i need more people to write soap as a math and science genius
like he is a human calculator. gaz shows it off as a party trick even though soap is the one actually doing something. like
“oy, look what my mate can do- soap, c’mere!”
and soap, who has done this a thousand times before, walks over.
“ok, ok- someone ask him a math problem. like- literally anything.”
someone gaz is talking to goes “uhh… seven radical three times the square root of nine,” and soap blinks a few times, stares at the ceiling for a moment, his fingers flick around a little, and about ten seconds later he says “forty-five thousand three hundred and sixty.”
and someone pulls out a calculator and goes, “holy shit, he’s right!”
and soap is just like “are you done now?” so that he can finally go back to shamelessly hitting on his lieutenant.
[ ID: a digital drawing of terrence (unordinary) on a blue background. he is holding his hand up to his face with a smirk. there is a speech bubble that says: "LMAO fan behavior". /END ID ]
[image id: a drawing of isen from unordinary. he's clutching his face with his eyes squeezed shut in distress. he's clicking his pen rapidly. the background is a vivid array of colours and scribbles. /end id]
[ id: a digital drawing of isen and blyke from unordinary. blyke is holding isen who has his legs wrapped around blyke's waist. blyke's text bubble reads, "i'm going to drop you." isen's text bubble reads, "no, you won't." there are three more versions with slightly different colourings/filters. /end id ]
[ IMAGE ID: a digital drawing of isen from unordinary, distressed, holding up a poster with a picture of remi and blyke that says 'have you seen them?' /END ID ]
here are my personal uno pride headcanons! they're just my own, and you're free to interpret the characters however you like, so long as you respect my own, too.
arlo- he/him, mlm agender. he doesn't really consider/align himself with the ideal or definition of a cis man, nor does he align with anything else, so he does... has no gender. i may be projecting tho. he likes men/mascs only. for a while he thought he was into women because he suffered from heteronormativity, but he's strictly mlm. sorry remlo, arlaine, and arlophina enjoyers, he enjoys men <3 /lh
john- he/him, bisexual. i think johns story works well with the idea of him coming from privledge, which means i think he kind of falls into being a cis guy. he did have a giant sexuality crisis courtesy of adrion tho
seraphina- they/she, unlabeled. sera does not give a fuck about her labels methinks. they aren't really concerned with it, because they know their own identity nd thats all they need.
blyke- he/they, pan. blyke fucks dude! and i dont mean he has sex, he is just a cool dude, yanno? they like whoever they like, and thats kind of all they need.
remi- she/they/it, bi. i love her your honour. remi is pretty open and cool ab their sexuality and gender, and totally believes non-binary people don't owe androgeny, so they dont give up their feminine fashion because of their gender.
isen- he/they, unlabeled. isen, on the other hand, doesn't label himself mostly because he doesn't really feel like anything fits. he tried a few, but nothing felt right, so he gave up. which is totally cool.
elaine- she/her, lesbian. elaine likes women and also probably has/had a crush on sera tbh. would narratively explain her urge to protect sera and her hatred for john a lot better than a crush on blondie.
cecile- they/she, bisexual. cecile is very much That Bitch, tbh, and we love her for it. she is the hot goth gf to isens golden retriever bf, either just in a besties way or in a romantic way. that bit is up to you.
but remember, these are just my headcanons! if you think differently thats whatever, but these are my own personal ideas!
if your entire blog revolves around a ship and all you do is talk about that ship and you shove that ship into everyone's faces and you focus only the ship rather than the characters themselves, please remove yourself from my general vicinity ^-^
facts! also, if you do really like a ship, please refrain from shouting about it in the tags or replies of someone else who likes a different ship.
like its not cute and frankly, it just makes you look pushy and invasive. besides let other people ship what they want, as long as its yanno... legal and doesn't hurt anyone.