Natrium's shitposting blog

If you think that stuff on my main blog is trash, just wait until you look down

[rexiedemibunny]

uhm… pleased to bleat you? 🐑

[rexiedemibunny]

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[fraseris]

no matter how bad things are going at least you aren't watching instagram reels right now

[latenightgasstationwalk]

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[redstonedust]

the whole "insulting someone based on their appearance is bad because it could indirectly hurt people you like who share that feature" is a good start for unlearning body shaming but i do think we need to go further and remind people that even if there was some physical trait that was magically 10000% exclusive to conservatives and creeps and nobody else ever had it, we still shouldnt be insulting them based on that. because the problem with them is not their appearance its their ideology and actions. by insulting their appearance you arent just indirectly insulting others who look like that, youre literally not making the correct point. stay on topic ya know.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

[killuazedykee]

[msbarrows]

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[sapphire--moonlight]

you all have to check out the rules if this wiki. theyre wild

Generally, you will be warned for breaking the rules a few times before you are banned. The first ban will likely be one week long, the seco

Throwing this one out as a fave. Didnt realize Animal Crossing was porn.

They also have a classification system aped from scp including a tier for character who nobody thinks are sexy. unsexy characters are allowed and if a character actually has sex thats too sexy for the sexman wiki

[sailatina3]

What on earth

[remanedur]

it's boobs wednesday ☝️

it's boobs wednesday ☝️

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[conqueringthenoodle]

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

[todays-xkcd]

NGS and IERS are complaining that they left CLEAR instructions to set the washing machine to WGS84 (G2296) instead of WGS84 (G730).

Latitude and Longitude [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[An image of the Earth showing most of Europe, Asia, Africa, and the Indian Ocean, with horizontal latitude lines and vertical longitude lines looking like a balloon tied tightly with string - like the lines are squeezed down into the surface.]

[Caption below the panel:] Bad news: NASA accidentally shrank Earth's latitude and longitude lines in the wash.

[didyougaming]

How excited are you for Gogurt Spaghetti?

Yum it's good

I don't believe in innovation or bettering humanity

Voting ended onJul 17

[didyougaming]

The results are in! And have been in but I've been very busy so I'm just getting to it now. 51.6% correctly answered, and for this you will each have 10,000 "points" added to your "score"! (This is a common way to denote gaming prowess.) For the 48.8% of you who decided to be Scornful Villains, you may find yourselves afflicted with a curse.

This wasn't as disappointing as the sandwich poll, so you can give yourselves a collective pat on the back for that! More gaming facts coming out soon maybe, I heard they actually released a few new video games recently.

[touchiesgoddess]

so fucking stupid that shaving doesn't make the hair stop growing there. i told you to stop that

[catmask]

crazy thang is whenever someone makes a post talkng about how xyz thing annoys them someone will always go 'oh so we're not even allowed to do [thing] anymore??' like no you literally can. that person just will not like you. if that is enough to stop you then its not that youre not allowed its that you are not capable of existing outside of the approval of others

[catmask]

why are you asking for permission. begging? are you a dog or a man

[catmask]

there it is

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. cause i'm trying to blow that ass out from coast to coast

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. cause i wanna make you squirt in all 50 states

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. because literally everybody has heard by now that i'm not allowed back at taco bell

[alyssadrawing]

the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles

[flightyfinch]

i think about this post at least once a week