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[sirvonbismarck]

[drakemohkami]

I miss Tumblr.

Anywho, here’s a bunch of clean stuff from a furry inflation thread over on 4Chan; sorry I can’t post the good stuff.

[wet-monsoon]

part of me believes that if you have a weird kink, it’s tolerable as long as it isn’t like… absolutely disgusting/harmful… but then again, i was just contacted by the notorious Deviantart White Bread Fetish guy who wanted me to draw a plump rich blonde blue-eyed white woman with huge titties stuffing her shopping cart full of white bread and i do have to wonder… how much? how much am i willing to tolerate? 

at what point do i just give up?

[ishipmyotp]

I’m sorry the who now

[wet-monsoon]

there’s a guy who sends artists vague commission requests, and upon the artist asking what he has in mind he proceeds to send a detailed request about rich women shopping in a grocery store full of expensive wonder bread and overflowing their carts with it

i dunno if any of the artists he ropes in know that it’s a fetish thing but i knew right away. upon reading it i was like “waaaaait this sounds like that one guy from DeviantArt that was obsessed with wonder bread” and, lo and behold, 

[microsoft-zune]

Okay so I looked on the page and apparently this guy is also very interested in busty white women destroying the environment, specifically with chainsaws

[garbage-empress]

I just realized this guy is probably The Onceler

[segasataanshirou]

HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT THE BOTTOM RIGHT IMAGE IS OF A WOMAN WITH A FUCKING WONDER BREAD CHAINSAW

[segasataanshirou]

wait a minute isn’t this the guy whos commission was REJECTED BY FUCKING SHADMAN

[salancholy-deactivated20201117]

WHAT

[officialfist]

THE PLOT FUCKING THICKENS

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

What the fuck do you have to ask for to make Shadman back the fuck up?

[pinkestpunk]

Hey yeah I actually know this guy, and like, have talked with him.

[joyfulattic]

please share your conversation with him or something like i desire to know what kind of guy he is

[pinkestpunk]

He absolutely was not just a normal guy with a weird kink. This shit was his life pretty much.

He had lots of talk about consumerism, slavery, and capitalism and why there were all good things. Almost to the point of a religion to him. He tried talking to me about his commission of a comic of, I believe, Asami cutting down a rainforest and industrializing it, and like weird undertone of loving sandwhiches. Everything he talked about in this aspect came down to sandwhiches with him.

He has spent thousands of dollars if not more on commissions for Asami abusing Korra

Asami owning a sandwich factory and slave labor

Blonde women own sandwhich factories and cutting down large expanses of forests

And the list goes on to other really strange stuff, but none of it inherently sexual

The only time I’ve known something sexual was his commission for shadman, which was, to the best of my memory, him asking Shadman to draw Korra and Asami abuse porn with like focus on Korra having a limp dick, that’s the most I remember from the screenshots he showed of his conversation with shadman, which he did show off and talk about how unprofessional shadman was for refusing to draw his commission.

The way he fucking talks is just something mind blowing to see a man this far stuck in his own little hole.

On a more dark and serious subject, he has been fired from his job and possibly disowned from his family for this kinda stuff. He talked about assaulting, sexually assaulting, and insulting the race or sexuality of his coworkers. People caught on he was kinda fucked up, and emailed his boss over that stuff and got him fired. I got to watch as he complained about it and the entire forum that he was on talking about it blew up for a good solid 2 hours over how fucked up this guy is for thinking he did nothing wrong, and him insulting everyone. It was absolutely bonkers.

Please do not give Murrlogic commissions, his money isn’t worth being associated with this man. Over all he is a very disgusting person and while it’s fun to point and laugh, he is really not someone who should be given the time of day.

[aj-lethal]

hoooooly fuck that’s like 9 layers of batshit

[mamizouofficial]

Shit…. talk about a fuckin rabit hole worth of crazy…

[draconic-cuddles]

Okay, I take back what I said on my last reblog. I have not seen weirder.

[diesetdown]

Alright know that i think about it i’m like 80% sure i’ve talked to this guy on a wrestling board before and i’m extremely disturbed to see him being mentioned here in the third person.

