eyes like a car crash

isaiah harper is an eighteen year old from australia. his father is dionysus, his alignment is true neutral, and, chances are, he doesn't like you. twitter | instagram | art

[isaiahharper]

zeke-montgomery:

[cleaning dishes in the kitchen when someone walks in and holds up a frying pan as protection] Sh-Shit….I almost hit you with a f-frying pan….

"What the fuck is wrong with you? All I did was walk in."

[isaiahharper]

loganvanderbeck:

Well, don’t you look dashing today?

"Stop."

[isaiahharper]

loganvanderbeck:

I-I think you need to back up, you’re melting my ice cream.

"No, I think the sun is melting your ice cream. Shut the fuck up."

[isaiahharper]

henley-smyth:

[is doing target practice and her arrow accidentally almost hits your character] Oops!

He stares at wherever the arrow finally lands for a long moment and then turns to face Henley. "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

[isaiahharper]

rhyanne-murphy:

[Rhyanne is in the mess hall, shooting skittles across the room with her sling shot.  The little candies make a little ding sound as it hits the window.  One accidentally strays and hits a passing camper and Rhyanne has to quickly cover her mouth to prevent herself from laughing.]

He glares at her. "Do you have a death wish?"

[isaiahharper]

mitch-parker:

[sighs] Can we go back to shore now?

"Yeah, whatever." He starts to wade back to the shore, dragging the surfboard with him.

[isaiahharper]

adelaideharper:

That zombie movie?

"Yeah. Have you seen it?"

[isaiahharper]

mitch-parker:

[shakes his head] I can’t tell you what to do Isaiah.  Personally, I think you’re happier with her, but if you don’t want to love her then I wouldn’t lead her on Iz …

"I'm not leadin' her on." He lets out a snort. "You suck at advice."

[isaiahharper]

mitch-parker:

[frowns] Oh.  Ummm … Then why even date her?

"I don't know."

"How about you tell me why. Because I don't understand what the fuck I'm doin'."

[isaiahharper]

mitch-parker:

[furrows his brow] Why?

"Because I don't want to."

[isaiahharper]

dalton-cross:

[stares back at him for a few moments then hypnotizes him] Give me the rest of the pack, then walk away.

He takes the pack out of his pocket and gives it to Dalton, his eyes glazed over. Then he starts to walk away. His cigarette dangles between two of his fingers.

[isaiahharper]

dalton-cross:

[crosses his arms] Last chance Isaiah.

He takes the cigarette out of his mouth and exhales smoke, still staring at Dalton.

[isaiahharper]

mitch-parker:

[holds on tightly to the board, panicking a little] Hey!  It was just a joke!

"It was a fuckin' stupid joke."  He settles and wets his lips. "I don't want to be in love with her," he says softly.

[isaiahharper]

adelaideharper:

Sure.

He picks up the board and starts walking back to the cabin. "World War Z."

[dalton-cross]

Not.  I’m still waiting for cigarettes.

[isaiahharper]

While he stares at Dalton, he takes a cigarette out, puts it in his mouth, and lights it. 

[dalton-cross]

Why would I do that when you’re so easy to talk to?

[isaiahharper]

"Are you leavin' or not."

[mitch-parker]

[shrugs] Well you if you think about her all the time then she definitely means something to you. [chuckles] Why?  You embarrassed?

[isaiahharper]

He jerks the surfboard toward himself slightly. "I will let you drown. I'm not embarrassed."