[ourstrangeduet]

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

[retardedbitches]

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

[stability]

[teenscoolest]

follow teenscoolest for more!

[alva-alice]

[bob-belcher]

Me: is this job really worth it????

My bills:

[theklaud]

[intrapersonality]

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

[lunchparade-deactivated20201030]

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

[onlytwitterpics]

[sacred-portal]

[dasiphora]

[thiscookiebitch]

[filthy-rat]

when it’s 3 am and you’re alone with your thoughts

[pr1nceshawn]

[juicemold]

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

[officiallybi-deactivated2022052]

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

[teenagerposts]

doctor: sir, i'm sorry. the results are in and i'm afraid you have updog

patient: wh- what's updog

doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital's intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT