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Greetings and salutations, my name is Isabelle Finley. I'm eighteen years old and I'm from West Bellbrooke. I'm a total computer nerd, and I love old school video games. You can usually find me attached to my Nintendo 64, GameCube or PS2. If I'm not hooked up to technology, I'm delivering pizzas and hating my entire existence. var sc_project=10565020; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="19d85ec0"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

[mannydelafuente]

Givin’ too many lap dances on your pizza runs? I told you that was gonna get you into trouble but who listens to Handy? It wouldn’t be so bad if you left that place though cause I fuckin’ miss pizza with our games and I’m sick of cleaning the soy sauce off the paddles. You can yell at me for free and I’ll even buy your nerd life book. 

[isabellefinley]

No one listens to Handy because that sounds super creepy and like, how many times do I need to tell you to stop calling yourself that? Except it’d be bad since I wouldn’t have a job and I kinda need the money, and Chinese food will always be superior to pizza. You’d probably be the only one to buy it, but I think I’ll skip the yelling since I can think of a load of better things to do instead.

[mannydelafuente]

Why you out here complain’ about getting an extra Jackson in your pocket? I’d let anyone yell at me if they were gonna pay me for that shit. You’re out here with the most entertain’ job out of anyone. Just sit back, enjoy them assholes, and write about it later in your memoirs.

[isabellefinley]

I’m so not complaining about the tip, just that it didn’t make any sense at all. Like, I was pretty sure she wasn’t gonna give me anything and then call my boss and I’d be fired since I’m kinda on my last warning. So if I give you a dollar, can I yell at you? I mean, I don’t think anyone would wanna read my memoir but I totally have a good name for it. Life Outside Hyrule: Tales of a Delivery Girl, which maybe isn’t that good after all....

[isabellefinley]

So today I had to deliver pizza to this woman who yelled at me for almost five minutes about how long it took for her delivery to get to her, even though I was totally on time, and then she tipped me an extra twenty. Then I show up at a house and this guy dressed as Dracula opens the door and like, acts like a total creep and accuses me of putting garlic in his food. He ordered garlic bread, so that’s kinda obvious.

Is today like, National Order Pizza If You’re A Total Weirdo Day or something?

[isabellefinley]

Text || Handyswan

Manny: I ain't goin' anywhere. Well, maybe back to jail. But y'know.

Manny: The flowers ain't dumb to me.

Manny: Rockets are ready to launch at your command.

Isabelle: You're not gonna go back there. No way.

Isabelle: Okay, fine. You can have the dumb flowers, and I'll pick. It's gonna end the same way.

Isabelle: Wait for my signal.

[isabellefinley]

Text || Handyswan

Manny: I'm still here, ain't I?

Manny: You're gonna come out somewhere.

Manny: Yeah, along with that comeback.

Isabelle: Yeah. I'm glad you are.

Isabelle: So I might as well just forget the dumb flowers and go with that.

Isabelle: Attention. Spaceship Swan is now within your proximity. Currently docking now. Request immediate attention.

[isabellefinley]

Text || Handyswan

Manny: Well, I mean, you savage but I still love you so, who cares?

Manny: Then I'll kiss you anywhere that I want to.

Manny: N00b.

Isabelle: Me?

Isabelle: So basically I'd come out winning either way?

Isabelle: 2005 called. It wants its word back.

[isabellefinley]

Text || Handyswan

Manny: Let me just hastily put away my Savage Garden track I was gonna play you, cause you already savage asf.

Manny: I'll kiss you wherever you want if you do.

Manny: I'll set the engines to vibrate.

Isabelle: I hope you mean that as a good thing.

Isabelle: What if I don't?

Isabelle: Ugh, you win for now. I can't think of anything else.

[isabellefinley]

Text || Handyswan

Manny: I don't know what you've told those assholes you've dated before.

Manny: Well, if you wanna get all mushy on me then go for it. I'm more of an ancient flower kinda guy tbh.

Manny: What use are non thrustin' rockets to anyone?

Isabelle: Considering none of them lasted more than a couple of months, pretty sure it's obvious that I never told them that.

Isabelle: Yeah? If I'm ever in the Lanayru Desert, I'll get some for you.

Isabelle: Not a lot so you know, get them all fired up since I'm on my way now.

[isabellefinley]

Text || Handyswan

Manny: Who else do you fuckin' see me tellin' them that I love them? You and Puck are probably the only people I ever said that to and I only meant it to him in a "I wanna fuck you but don't buy me roses" kind of way.

Manny: It has no problem lifting off on its own. The ejection could probably use your help though.

Isabelle: Yeah, well, you're the only person I've ever said it to and you never figured that out so clearly we're both kinda dumb.

Isabelle: You want me to buy you roses? Because I mean, I could but I'd rather get to the whole pants off thing first.

Isabelle: I can totally help with that as long as all rockets are gonna be thrusting.

[isabellefinley]

Text || Handyswan

Manny: I'll get to work on it.

Manny: Houston, we have lift off.

Isabelle: I'm kinda starting to actually believe it, though. I never knew if it was like, just talk.

Isabelle: Don't I need to be there for there to be actual lift off?

[isabellefinley]

Text || Handyswan

Manny: How many times do I gotta tell you I'm in love with you for you to believe it?

Manny: I'll come up with something better. Does that mean that the pant removal is a go?

Isabelle: Maybe like, seventeen more times?

Isabelle: Do you even have to ask that? Obviously all systems are a go. Prepare for takeoff.

[isabellefinley]

Text || Handyswan

Manny: No, you asshole.

Manny: What if I promise to ask if you come here often after you orgasm?

Isabelle: I was allowed to be worried okay, jerkface.

Isabelle: I mean, that'd probably work better if I didn't know you were gonna say it, but I'll take it.

[isabellefinley]

Text || Handyswan

Manny: That would be why I led with the straightforward approach instead of usin' a pick-up line.

Isabelle: So I haven't like, ruined anything or whatever?

Isabelle: What if I wanted the lame pick-up line?

[isabellefinley]

Text || Handyswan

Manny: Come over and take off your pants.

Isabelle: Did you read my email?

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[isabellefinley]

[Delivered on Christmas Eve]

Isabelle,

Merry Christmas! I saw through your conversations online that Spyro kind of has a special place in your heart, so I hope that you like this!

Merry Christmas!

Love, 

Kacey

[mannydelafuente]

Yeah, well. Next time maybe we could not do that and just go straight for the chicken instead.

[isabellefinley]

Sure. Okay. We can totally do that. Chicken, no kissing. Got it.