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Calypso is so beautiful! And also such a derp! 😂 The first 5 photos are the pretty ones and the next 5 depict her true personality: 100% derp. She likes to be tall! Lol
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snake myths and why they’re wrong
“snakes are deaf” although they lack eardrums, studies have shown that snakes’ brains respond to low-frequency airborne sounds. however, they are not as sensitive to high-pitched sounds. “all snakes are venomous” it is estimated that only 25% of snake species are venomous. current research lists these species as the most venomous in the world: inland taipan, eastern brown, yelow-bellied sea snake, peron’s sea snake, coastal taipan, many-banded krait, black-banded sea krait, black tiger snake, and the beaked sea snake. you may notice that a lot of these are sea snakes, which are actually extremely docile and very rarely bite.
“snakes dislocate their jaws to eat” the jaws are connected by a highly elastic ligament, and the posterior end of the lower jaw is unfused and articulated by the quadrate bone. these two factors allow for excellent mobility of the jaw, making dislocation of it unnecessary.
“my snake will grow as big as its enclosure” a lot of things like genetics and feeding schedule influence the size of a snake, but the size of its enclosure isn’t one of them. by this logic, a 10ft vivarium would give you a 10ft corn snake, or a baby snake kept in a shoebox would never grow to be an adult size. “if you don’t feed the snake in a separate enclosure it will associate your hand with food” snakes will associate your hand with food if it smells of food. regardless of where they’re being fed. if the cage aggression myth was true, the snake would associate tubs with food when you want to transport it. “my (insert person here) was chased by a snake!” a select few species will actively pursue a person. like the highly venomous bushmaster. it may sound unlikely, but the vast majority of snakes just want the fastest escape route to get away from you. if you choose the same route as the snake, it can seem like it’s chasing you. if you change direction it will continue on its way. “my (insert person here) was sized up by their pet python!” probably the most annoying urban myth that reptile owners hear. if snakes were to size up every prey item before eating they would have gone extinct long ago. if a snake is laying close to you like in that story, it’s because you’re a heat source. the funniest variation of this story is when it was apparently a ball python - it’s hard enough to get a ball python to eat a mouse, let alone a human! feel free to add on to this
Local leaf does a big scare! More at 5pm
the crestie one got a lot of notes so here’s a ball python one too!
(best method of all is just drawing from actual photo references! this is just another silly lil thing)
basically the idea is that cresties’ heads are a good triangle-shape
(best method of all is just drawing from actual photo references! this is just a silly lil thing)
Why this chart is bullshit:
Heat pits just say a snake hunts for warm-blooded prey.
Slit pupils help snakes precisely judge distance for an ambush, while round pupils are for active foraging + chase-hunting. Like, garter snakes root around for crickets and worms and fish, while pythons wait for a mouse and STRIKE! Thus:Round vs Slit pupil.
Round snoot has nothing to do with anything.
Y’all shouldn’t grab a snake to check its tail scutes anyway, that’s dumb af.
Ball Pythons have chubby cheeks ‘cause they have to open their mouths real wide to swallow big things, and that’s where their muscles go. Small-mouthed snakes don’t need as much slurping power.
Coral snakes [pictured above] have the second-strongest venom of any snake, but they have round eyes, no heat pits, a round snout, and no retractable fangs.
The average person can’t bloody tell what’s a heat pit vs a nostril. Here’s pictures of the illustrated snakes above. They’re too damn close in appearance, and their markings are super similar, and they both swim and stay in the shadows so if you’re in an area where cottonmouths live, and you see a dark brown-to-black snake, just leave it the fuck alone!
This is a spitting cobra when it doesn’t have its hood up. Pretty chill brassy bro, right? WRONG! This sucker will spit venom in your eyes from 6 feet away!
BLARGHHHSSST~
What a cute slithery noodle, right? Friend-shaped head and neck,round pupil, no heat pits - we good, right?
Hahaha WRONG! That’s the Inland Taipan, literally the most deadly snake on this bitch of an earth. One bite’s worth of venom is enough to kill 100 fully grown men. It makes your kidneys fail while your skeletal muscle falls apart and you’re vomiting and seizing even as your blood thickens and forms massive clots. So yeah. This slithery beauty is a DO NOT APPROACH!
Woah Look at those heat pits! Slit-thin eyes! Spooky af, right?
Nah bro, that’s an emerald tree boa. They just wanna eat birds and sit in a tree all day.
Snoozin’ friendo~
Anyway, snakes are a varied species and the illustrated infographic being passed around is total bullshit.
Don’t approach strange snakes.
Don’t approach a snake unless you’re 100000% certain it’s the type of snake you think it is, and you have solid knowledge of all the types of snakes in your area. Just leave the wild noodles alone.
