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audioexorcisms

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

designerpets

this is why commas are so

important 🤓

audioexorcisms

Where do you think the comma goes

mushiest

beardsbluntsbroncos

default-cube

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

segamascott

not me it's get a bag thursday 💯🔥😤

tyrantdaughter

How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing

tyrantdaughter

I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think

porcelain-rob0t

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

derryderrydown

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

Child sized

hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

blappature-executive

Visit Original Link

asj15

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

catchymemes

mad-hare

Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”

ostolero

there's a particular romantic quality to this product image for these nitrile gloves holding a thorny rose

cetitan

lesbianmarrow

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

tunnaa-unnaa

taking notes

ahotknife

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

noctthedoor

Don’t leave this in the tags

jvlianbashir

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing