I'm watching you.

It has come to my attention that my hired killers have taken to "posting" on this little website. I'll be watching.

[sloppjockey]

eys. gouache watercolor paintings

[isignyourpaychecks]

Who left the brownies in the break room? They taste like dirt.

[isignyourpaychecks]

Wa it

[isignyourpaychecks]

Who left the brownies in the break room? They taste like dirt.

[mannco-official]

What the fuck is a homestuck

[isignyourpaychecks]

I believe it is actually referred to as quarantine.

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Visit Original Link

Exactly what it says it's the Administrator saying gg twice.

[Audio description: Two sound clips from tf2 of the Administrator, speaking sarcastically and disdainfully in both of them. In the first one, she says "Oh yes, uh, 'gg'." There is a filter over her voice like she's speaking over an intercom. In the second clip, she says "As you idiots say, 'gg'." Her voice is lacking the filter here.]

[isignyourpaychecks]

What the hell is a "Tee 'F' Too"?

[paulingsuggestions]

Are you valued in your job, pauling? Are you even paid well?

I’m paid well!! I can afford a waffle maker! Also this entire company would crumble without me and they know it

[isignyourpaychecks]

I may not know what a "Mitski" is but

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Despite popular opinion, I am emotionally well adjusted and do not experience physical pain when I receive emotional affection.

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Saxton Hale changes company name to Womann Co. to celebrate International Women's Day

[isignyourpaychecks]

I would like to clarify that my absence is not due to the fact that I accidentally deleted the phone app and couldn't remember how to install it. It is because I have much better things to do than participate in all this online tomfoolery.

[isignyourpaychecks]

Reminder that employment ontracts expiring this year must be renewed by January 5th or you will removed from base and released onto the streets with unrelated amnesia.

[isignyourpaychecks]

I've never enjoyed vistors in my office. Violating the privacy of others while being is alone is my favorite pastime after all. But a good friend and maybe a book or tea to share as we laugh manically and ridicule the mercs has been... Nice.

[lar-nah321]

Romance

[isignyourpaychecks]

admin can you do a kickflip

Can you?

[isignyourpaychecks]

The sky has been unusual in appearance as of late.

[paulingsuggestions]

I found a way to climb into the ceiling tiles of the base…which means I can prank the guys. Hah. I don’t know if I’ll have time to do it though

[isignyourpaychecks]

You can have a paid hour and 45 minutes away from your primary duties. Go nuts.