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Yearly round-up of products that pet manufacturers need to make commercially available:
blah blah PVC or plastic enclosures blah blah flat-packed
humid hides shaped like rocks but made out of washable plastic that “snap” together like a plastic container’s lid does, so the lid doesn’t get knocked off, drying out the hide
hides made out of washable plastic that look like rocks but aren’t stupid difficult to get clean
wrap-around backgrounds for Exo-Terra enclosures that allow plant planting.
under-tank heaters with built-in thermostats and reeeeally long probes.
digital thermostats with reeeeeeally long probes.
tiles, precut to fit Exo-Terra-type enclosures, or PVC enclosures, with interesting patterns - perhaps in natural shades and prints.
magnetic ledges that look like rocks, made out of washable plastic, usable in PVC enclosures.
water and food dishes made out of ceramic or metal in attractive, natural shapes. NOT RESIN. water dishes should be deep enough for snakes.
magnetic cage furniture that allows a variety of basking levels that sits on the cage floor but uses magnets to stabilize and attach the furniture to keep it from tipping over or smushing the animal.
a year later, nothing’s changed
Have you tried emailing them? Cuz i just emailed them and though i didnt mention everything on this list their reply was pretty quick and they seemed to appreciate the suggestions
Tropical reptile owners! Lowes (and probably most hardware stores) carries all natural, no chemical or fertilizer added sphagnum moss in the plant section for SO much cheaper than you can get it at a pet store. It comes in a brick the same size as the pet store brand as well. It’s literally the exact same stuff.
people who don't own snakes: snakes are cunning, intelligent, devious creatures, shrouded in mystique
snake owners: my snake forgets how to eat food sometimes
blah blah
Yearly round-up of products that pet manufacturers need to make commercially available:
blah blah PVC or plastic enclosures blah blah flat-packed
humid hides shaped like rocks but made out of washable plastic that “snap” together like a plastic container’s lid does, so the lid doesn’t get knocked off, drying out the hide
hides made out of washable plastic that look like rocks but aren’t stupid difficult to get clean
wrap-around backgrounds for Exo-Terra enclosures that allow plant planting.
under-tank heaters with built-in thermostats and reeeeally long probes.
digital thermostats with reeeeeeally long probes.
tiles, precut to fit Exo-Terra-type enclosures, or PVC enclosures, with interesting patterns - perhaps in natural shades and prints.
magnetic ledges that look like rocks, made out of washable plastic, usable in PVC enclosures.
water and food dishes made out of ceramic or metal in attractive, natural shapes. NOT RESIN. water dishes should be deep enough for snakes.
magnetic cage furniture that allows a variety of basking levels that sits on the cage floor but uses magnets to stabilize and attach the furniture to keep it from tipping over or smushing the animal.
Can someone tell me who the oldest snake in the reptiblr community is??
I genuinely don’t know. My ball python Plato is 17, does anyone have an older snoot?
Well, he’s technically not a pet at all, and technically not mine, and not on tumblr (at the moment) so it’s not really answering the question. But since I assume we all love snakes some people might be interested to know about him anyway.
I volunteer at a wildlife rehab center in California, and we have a non-releasable education gopher snake named Lazarus, who came to the center back in the 80s as a full grown adult, after his head was intentionally run over by a kid on a bike. He managed to survive, despite everything, he suffered a broken jaw that healed, though it created some problems for him when unhinging his jaw to feed, but the biggest reason we have him and he can’t be released is he suffered brain damage and now flips upside down frequently, casually slithers backwards around his enclosure, and strikes his food in the opposite direction of where it is and needs a lot of help eating as a result. But anyway, my point is, Lazarus was a full grown adult around 30 years ago, which makes him over 30 years old, possibly nearly 40 at this point, and I have been trying to find an older snake in the world period and haven’t found much, I think there’s a 36 year old gopher snake on record somewhere. Anyway gopher snakes have an average live expectancy of 15 so he’s twice as old as the average gopher snake. Which is pretty cool, so, NOT really an answer to the question, but Laz is a precious and super sweet and quirky snoot that deserves to be known about.
