Tall idiot's goblin cave

Monkey.

[isdilsu]

Disco Elysium gdyby działo się we Wrocławiu

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[applestruda]

Hermitcraft's photographer

[zt2cans]

DELTARUNE TOMORROW

[coachplayer]

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[finalfroevo]

brushbuddy

[important-animal-images]

[memecatwings]

soju meme collection

[kuronecosan]

Ranma / らんま

[submalevolentgrace]

this guy gets it

[submalevolentgrace]

[lilyblisslys]

flirtatiously: you better cut it out, or I’ll coat you with a fine mist ;)

later, more sternly: hey. You better stop, or I won’t cover you with a fine mist.

[fleshengine]

I do sort of feel like posts are getting harder to glean meaning from these days.

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

[kadharonon]

…how does Jafar lose all his appeal to me if they make him buff.

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm sorry, let me know if this is better

[whiteyoda]

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits

[human-pet-they]

[pukicho]

disk case I'm currently working on, made in blendow

[pukicho]

Ohh hoh hoh. Made a wee lid as well.