A mix of funny with dance and a dash of boredom

Stu(dying)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Spotify could become a dating app where it matches you with a person who listens to the same songs as you.

[1995lahaine]

me on december 18th: wow this movie FUCKS

my assigned tumblr staff incel:

[just-shower-thoughts]

Recreational cannabis is allowed in 10 of 50 states as of now. That’s 4/20ths of all states.

[uppityfemale]

The President charges his own Secret Service to use his golf carts.

The Secret Service also had to move out of their floors in Trump Tower because they couldn’t afford the lease.

THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING MONEY OFF OF HIS PRESIDENTIAL SECURITY DETAIL.

THEY ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO PROTECT HIM AND HE’S CHARGING THEM AT HIS PRIVATE BUSINESSES TO DO SO.

The Secret Service is almost out of money. Trump spent in one year on travel what Obama spent in eight (not to mention profited off of it). They can’t afford to pay people their people to cover Trump’s huge family as they travel for work and go on vacation every week.

This is corruption. This is unethical. This is something we should all be mad as Hell about.

[caitallolovesyou]

This was actually so insane to me that I figured I HAD to make sure it was real before reblogging it with no sources. It seems to be totally real.

sources:  http://www.marketwatch.com/story/trumps-clubs-charge-60k-to-rent-carts-to-secret-service-as-agency-runs-out-of-money-2017-08-21 http://www.businessinsider.com/secret-service-trump-tower-rent-command-post-2017-8 (and there are many more if you googlefu, but most of them weren’t sources I particularly like or trust so I’m not linking them here.)

Anyway yes, this is like textbook corruption. This is our tax dollars at work, people! 

[wetwareproblem]

This is the entire reason he ran. People laughed at what a shitty businessman he was, but… that’s the thing. He was never a businessman. He has always been a con artist. And this is just the biggest job of them all. The sole point of the von Clownstick administration is to shovel as much US money as possible into his already-bloated pockets, in exactly the same way that all of those failed businesses shoveled investor money in.

[susurrations]

[Image description: “Secret Service has spent $40k of your money for carts at DT golf courses, directly into his checking account, first POTUS to personally pocket our tax dollars for his protection. $40k, directly to him, for golf carts. To protect him. Think about that.” - John Fuselgang]

[tinychubbybarista]

[princesstigerbelle]

BOX FOR PLAY

[tangerinebonfire]

Look at this beautiful angel

[princesstigerbelle]

[davvic]

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

[pandaflavouredcookies]

The morning murps

[breaktotheotherside]

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

[thegravelbro]

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

[outcrying]

[dancebook]

Meanwhile, on the ballet side of YouTube…

[and-down-we-go]

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

[galina-ulanova]

Lesley Rausch and Karel Cruz in The Sleeping Beauty (Pacific Northwest Ballet)

[monsieurrobot]

[ballerinaoftheopera-deactivated]

Dorothee Gilbert and Josua Hoffalt at Palais Garnier

[officialunitedstates]

why do rich people buy big houses -__- cant you get the same enjoyment out of a house half as small and use the $100,000 you saved to go go-carting with your kids once and a while

[marciabrady]

This episode, which aired twelve years ago as of 2017, saved The Suite Life of Zack and Cody from being cancelled and made Esteban a more featured regular.

[my-honor-blog1]

Never forget.

[beyonceisstraight]

SCREAMING 💀💀☠☠☠

[just-shower-thoughts]

Dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is.

[balletroyale]

Renata Shakirova and Philipp Stepin in The Sleeping Beauty (Mariinsky Ballet)