My own ball python, Alistair, is still just over a year, so, I don’t know about the oldest snake on tumblr or within the tumblr community haha.
boa constrictor care sheet (plus extra)
i’m going to be directing this care sheet for the boa constrictor imperator (bci) or the common boa. however much of what is said is applicable for other species of boa constrictor and i will mention several other boa subspecies and locals of bci
basic info: the boa constrictor imperator is the most commonly kept species of boa in the pet trade right now, there are 11 total subspecies of boa constrictor that range in size, temperament and patterning. many of which stay smaller with the exception of boa constrictor constrictor. they do however get to a large size and have a lengthy lifespan and can sometimes have an attitude which is why i recommend them as a moderate to semi advanced care requirement snake. boa’s are pretty readily available at any store or expo, ranging in price from normals (50-75 at shows and about 150-200 in stores) to high end morphs like moonglow, img, and luecistic that can be in excess of 4000$. the number one thing to make sure is the boa you’re going to buy is from a reputable source and is healthy, no retained sheds, no signs of respiratory infection (constant wheezing when breathing or foam around the mouth) no kinking and no mites.
size and lifespan: boa constrictor imperator is the second largest subspecies of boa constrictor specifically the Columbia local of the imperator subspecies. central american locals stay smaller. Colombians are usually between 6-9 feet and 35 pounds, with females being larger. central Americans are usually closer to 5-7 and 20ish pounds. there has been records of Colombians getting 10 feet but that is very rare. other locals of boas usually stay the same size and the centrals or even smaller with the exception being b.c. constrictor which have an average of 9-12 feet and 40-50 pounds. boas have been recorded of living 40 plus years in captivity but 20-30 years is the average. careful consideration must be taken into account before purchasing these animals.
housing requirements (tank): baby boas should be kept in 20-30 gallon long aquariums or the size equivalent. a tank about 30 inches long by 12 wide by 12 high. baby boas are semi arboreal and should be provided with several things to climb on. as boas grow them become less and less arboreal and of course get bigger. the minimum tank size should be a 4 foot by 2 foot by 1 foot enclosure, personally i prefer 5 foot by 2 foot by 2 foot so they have a little more room to roam around and a little bit of climbing space as adults will climb a bit. the length plus the width of the tank should be around the same as the boa (ie, a six-seven foot boa should be in a 4x2 foot enclosure, a nine foot should be in a 6x2) two hides should be provided in the tank, one on the hot end and one on the cool end so the snake can properly thermoregulate while still feeling safe. adult boas are hard to find hides for. trust me. the best thing to use is large cat litter pans with a hole cut into them and melted around the edge of the cut so it is smooth. baby boa tanks should be fairly busy with a few barren spots so the little ones can move freely throughout while still having some cover. make sure anything in the enclosure is free or parasites and harmful substances.
housing (temp): boas need a hot end, cool end and a basking spot so they can properly regulate their temps. the cool end should be at 75 degrees f. with the heat rising up to 85 f. in the hot end with a basking spot no higher than about 90-92 f. belly heat is a better option for boas rather than lighting, lighting drains humidity and belly heat aids in digestion far more than a light will. using both is definitely an option having the belly heat as a main source and a light to bring basking spot temps to the proper temp. belly heat can be achieved with heat pads, heat cable or heat tape, any of these things NEED a thermostat otherwise you risk damaging the tank, burning your animal or even burning your house in the worst case scenario. there has to be something to control the temps on the heat source. a low wattage fluorescent bulb can be provided to ensure a proper day and night cycle and to better observe your boa, you can use a full spectrum uvb light and it has been said it provides physical and psychological benefits but nothing is proven. the only thing i have noticed uvb lighting does is it brings out the animals colours more (there are several ways to make the colours come out more on the animals) not having it will not harm your boa in any way shape or form and most keepers don’t have it. feel free to add it however, it won’t hurt your boa and it may have some unproven benefits.
housing (humidity): boas come from a semi tropical environment so humidity is definitely necessary, humidity for boa’s should be between 60-70%. easy way to do this is just spay down the cage with a mister once a day or every other day. but don’t be concerned if it drops to 50% just give it a little spray. during shed periodically get the humidity up to 80% (once a day or every other day) to ensure your snake has a good shed cycle. for baby boa’s a water dish large enough for them to soak in is required as babies will often soak themselves before going into shed, this usually results in them defecating in the water, this means changing the water fairly often for babies. as boas grow it’s almost impossible to find dishes large enough for a 9 foot boa to soak in, so proving a dish with a 10-12 inch diameter is a perfect option. there are also large corner water dishes (my personal favorite cuz they’re almost impossible to tip over) are the best option because of the quantity of water they hold and they have more surface area so it’s harder to tip over. you can also provide a third hide with moss in it to have a humid hide that the boa can crawl into during it’s shed cycle. sometimes the tips of boa’s tails will stay on (the shed skin) especially for babies, this is not a sign of bad husbandry, boas have longer tails and alot of the time it just rips right before it finishes, if you catch it quickly you can pull the remainder off, if not, give it a quick spray with water and it should come off easy.
