la plus longue nuit du diable.

aesthetic sideblog for @allevils.

[iserpenti]

ALL THE INFORMATION IS ON THE TASK. a taskmaster sentence meme. edited for clarity. feel free to change pronouns if you want!

yes! i can die happy!

i'm not going against her. she's a wizard.

that ... shouldn't even be a sentence.

please don't take this away from me.

you've got no chutzpah.

my eyes are circles.

cows are made of milk.

the obvious thing to me was to let the bird fly.

that's exactly what a serial killer would say.

if i had that many diamonds, i wouldn't be here.

one thing you can't take away from me is that i had an absolutely lovely day.

all primary school teachers are the scum of the earth.

i was told to trust my instincts but my instincts are telling me to squeak like a bat.

i think star wars was filmed on a doorbell camera.

my telephone? that's personal to me?

you fucking mean to tell me that i stood, sweating, on one leg for twenty minutes?

there's a creature on me!

shall we stay a bit calm?

how close to death are you?

nice to know i'll never find love ... and to be reminded that the line stops with me.

i drink wine out of a petrol station. i shop in zara. i'm a basic bitch.

someone's been kicked out of the queen fan club!

i got hit by a football when i was nine.

couldn't give a shit.

i haven't been harnessed in ... months.

she's not dead, but it's no life, the way she is at the moment.

i've written off what you have in your mind as fair.

a four-slice toaster. someone's doing well.

if i can't see you, it's hiding.

[iserpenti]

IF YOUR SKIN DOESN'T CRAWL, IT'S ON TOO TIGHT! a black christmas (1974) sentence meme. edited for clarity and taken from the script. feel free to edit for your purposes.

[NAME], it's for you.

oh come on, i'm not drunk.

you're a real gold-plated whore, you know that.

you're a sexy idiot.

no, [NAME], that's the mormon tabernacle choir doing their annual obscene phone call.

i'm going to kill you!

i don't think you should provoke somebody like that.

listen, kid— this is a sorority house, not a convent!

i know a professional virgin when i see one.

i've never seen such garbage in all my life.

now i know what killed vaudeville.

it must have died in agony.

i haven't been to bed in three nights. i'm not in the mood to be playing games.

jesus, i wouldn't wear this to have my liver out.

isn't santa naughty?

ho, ho, ho, fuck.

for god's sake, [NAME]! don't you ever consider anyone but yourself?

it's probably just one of your boyfriends trying to tease you.

for a public servant, your attitude stinks.

you think it's my fault, don't you?

if she's dead, you're going to blame me!

that's what we're all thinking. why don't you just say it?

i don't give a shit. i'm sick of people insinuating things around here and never coming out and saying what they really mean.

i should have been smart like my sister and married a man with money.

it's okay, honey. i'm here. i'll take care of you.

my god, it's cold.

what do you want? why are you doing this?

we could be married and you could do anything you wanted to.

yeah, fellatio. one of the girls that was in this afternoon gave it to me.

i'm going to have you put in a home.

you're a selfish bitch.

i've been taking these pills for my cold and they knock me out.

will you be okay if i go up to bed?

i should be so lucky to have a stranger come into my room.

how did i get so drunk? i don't know what i'm trying to do to myself.

god, sometimes i really wonder what i'm doing.

i don't know why i act like that.

just why do i always drive people away? that's not what i want to do.

remember, it's christmas.

he's in the house! the calls are coming from inside the house!

[iserpenti]

GOOD MORNING, U.S.A.! an american dad sentence meme. edited for clarity. feel free to change pronouns if you want!

you harpooned me. i asked you to go get help, and you harpoon me.

your mother wouldn’t kiss me until our third date. it made the sex we had on the first two dates very impersonal.

i have the keys in my pocket, you stupid biiiitch—!

that's gross. that's a gross way to live.

any dumbass can have dumbass kids.

au revoir, les enfants! that means, "fuck you!"

i would love - LOVE - to explain it all to you, but we’re outta time.

boil water? what am i, a chemist?

he doesn’t talk to his father and his mother left before he was born.

from 7:08 to 7:09, i frantically eat grape nuts.

you are ugly, smelly, not fun and just my type. tell me what i have to do to make you fall in love with me.

floor spaghetti?

i did it again. i said something helpful and went past it.

you don't just 'sort of' become a disco ball.

i faked my own death once. twice if you count burning man.

[NAME], i haven't been entirely truthful with you.

are you really asking that to the guy who just last week killed 6 people over $19?

yes, i'm crying! he hit me with a chair!

i can tell by your lack of interest that i was joking.

because people make me mad all the time for being stupid about everything!

we can't just do whatever we want. we're parents. you don't think that every s single day of my life i want to do coke? but i can't, because i have pta tomorrow.

i hate you. i say that not out of anger but simply as a fact. it's 67 degrees outside and i hate you.

you won't like yourself but you'll laugh.

is that the "come back and kick me" whistle?

oh, them you can see! but me getting my ass kicked? off the radar!

is it weird i have a boner?

it'd be weird if you didn't.

i'm spiritual ... i'm terrified of ghosts!

he's dead, we have ten minutes.

it's a great business model if you're the devil.

you’re holding a gun to god’s head. i can’t think of a metaphor that’s better than this.

begone, drunken temptress! i shan't waste an ounce of weiner on you.

a world without children! future generations would thank us!

i don't remember doing ether. but then again, that's ether's signature move.

oh ho ho ho, you bitch. you didn't. stupid, stupid bitch doesn't even know she is going to get the best bottle of wine of her stupid bitch life.

get back in your house! get back in your damn house!

the bed in our cabin has a solid oak headboard and we're not leaving that lake until you get a concussion.

[iniziare]

Download: Adobe Photoshop 2025 (v26.5) / Windows

I come bearing the gift of piracy as an early Easter present! Welcome to the most recent (at the time of writing) version of Adobe Photoshop, which was released on March 27th of 2025. As per usual, have a peek at the note below, as it's there to help avoid the most common issue.

Authenticity popup? In case you get a message that says Photoshop needs to be licensed, or it will uninstall itself otherwise, please have a look at this fix! (Always uninstall previous Photoshop installations prior to installing a new one)

Step 1: Download the file from my Google Drive, or Mega.nz Step 2: When done downloading, unzip it (Windows can do it for you, but I personally use a program called 7ZIP) anywhere on your PC, even your desktop works fine, and yes, you can delete it when you're done with all of these steps. Step 3: Go into the unzipped folder, click 'Setup', and Photoshop's usual installation window will pop up. Install it as per your preferences (if you aren’t too tech-savvy, don’t worry, you can leave the default installation options as they are and all will be fine). Step 4: Hit 'Launch', and well— enjoy your copy of Photoshop! (Step 5: I would absolutely love you if you could spare a reblog of this post, which is not even for my own sake, but for anyone else who might be looking to obtain a copy of Photoshop!)

If in the unlikely event that you do run into any sort of issue of any kind, my DMs and askbox are always here for you, so don’t be shy, I promise I’ll welcome you with chocolate and fruit.

While I don’t request for anything in return outside of a like if this helped you (or ideally, a reblog so that others can find this), I was asked in the past whether I had a Ko-fi, so I set one up back in the day. It’s not required at all, but it’s always appreciated. 🤍

[geryone]

Good Monster, Diannely Antigua

[toiich]

Fetish - by David Lynch and Christian Louboutin