavoritegirl]

IT GOT BETTER

[vicious-seamonkey]

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

the new jurassic park movie looks great

[klingonsarecute-deactivated2015]

It’s really awful when people take advantage your inability to fully explain your thoughts due to difficulty translating thoughts into speech/words and use it to say they’re right because they can articulate their shitty view better.

[africant]

[shatteredgesglisten]

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

[goodassdog]

[memewhore]

[teesadutta]

Each seat in the car comes with a specific job.

[squarepeglife]

add navigator role to shotgun

[carnationinstantbutch]

Backsea’s job is to nap and remind front seat people that bathroom breaks are a thing and if they won’t listen you WILL PEE IN THEIR CAR.

[deadmomjokes]

Also, backseat becomes the keeper of any children or animals on the trip. Also, they’re in charge of distributing snacks.

[realisticallyhopeful]

ridelaughlove I think this is crucial information

[leslie-knopes]

top 20 parks characters (as voted by our followers) 8: Chris Traeger

I take care of my body above all else. Diet, exercise, supplements, positive thinking. Scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. I believe I am that human being.

[moments-of-defeat]

you should find someone that makes you feel like that moment in concerts when the artist enters the stage

[bilbobagginsirl]

You know, Guardians of the Galaxy was not the first film I’ve watched in which Vin Diesel voiced a character that barely spoke and yet destroyed me with a single line of dialogue

need I remind you