[spdy4]

Well, this was certainly a roller coaster of “WTFs”

[pswkua2]

Pic Set Aug 2019 Goop theme

12 pics of Goop / Slime bound

Posted using PostyBirb

[snapscube]

A summary of last night’s stream with @paperboxhouse​

[starlightshoe]

mim. *hearty laugh* sos. kay, now let me-HOW AM I GONNA GET MIM WHEN I ONLY HAVE A BUCKAYEYUP? well you gotta SUCC and you gotta SUCC ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ SUCC  ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ seis. I CAN’T SEIS, I’M DWITCH. not with that attitude you 𝖇𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖚𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖋. [break for chuckling]       DON’T YOU CALL ME A FRrᵣ rᵣʳᵣᵣ ₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃᵃₐ ᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵧʸᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸ I’M SWIS. you better. FUF. and then, you better BRRROOB, cause if you don’t BROOB, you’re NOTHING but a NOTHING and then the NOTHING becomes a NOTHING and then you’re NOTHING as a 𝓙𝓞𝓙 and then you’re NOTHING 𝓢𝓞𝓢 and then you think you’re thatthe top and you’re the Bottom and you’re a 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚖 and youRearAvoovavoovavsusadSON. shis. I’ve been epIC, pa-

[hashtagyorlosalfie]

I… I legitimately can’t tell, did someone do sentence mixing on this clip or are they just somehow doing the most dead-on impression of sentence-mixing shitposting to ever be captured on audio?

[possqueen]

they are actually doing dead on impressions of YTP mixing and they did this for like a solid hour

[underappreciatedart]

butt reference

source

[artist-central-deactivated20140]

I LOVE MY BOOTYYYYYY.

[kudalyn]

i love bums

[pswkua2]

reward for $30 patron The Encapsulator

[pswkua2]

Reward for patron Martin ($30 tier)

[notsafefornavigation]

Minecraft inflation pack. Her name is pam and she is cyoot

[miniribbons]

(final) Update

After observing the changes in December 17 and looking through several possible platforms, I finally made up my mind and move in to Twitter! (some of you have complaints with using Twitter, but you can thank Tumblr for that)

It took my a while to write this due to real life errands, but I thank you everyone who are still patiently staying and following me on Tumblr. I will miss you guys, it was fun!

I have provided the link below so you know where to find me.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/miniribbons

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/miniribbons

This is it, my last post of the year, or probably ever. Thank you all for staying with me, see you all soon! And Merry Christmas!

[squirrelsandsounds]

A Mermaid wants to travel and see what's on land, but can't 'cause they're a mermaid. They talk a bit with their friend, who's a slime, about this, and their slime friends gets and idea, and eats them. Now the slime's belly is basically an aquarium for their merfriend, and the mermaid gets to see parts of the world. The slime still has to let them out every now and then to make sure they don't hurt or digest them. The slime would feel very bad if that happened.

See now this is the cute and wholesome stuff with safe vore that I can get into

Or not necessarily like, be into in a fetishy way, more like “that’s cute and good and fun”

Would make for quite a sight, a big engorged slime sliding their way about with a very curious and enthralled mermaid inside, haha

[rabbitinafoxden]

I really dig this idea. Looks like Slime knows some interesting places! 

[kayakazan-academy]

Liquify, the art of turning polygons into curves

“It looks so smooth :Q” ~@yourdeadfool

I’ve been told plenty of times how pretty damn smooth the curves of my pictures are but how do I do it so well ? Through one simple tool of Photoshop (Follow these instructions to get a legal copy Photoshop CS2 for free.) and plenty of practice~

1 - Use the Magic Wand and the Lasso to select the parts of the picture you want to make smoother.

(On the top left, you can choose the tolerance of the magic wand to allow him to take more color difference at once. In the gif below, the magic wand has a tolerance of 30 but you’ll have to adapt it to your situation.)

2 - Press CTRL+C then CTRL+V to copy your selection to a new layer.

3 - In the Filter menu, choose the Liquify… option. A new window will appear.

4 - Using your mouse, drag the shapes around to make it as smooth as you can, maybe thicker too~

(On the right of the Liquify window, there’s several options for your brush. I only really modify the Brush Size but feel free to try the other options.)

(On the left side, you can choose what effect to give to your brush. Again, feel free to experiment with them but I mostly use the first two. The first one is the standard tool I used in the gif above and the second slowly restore your modification.)

And that’s it for the basics~ It might be difficult at the start but once you get used to the tools, you won’t need smoother SFM models since you’ll fix the polygons in Photoshop~

[thespacezonearchive-deactivated]

Today, we learned not to let our problems escalate into things we can’t control by sitting on them and hoping they’ll go away on their own. Burp.

[snesflint]

Vinesauce Played Super Paper Mario for the internet and now Mimi is trending a bit. I think I missed the Mimi train but whatever.

[su-sano]

How to Enlarge your Imouto Tutorial

Side effects include looming little sisters and cramped rooms. But worth the price.

[eerieviolet]

who selling those

[blooberrybuffet]

2 flavors of Huckberry right now. We got:

“I just got done with one piece of gum. Two more to go”

And

“My girlfriend cast some kinda no-popping spell on me, but my body also can’t physically get much bigger so I’m teetering on the edge of popping and there’s so much pressure someone juice me soon please I’m so fucking big I’m so fucking full.”