housing (substrate): the most commonly used substrate for boa’s by breeders is newspaper, paper towel or butcher paper, all of those are acceptable and economically smart, but don’t hold humidity to well. i find plantation soil, coco husk or melelucha mulch to be the best because they hold humidity well, you can also use a mixture of plantation soil and cypress or plantation soil and reptibark. having the bark in with the soil really aids in shedding, you can use regular carefresh or shredded aspen as well and i have heard good things about them, but i find those to substrates mold and get to much water too easy for my liking. if you are using something loose like the soil mixtures you can spot clean twice a week, if you see fecal matter grab it and handful or dirt in the surrounding area and throw it out, top up when necessary and every 2-4 months change out the entire substrate completely. if you are using the paper bedding’s mentioned first you should change out the entire substrate whenever you are doing a cleaning.
feeding: it is important to give any new boa a “grace period” which means, giving any new boa you bring at least 5 days before offering a meal. i promise they’ll be fine. if you feed to soon they can not eat or regurgitate their food. a re-gurge is worse than any poop. ever. if this occurs be sure your temp and humidity are correct than wait 2 weeks before offering again (for already food depraved and starving animals i do ten days). the biggest reason for regurgitation is improper temps and excessive handling, don’t handle your snake for at least 2-3 hours before a feeding and leave them alone for the rest of that day plus the next. This assures proper digestion and no added stress during the most crucial stages of meal digestion. do not feed a new boa (baby or new addition of any size) something bigger than the girth of their largest part, you DO NOT want a bulge for any new snakes until they are established. once they have been established (4-5 consistent meals in a row) than you can offer them meals large enough for it to make a small bulge in their stomachs. make sure you are buying quality mice or rats for your snake that are parasite and disease free. they need no additional supplements (you can provide certain things to make colours pop more as i mentioned earlier) boa’s that are one year old and younger should be fed every 7-10 days the appropriate sized meals, between the ages of 1-2 you should switch them over to 10-14 days. from 2-4 years 14-30 days is recommended (as they age increase time between feeding, a two year old should be every 14 days while a 3.4 year old should be closer to 30). 4 plus years of age they should be fed every 3-6 weeks depending on age, sex and if they are breeding or not. feeding more or less is okay (to a point) just make sure you monitor their size and weight so they don’t become obese or underweight. boa’s should naturally have an almost bread loaf like shape, a little bit of girth is not a problem so long as they aren’t overweight. (my boa is a little more girthy than some others if you’ve seen him but still fit as a fiddle!) you can switch most boa’s over to frozen super easy, just skip one feeding and then the next feeding offer it a frozen thawed and it’ll usually take it without question. rabbits are another good option for older boa’s, they are a leaner meat so make sure they are not loosing any weight when they switch to rabbits. when feeding rabbits over rats you want to have longer periods of time between feeding as rabbits are much larger and more packed with proteins, fats, nutrients ect. frozen thawed or prekilled is always recommended as any live feeder bigger than a mouse fuzzy or rat pup can seriously harm or even kill your snake. if you do feed live never leave the boa unattended with a live prey item in with it and have a pen or tongs on hand to put in the feeders mouth in case it does try to bite your snake.
feeding newborn boa’s: newborn boa’s take best to hopper mice, fuzzies don’t seem to move around enough to get their instincts to kick in enough and most take 2-3 weeks longer when offered fuzzies or hoppers. newborns should be offered a meal 2-4 days after they have hair their first shed and poop or on day 14 after birth either way. i’ve had baby boas eat 5 times before they even shed once. Mice hoppers are the best prey item for newborns as they move around more, have denser bones, more muscle and less fat than a rat pinkie. you want to feed your boas mice of appropriate size until they are on larger rat pups or weaned rats for the same reason. switching to frozen thawed is recommended as soon as you can. some start their babies on frozen. i make sure mine have eaten 3 times before i switch them to frozen to get them established.
handling and temperament: boa constrictor imperator tends to be a very well behaved boa and usually are very tolerant of handling. they are very curious snakes and tend to want to explore, eventually they will find a cozy spot near you (you’re warm) usually near the armpit or some nook and hunker down so get some heat from you. most boa’s aren’t even all that head shy once they get used to you and will activity try to wedge their heads against you and try to “shovel” you out of the way (ie, mine will push my fingers apart with his nose and just sit there once he pushes his head through) they seem to like to use their face to examine their surroundings which makes for some pretty entertaining situations.. certain locals of b.c.imperator can have a bit of a temperament, central Americans and Nicaraguans can be a little more on edge than the Colombians and nip quite a bit more as babies.
personally, boa’s are my favorite species of snake and will always hold a spot on top in my heart. if you do have any questions or concerns about boa’s please feel free to send me an ask. if there is anything you think i missed let me know (i spent 3.5 fucking hours on this i better not have missed a god damn thing lol)
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